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I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by Nobody: 10:28pm On Oct 24, 2014
Feel free to ask questions, please avoid asking over-sensitive questions (as I won't answer them) to avoid having the mods close this thread.
Re: I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by Chazzyboy: 10:40pm On Oct 24, 2014
How is next year election gonna be
Re: I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by Nobody: 10:57pm On Oct 24, 2014
Chazzyboy:
How is next year election gonna be
someone asked this same question in d last thread I opened. I gave him a direct answer. Shortly after that, a biased mod closed the thread. I'll leave u with this: next years election will infact be peaceful. The looser will at first reject the result, but will later start singing praises of the winner. The winner will be handed a white flag to write his name on for the first time.

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Re: I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by Nobody: 2:37am On Oct 25, 2014
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Re: I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by R0seMaryM(f): 7:15am On Oct 25, 2014
can u give me the winning lottery numbers?
Re: I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by MrsAnyanwu(f): 7:17am On Oct 25, 2014
Lol
Re: I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by Nobody: 10:03am On Oct 25, 2014
PervyByNature:
Feel free to ask questions, please avoid asking over-sensitive questions (as I won't answer them) to avoid having the mods close this thread.

PevertByNature,

Without taking into account, your previous thread titled "I'm Feeling Suicidal" where you stated that you feel like taking your life simply b'cos you have nothing to live for, I still will give you the benefit of the doubt, to provide me with the jackpot winning numbers for these 3 money lotteries:

1.) U.S.A Megamillions winning numbers for Tuesday October 28, 2014.

2.) U.S.A Powerball winning numbers for Wednesday October 29, 2014.

3.) Spanish El-Gordo winning numbers for Thursday December 25, 2014.

PS: If you're able to provide me with the ACCURATE winning numbers for these Money Lotteries, I will give you 10% of the proceeds.
Re: I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by Nobody: 11:56am On Oct 25, 2014
R0seMaryM:
can u give me the winning lottery numbers?
I tell fortunes, I don't give out lottery numbers. I'm not here to try n convince u but u shud really spend more time worrying about what people think about u. A couple of changes to d kind of friends u keep might avert what's bound to happen to ur heart.
Re: I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by Nobody: 11:58am On Oct 25, 2014
Zoharariel:


PevertByNature,

Without taking into account, your previous thread titled "I'm Feeling Suicidal" where you stated that you feel like taking your life simply b'cos you have nothing to live for, I still will give you the benefit of the doubt, to provide me with the jackpot winning numbers for these 3 money lotteries:

1.) U.S.A Megamillions winning numbers for Tuesday October 28, 2014.

2.) U.S.A Powerball winning numbers for Wednesday October 29, 2014.

3.) Spanish El-Gordo winning numbers for Thursday December 25, 2014.

PS: If you're able to provide me with the ACCURATE winning numbers for these Money Lotteries, I will give you 10% of the proceeds.
funny
Re: I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by StevinMorgan(m): 12:03pm On Oct 25, 2014
Have u finished seeing ur future? Tell me the name of my galfrnd.
Re: I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by amakufrancis(m): 1:50pm On Oct 25, 2014
PervyByNature:
Feel free to ask questions, please avoid asking over-sensitive questions (as I won't answer them) to avoid having the mods close this thread.
who go win 2015 presidential election?
Re: I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by Lindajohn(f): 2:15pm On Oct 25, 2014
Pls tell me.... Wetin i go be in future, is my future bright?
Re: I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by Nobody: 2:18pm On Oct 25, 2014
amakufrancis:
who go win 2015 presidential election?
I wish I cud answer U plainly, but I don't want the topic to be closed. All I will say is that the tarrot shows favour for d one who will write his name on the white flag for the first time.
Re: I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by Nobody: 2:23pm On Oct 25, 2014
Lindajohn:
Pls tell me.... Wetin i go be in future, is my future bright?
Ur future has already started. Linda John is not where she's supposed to be, but will be if she pays more attention to being independent. Someone who will/has helped U will want to bring U down because u refused to show gratitude. Ur future is bright my dear. Don't stray from the right path.
Re: I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by R0seMaryM(f): 2:27pm On Oct 25, 2014
PervyByNature:
I tell fortunes, I don't give out lottery numbers. I'm not here to try n convince u but u shud really spend more time worrying about what people think about u. A couple of changes to d kind of friends u keep might avert what's bound to happen to ur heart.

