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My Father's Advice To Me When I Was Searching For A Wife... / Should A Wife Confront The Husband's Mistress? / How to Deal With a Wife That Nags a Lot (2) (3) (4)
... by kaybills(m): 6:08pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
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Re: ... by Edykul(f): 9:57pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
Oya see me here.......lolz 1 Like |
Re: ... by kaybills(m): 5:09am On Oct 24, 2014 |
Edykul: Hahahahahahah edykul.....how r u doing. |
Re: ... by Edykul(f): 11:03am On Oct 24, 2014 |
Am fine oooo kaybills: |
Re: ... by kaybills(m): 5:07pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
Edykul: Kk....funny its just u & I here. Perhaps we move to anoda network 28FE8021 |
Re: ... by EfemenaXY: 6:01pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
Awaiting counteractive thread... |
Re: ... by egopersonified(f): 6:05pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
I see your mission is accomplished. 1 Like |
Re: ... by Nobody: 7:17pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
egopersonified: |
Re: ... by Nobody: 7:17pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
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Re: ... by komek(m): 10:00am On Oct 25, 2014 |
This wud have been a beautiful thread, but ur stupidity killed it @OP. 2 Likes |
Re: ... by Nobody: 10:26am On Oct 25, 2014 |
Spec for a wife? - Funny thread Anyway, I've a nice chic on my profile that looks like a great "spec" for me. I won't mind sleeping next to that for the rest of my life. A Rolls Royce Phantom, bulky in the right places, and a drop-top with no wig, attachments, weaves, lace-front etc. 1 Like |
Re: ... by Missy89(f): 11:13am On Oct 25, 2014 |
shymexx: the amber rose wannabe? Pretty thou |
Re: ... by Nobody: 5:06pm On Oct 25, 2014 |
Missy89: Nah, she has got more juice on her backside than Amber Rose will ever muster - my type of black woman. And I've got a thing for chics with short/natural hair...at least they don't run from water like other folks. You have got short hair as well, init? |
Re: ... by destante(f): 6:17pm On Oct 25, 2014 |
shymexx:could you please explain this? |
Re: ... by Nobody: 6:58pm On Oct 25, 2014 |
destante: Lol, you sure know most black women don't let water get close to their hair. And that has to do with all the extras they attach to their nappy hair like: weaves, lace-fronts etc.. However, the exception are those with natural and short hair. Like they say: black women and water are the two biggest enemies since God threw Lucifer out of the sky. |
Re: ... by destante(f): 7:06pm On Oct 25, 2014 |
shymexx:Lol I honestly thought that was some figurative expression o. Anyways how does running from water on the hair mean a bad thing that then makes those that don't more "desirable"? |
Re: ... by Nobody: 7:15pm On Oct 25, 2014 |
destante: Unwashed hair stinks. Anyway, since that's what the overwhelming majority of black women are into (I love my black women to death ), I don't mind. I'm used to it. However, the uniqueness and freshness that come with black women with short hair just always make them stand out. And you know you can jump in the shower with women like that without worrying about no darn hair. |
Re: ... by destante(f): 7:28pm On Oct 25, 2014 |
shymexx:right! For those that don't cater to them properly. shymexx: Anyway, since that's what the overwhelming majority of black women are into (I love my black women to death ), I don't mind. I'm used to it. However, the uniqueness and freshness that come with black women with short hair just always make them stand out.I think its cool to see someone who appreciates women without attachments and all. Its what most men like anyway. shymexx: And you know you can jump in the shower with women like that without worrying about no darn hair.Hehe, obviously this is where you were going. Still, it doesn't take a second to wear a shower cap. |
Re: ... by Nobody: 8:04pm On Oct 25, 2014 |
