As a fresher in school, as commonly known as Jambito or jambite... I was so excited to be a university undergraduate. Moving round the school like someone that has arrived( I nor know say I just start the race).
I did so many crazy things as a fresher which make me laugh when I reflect bad...

1. Going to class to get sit as early as 6:30 ( that matter nor be hear ooo... I just want to sit on the front row).
2. Buying all sort of materials just because they told you you need it but @ the end you end you not reading them....
3. Attending multiple tutorials that at the end you get confused of what they are teaching...
4. Attending almost all parties and social event in school just to feel belong...
5. Going for night class almost everytime just because some people tell you, if you don't you might fail...
6. Wooing any fine girl that comes my way... this one was really fun shall...
7. Was eager to tell everyone the number of A's I had... ( guy how far ur result, guy I got 12A's... geee... you be scholar ooo)

As a fresher in the university, you just want to do everything... it was fun shall...
What were the crazy things you did as a fresher?

I carried file like there was no tomorrow

Attended so many tutorials which we later discovered that some of those guys were even having the courses as carry over but just looking for freshers to exploit and new babes to bang

I spent Hell, the community my school dey those people dey vex, anytime of resumption things dey cost die. Imagine buying one plastic bucket for 1k5


I almost spent half of my school fees in two days

T'was really fun

IF YOU HAVE NOT TASTED SCHOOL LIFE YOU HAVE NOT TASTED LIFE!!!!!

I customised my tee shirt just to help one dude campaign for NASS president.I also ran round the skul sweating profusely, shouting, singing and displaying a poster to help another dude who didn't even give a Bleep bout who I was campaign for SUG president I dey always para wen I remember

We use to have this prof..... late Prof Ikejiani..... She has this deep British accent , and as an ajakpako wey I be, my first lecture in UNN was her's. I was not understanding anything she was saying. So, I wasnt taking down notes. When she noticed, and insist everybody in her class must be writing, I no know d devil wey enter my hand, I started writing in capital letters.... Almost 4 pages in capital letters. When the guy wey siddon near me come notice am, I tell am say na so I was trained to write in sec. school. The whole of dat semester, my name was Capital Letters
Modified....... I knew this was heading to the FP. Now, I don hammer 80 likes.... Dedicating the likes to Real Madrid fans all over yhe globe

Well I did not go to lectures for a month,flexed around in my discussion continua,bleeped the most beautiful girl in houdegbe and some careless female lecturers in school.till one day I was in a party n I saw my sister being rocked by another guy wen I accosted d guy he said shebi na u wey dey flex oda pple gals n mums now person dey with ur sister u dy complain.since den na books dey ma head.I av since returned d car back to naija ooo..I no even dey do galfriends cus they are dull in d brain

visit fantastic building in school and have a pix in their front.

YungwizzzyPt7:
I carried file like there was no tomorrow

Attended so many tutorials which we later discovered that some of those guys were even having the courses as carry over but just looking for freshers to exploit and new babes to bang

I spent Hell, the community my school dey those people dey vex, anytime of resumption things dey cost die. Imagine buying one plastic bucket for 1k5


I almost spent half of my school fees in two days

T'was really fun

IF YOU HAVE NOT TASTED SCHOOL LIFE YOU HAVE NOT TASTED LIFE!!!!!

that file matter na tire me pass... white office flat file... na once everybody go know say na jambito you be...

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hbpeze:
Well I did not go to lectures for a month,flexed around in my discussion continua,bleeped the most beautiful girl in houdegbe and some careless female lecturers in school.till one day I was in a party n I saw my sister being rocked by another guy wen I accosted d guy he said shebi na u wey dey flex oda pple gals n mums now person dey with ur sister u dy complain.since den na books dey ma head.I av since returned d car back to naija ooo..I no even dey do galfriends cus they are dull in d brain

you worry shall... you don't want guy to dance with your sis... who will now dance with her?

#FUNAAB and files be like #BREAD and butter.... Lol

butanep:
you worry shall... you don't want guy to dance with your sis... who will now dance with her?

Tony Montana comes to mind.

Mine is really crazy oo, one yeye lecturer threatened to fail us if we don't pay for his handout and he was with the only copy which was not easy to find, na so the man drop am for desk and na General lectures, well when he turned back, the handout waka o.... Am sure u can guess who carried it na

I twice spoiled my bestie padlock to eat his food because hungry nearly kill person o, hehehehe


Another crazy thing was using half of my handouts money to host a blind date from Jos, I regretted my life that day, choi, next year I would be a holy boy, so help me God....

*MODIFIED*

If I no talk this last one, even devil won't be proud of me, I banged one babe inside hostel wey 7 other students dey inside, my friends corner small eh and na just curtain separate each corner, na so the room just long, no space, I had to really manage that day, na missionary style o, no turning, no adjusting.

Eh God no vex, pls forgive me my sins cus am a big sinner. For more information just click on www.pastorpikincorner *coughs* dats all....

hbpeze:
Well I did not go to lectures for a month,flexed around in my discussion continua,bleeped the most beautiful girl in houdegbe and some careless female lecturers in school.till one day I was in a party n I saw my sister being rocked by another guy wen I accosted d guy he said shebi na u wey dey flex oda pple gals n mums now person dey with ur sister u dy complain.since den na books dey ma head.I av since returned d car back to naija ooo..I no even dey do galfriends cus they are dull in d brain

you can lie ehh!!

Joining secret cult #TerribleExperiences

I wooed every fine gal dt i sat close to during lectures...

Emmmmm......

Gone
are those days when "STENON" was a Fresher....

I Wrote my name on all my belongings in the hostel(bucket,Stove,
Pillow,matress,lamp, cups, Plates e.t.c.) , calling my Lecturers
"Uncle", Cooking and eating balanced diet, asking for the direction to
the lecture venue, Asking for the interpretation of Units and course
code(e.g. 101), Got confused with calculation of GPA(Adding all my scores together in all the courses "75+67+72+... and divide it by the total number of courses taken i.e. 7 courses to get a GPA of 68), I was also very anxious of
collecting School ID card.

Falling inlove with a girl in your department and not opening up to her just because of pride and the big boys rule of not dating any departmental girl. it was realy crazy,who knows how happy she could have made me.

as a fresher i never knew there was no smoking in campus.....but i smoke weed

All d 14-17 years old where the ones religiously doing no1

who get time?

whey I dey find money pass everywhere.

laminated my timetable

This topic go make sense

in case

Soneh:
laminated my timetable

guy your case serious ooooo... how you go laminate timetable?

henryagori:
as a fresher i never knew there was no smoking in campus.....but i smoke weed

why will you smoke as a first year student... your starting point was so bad...

cupidhero:
Falling inlove with a girl in your department and not opening up to her just because of pride and the big boys rule of not dating any departmental girl. it was realy crazy,who knows how happy she could have made me.

probably you were nt bold enough then...

I'm coming

[size=17pt]hacking the school website....[/size]

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Razi1:
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What's all this nonsense you're displaying man? You mature than this now..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kpND_XswMY&list=UUbBAsfeGtF3HlJgIEiRrKQw