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A Piece On Terrorism by tobiboss(m): 4:22pm On Oct 24, 2014
Table of Contents

1. Terrorism
2. Confused Vandalism
3. Pro Terrorist Movies
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“Tourism? Yes, we are doing all
we can to help with that.”
~ Barack Obama on terrorists
“Our enemies are innovative
and resourceful, and so are we.
They never stop thinking about
new ways to harm our country
and our people, and neither do
we.”
~ Goodluck Jonathan on terrorists

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Terrorism is the art of getting
people to do what you want by
scaring the shìt out of them. It is
practised in many forms, by many
different groups, including the
government of other countries, large
multi-national companies, ones own
government, and very occasionally
the people the television said it was.
Terrorism should not be confused
with Terrellism, which is a
movement that initially began in
France. Terrorism is not usually
considered as kindhearted acts of
affection, though its believers
appear to have a good time with it.
Terrorism shouldn't be confused
with Tourism, although many
government now consider tourists
equally a threat and treat them in
the same manner. Terrorists are
typically also far eaiser to negotiate
with than tourists. Tourists are
usually easily recognized, as they all
wear socks and often can be seen
with a pink sun-hat and a camera. If
you see a tourist in your
neighborhood, there is no time to
call the police, organize your
neighbors into a militia and deal
with the threat immediately.
Confused Vandalism
Another very famous -ism, vandalism
is not to be confused with terrorism.
Confused vandalism is the
meaningless degradation of an
otherwise important or significant
confused Shukran. What is known as
cyber-terrorism is not to be confused
with Bdoun Sokkar. Confused?
Terrorism. Confusion. Do not. It is.
Michael Jacksons music is a confusing
example of confused vandalism. If
this had confused Sa'adni in you, it
might be confused misconstrued as a
terror campaign. Some say that
Hector Meyer is Hammam Sabah El-
Khair Sa'adni, but really he isn't. Are
you confused now? Good. You are is.
While all of us in the "civilized" world
are driving excessively large SUVs
and stuffing ourselves with
sharwama and esiewu, and creating
a TV show that tests the contestant’s
ability to survive(look at fear factor). Thinner members
of Al-Qaeda are trapped in tents in
the middle of nowhere encircled by
sand and AK-47s. They bang anything
they can get their hands on
including mountain goats, Jonathan's pics or Justin
Bieber everything that resembles
Omar Shariff. For excitement they
see how long they can grow their
beards and they know Seyyara like
none other.
Talks are presently being held
between terrorists and the government on the release of the chibok girls, with them arsking the government to release some of their top members, call a ceasefire and reward all of their members with 10million each for the work they have done. If such
proposals are approved the
terrorists have requested to be re-
branded as Mat'am Sab'aeen and release some of the girls.
Re: A Piece On Terrorism by tobiboss(m): 4:24pm On Oct 24, 2014
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Re: A Piece On Terrorism by tobiboss(m): 4:28pm On Oct 24, 2014
I'll be back with how to spot a terrorist
Re: A Piece On Terrorism by tobiboss(m): 9:53pm On Oct 24, 2014
Hilarious thread, op.
Re: A Piece On Terrorism by tobiboss(m): 9:53pm On Oct 24, 2014
tobiboss:
Hilarious thread, op.
thanks
Re: A Piece On Terrorism by tobiboss(m): 9:54pm On Oct 24, 2014
tobiboss:
thanks
don't knw peeps are nt commenting, they probably don't understand the humor
Re: A Piece On Terrorism by bolaino(m): 10:23pm On Oct 24, 2014
tobiboss:
don't knw peeps are nt commenting, they probably don't understand the humor
you're one hell of a funny mad man, I'll give you that. Lol
Re: A Piece On Terrorism by Nobody: 12:06pm On Nov 10, 2014
hehe, that is one hell of a confusing piece

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