taiwoliu:
kkk..... Ws @ ur place bt cld nt locate ur syd

Lool.... Sowi

ojoawo:


Amen.... So you sef don accept settle our land matter out of court abi.,
the ministry gaz blow

Bros na out of Court sure pass o.. ADR tinz

Dminister:
yes o! I dey use naija oldies dey suppress the tension for hia. Kudos to remedies and plantashun boiz jor!

back then when music was music...., make me sef download some jare....

sabiguy:


Lol... No be only u oooo. U for Like try haruna ishola too soyoyo. Hehehe

hehehehehe! Correct guy! *smiles*

nigel007:
Pls guyz i knw evrybody is nw focusing on d call-up leta ish, bt pls i nid an ans 2 dis question urgently. Is it a must dat i get white tennis shoes alongside white sneakers or i just nid 2 get 1 out of d 2?

it isn't a must to get both

ojoawo:


back then when music was music...., make me sef download some jare....

u sabi jor! Na then music was music for good listening.

kilmix:
Let's play a game here...

You know NL is about First to comment (FTC,).
Front page things (FPT).

Lately we did 1000th page things.

Now let's do FIRST TO DROP HIS/HER POSTING HERE

Do you agree housemates?

.Ogun state

Wt d mss sent by nysc, they r stylishly informing us to stop reloadin our e-mail

Dminister:
u sabi jor! Na then music was music for good listening.

confam..., me sef don open one bottle of syrup to sip while listening to beautiful nubia

I cant come and go and kill myself jor

kilmix:


Bros na out of Court sure pass o.. ADR tinz

yu sabi jare... make we rename you sabiguy sef

ojoawo:


confam..., me sef don open one bottle of syrup to sip while listening to beautiful nubia

I cant come and go and kill myself jor

e bi like u dey wit me o! Exactly wetin me dey do hia! I jux relax dey chop suya small small o!

sojiboy:


.Ogun state

Are you for real?

Members of this esteemed house, I saw on the Nysc site that: the site as being opened for foreign revalidation/local trained Nigerian graduate from october 26th to december 3rd. Pls what does this mean? Does it mean registration for batch A 2015? Or does it mean re-registration for those of us who were left out of this batch for one reason or the other?

Hmm...Nysc! Nysc!! Nysc!!!...

Dminister:
e bi like u dey wit me o! Exactly wetin me dey do hia! I jux relax dey chop suya small small o!

Barman, abeg carry 2crates of Orijin give my guy make e use cool body join

Mogenerous:


Lool.... Sowi

nt an ish joor...... Wntd to hand d clearance to u, seems SoR collection shld begin 2mao.

sojiboy:


.Ogun state

Who dash u?

Mogenerous:
it isn't a must to get both

Tanx dear

ojoawo:


yu sabi jare... make we rename you sabiguy sef

Bros na strong name u call o.

I nor skul 4 Malay o.

kilmix:
Let's play a game here...

You know NL is about First to comment (FTC,).
Front page things (FPT).

Lately we did 1000th page things.

Now let's do FIRST TO DROP HIS/HER POSTING HERE
Do you agree housemates?

Wen u c borno, I'm Nt sure ul b in a hurry to type it here :p

praise the lord for me oooooooooooo

wordsplay:

Eyah! No vex. If na guys, na 2k them for chow. Yeye guys. Am kinda done sha, waiting for statement of results o. Our dept own never ready. Afraid don de catch me sef.

Hello Bro.,
How u dey?
Did you say statement of results? What about the testimonial? I thought that was what we needed. Haven't you collected yours?

ojoawo:


Barman, abeg carry 2crates of Orijin give my guy make e use cool body join

two crates too much na,hian! Abeg return them bring five bottles for me. am ok with these! Were ur opener? #opens a bottle of orijin# hmmmm! Dis one chilled wella, relax well, eh hen my guy,make we jux relax dey observe em peeps make we see wu go first break d news of call up letter jare!

kilmix:


Bros na strong name u call o.

I nor skul 4 Malay o.

By the power infested on me
I hereby name you a graduate from Oxford Technical University, Nnamdi Azikwe Drive, Los Angeles, Malaysia


enjoy

sodiqyinka:
Its exactly what you read. Printing of Call Up letter is now 29th. No longer 28th.

what about those that will collect from sch??

Dminister:
two crates too much na,hian! Abeg return them bring five bottles for me. am ok with these! Were ur opener? #opens a bottle of orijin# hmmmm! Dis one chilled wella, relax well, eh hen my guy,make we jux relax dey observe em peeps make we see go first break d news of call up letter jare!

Wen dat thing comot, i just hope say internet no go crash

chrisexy:

Hello Bro.,
How u dey?
Did you say statement of results? What about the testimonial? I thought that was what we needed. Haven't you collected yours?

Yes bro, the testimonial. It aint ready yet for my dept. That's all we need

funkiedipsy:

Wen u c borno, I'm Nt sure ul b in a hurry to type it here :p

As long as naija...am going.

*Silent prayer... Dear God plz not North again plz... I'll manage Abj sha *

ojoawo:


Wen dat thing comot, i just hope say internet no go crash

na wetin I dey reason too o! Imagine d crowds wey pay 4k.. I wonder if e no go even cause em problem. As dem take dey wait dey observe now,if all of dem enter net dsame time na to crash nysc portal o!

ojoawo:


By the power infested on me
I hereby name you a graduate from Oxford Technical University, Nnamdi Azikwe Drive, Los Angeles, Malaysia


enjoy

Chisos
Don't infest me o

wordsplay:

Yes bro, the testimonial. It aint ready yet for my dept. That's all we need

Okay Sir.
I pray yours gets ready ASAP.
Thanks.

sabiguy:



Lol... Na those politicians dignitaries gan gan be criminals na. Where local criminal wan see money buy Bentley with escorts. Na ordinary civilians naija police sabi bully

Na true you talk oh, although dem politicians De fear assassination, come exempt themself, so if dem De pass, you no fit know if dem dey inside.