the only people im concerned about what they think of me, is my family. As 4 friends, i don't have any.
Re: I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by Lindajohn(f): 2:28pm On Oct 25, 2014
PervyByNature:
Ur future has already started. Linda John is not where she's supposed to be, but will be if she pays more attention to being independent. Someone who will/has helped U will want to bring U down because u refused to show gratitude. Ur future is bright my dear. Don't stray from the right path.
hmmmm. Tell me my real names before i ask more questions
Re: I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by amakufrancis(m): 2:30pm On Oct 25, 2014
PervyByNature:
I wish I cud answer U plainly, but I don't want the topic to be closed. All I will say is that the tarrot shows favour for d one who will write his name on the white flag for the first time.
oooooh ok i see, i appreciate eh?
Re: I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by kommiejewel(f): 2:40pm On Oct 25, 2014
Hmmm......will i die old and alone?
Re: I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by ERCROSS(m): 2:57pm On Oct 25, 2014
kommiejewel:
Hmmm......will i die old and alone?

Absolutely...
U will die .. And die alone...
grin
Re: I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by englishmart(m): 3:34pm On Oct 25, 2014
Manchester united vs Chelsea and
Real Madrid vs Barcelona.

Wetin the scores go be?

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Re: I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by englishmart(m): 3:36pm On Oct 25, 2014
StevinMorgan:
Have u finished seeing ur future? Tell me the name of my galfrnd.
her name must be Theresa

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Re: I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by cupidhero(m): 4:18pm On Oct 25, 2014
Lindajohn:
Pls tell me.... Wetin i go be in future, is my future bright?
i don't need that fake fortune teller abi na necromancer to tell me you dey stay 4 PH. your future might be bright but is he the best dude for you? holla at your boy i go dey genesis 4 tombia dey wait 4 u
Re: I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by cupidhero(m): 4:20pm On Oct 25, 2014
stop playing with tarot cards...ouija boards are even safer. be good.
Re: I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by Nobody: 5:46pm On Oct 25, 2014
kommiejewel:
Hmmm......will i die old and alone?
Why are u worried about that? Did someone tell u that??
Re: I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by StevinMorgan(m): 5:47pm On Oct 25, 2014
englishmart:
her name must be Theresa

isssh
Re: I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by Nobody: 5:48pm On Oct 25, 2014
cupidhero:
stop playing with tarot cards...ouija boards are even safer. be good.
I have the gift. I only use the tarot for enhancement since I can't touch their palms.
Re: I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by Nobody: 5:49pm On Oct 25, 2014
amakufrancis:
oooooh ok i see, i appreciate eh?
Thank U sir.
Re: I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by Nobody: 5:51pm On Oct 25, 2014
Lindajohn:
hmmmm. Tell me my real names before i ask more questions
I can only tell U wat u don't know.
Re: I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by Dawumi(f): 9:23pm On Oct 25, 2014
PervyByNature:
Feel free to ask questions, please avoid asking over-sensitive questions (as I won't answer them) to avoid having the mods close this thread.
mr fortune teller,will my re deployment be possible? angry
PervyByNature:
Feel free to ask questions, please avoid asking over-sensitive questions (as I won't answer them) to avoid having the mods close this thread.
mr fortune teller,will my re deployment be possible?
Re: I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by Nobody: 9:37pm On Oct 25, 2014
Pls, tell me wat d future holds for me. Wat can I venture into in order for me to be successful in life?
Re: I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by kommiejewel(f): 10:59pm On Oct 25, 2014
PervyByNature:
Why are u worried about that? Did someone tell u that??
Nope. Just curious... And u didn't answer d question
Re: I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by Nobody: 1:52am On Oct 26, 2014
derespect:
Pls, tell me wat d future holds for me. Wat can I venture into in order for me to be successful in life?
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