destante: But there's nothing better than washing your hair, at least four times a week. Even if you cater to it properly, that's more like window-dressing, without actually cleaning it. Basically, it's like not having a bath, and using body lotion, deodorant, and perfume. Obviously, you may not stink - however that doesn't negate how unclean you're. I think its cool to see someone who appreciates women without attachments and all. Its what most men like anyway. Yeap, I absolutely love the Afrocentric look...and I have got a thing for chics like that. Hehe, obviously this is where you were going. Still, it doesn't take a second to wear a shower cap. Lol, when you get in the shower - you just wanna play around. But with most black women, you just have to be cautious when it comes to their hair and water - else you gonna piss someone off. 1 Like |
Re: ... by EfemenaXY: 9:22pm On Oct 25, 2014 |
shymexx: Lol! Shymexx, if your lady has type 4B or 4C hair (natural hair), washing at least four times a week would do more harm than good. It'll be worse if she's got long, kinky textured hair that is prone to dryness and easily breaks - something common to hair of this type, that's why it's not advisable to dry-comb the hair. And there's the issue of our hair shrinking by as much as 75% when wet...and this shrinkage increases to 90% once completely dry without LOC applied to it. LOC: Liquid, Oil, and Conditioner. |
Re: ... by destante(f): 10:20pm On Oct 25, 2014 |
shymexx:Lol you actually have good points. Different stroke for different folks. |
Re: ... by Nobody: 10:51pm On Oct 25, 2014 |
EfemenaXY: @ bold - so long nappy hair shouldn't mix with water cos it breaks easily, no? Interesting, I didn't know that. |
Re: ... by Nobody: 10:53pm On Oct 25, 2014 |
destante: So, are you are Brazilian/Peruvian/Indian/Cow/Goat/Dog hair goon - or you just keep it natural? Also, I think unwashed hair is the reason why a lot of chics have terrible spots on their faces - my hypothesis. Thank God for Mary Kay though. |
Re: ... by destante(f): 11:31pm On Oct 25, 2014 |
shymexx:Hehehe. Clown! Why not choose one for meah. *eyes rolling. |
Re: ... by Nobody: 11:40pm On Oct 25, 2014 |
destante: Lol, which one do you want? That cow hair might be the best kept secret. However, I've got a preference - and that's only if you can pull it off like Sibongile Cummings below: |
Re: ... by destante(f): 11:48pm On Oct 25, 2014 |
shymexx:Lol use the cow hair on your wife. Oh! you like those artificial parts of her body? Nicee |
Re: ... by Nobody: 11:50pm On Oct 25, 2014 |
destante: Lmao...my wife is forever going to stay natural. And those aren't artificial body parts - they're real. I love me some black women! |
Re: ... by destante(f): 11:57pm On Oct 25, 2014 |
shymexx:And if she decides to switch one day, you will divorce her? If those are not artificial, then honestly the lady has got them Yess Mr black-women ambassador |
Re: ... by Nobody: 12:11am On Oct 26, 2014 |
destante: Nah, never that. But if she ever switches - then she has to go for Egyptian hair and go get hair from those Egyptian mummies. There aren't artificial - there are tons of chics who have got it like her. Heck, I know a few naija chics from around the way who have almost the same body parts albeit not as toned and proportionate. Maybe save for one of them. Not an ambassador for black women - they have got too many issues, and a tad bit belligerent. I just love the chocolate honey dipped donuts they bring to the table. |
Re: ... by EfemenaXY: 12:23am On Oct 26, 2014 |
shymexx: Did I state that? And don't you think it's rude to refer to our hair as "Nappy Hair"? |
Re: ... by Nobody: 12:29am On Oct 26, 2014 |
EfemenaXY: I thought that was what you were alluding to, tbh. Probably due to the excessive amino acids in black hair. Also, "nappy hair" isn't offensive cos I'm black. I've got nappy hair as well. It depends on the context, and the race of the person using the term. |
Re: ... by Missy89(f): 5:13am On Oct 26, 2014 |
shymexx: Juice?? What kind of juice is that Yeah i have short hair. Always have. |
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