remsonik:

Yeah a plate of peppersoup for everyone here bill is on me

Alright ma'am, will do just that .

Jbluv55:

Hello lady Khiaa . Good evening. How is preparation for Halloween?

Hello Jb:
How are you tonite/morning/afternoon it's only 4pm here. I'm doing great.
I am ready for the Halloween party I am going to. This year I will be going as the Wicked Witch Of The West Siiiiiiiiide You don't celebrate Halloween in Nigeria right?

AfricanApple:
what did you mean by ceaseless heart was broken? who broke d heart? and is d heart made of glass is d heart not strong enough, as in is it chinko and what did he do afterward, pack d broken heart and threw them away or glued them back

You are corn o

SpcAgtOko:


Don't let yourself get attached to them based on gender. AfricanApple said it best... Some people are too quick to send PMS based off of a letter beside a name and a picture of a person that could or couldn't be them.

Now... With that said... Can I please have proof that you are indeed a male... A *ahem* picture would suffice. ... Please hold a sign that says "SpcAgtOko is my One and only"

Well I don't select a gender to get attached to. I take everyone as they present themselves and some made different kinda first impressions. I guess that's where the issue lies, first impressions last a long while for me.

Erm.....*clears throat*......ok let me confess o......I'm actually a non-human o . I'm a faceless and genderless Kryptonite .

khiaa:


Hello Jb:
How are you tonite/morning/afternoon it's only 4pm here. I'm doing great.
I am ready for the Holloween party I am going to. This year I will be going as the Wicked Witch Of The West Siiiiiiiiide You don't celebrate Holloween in Nigeria right?

I guess I was right to have said Good evening then .

You like being the bad girl don't you? Do you already have your costume? We don't observe Halloween in Naija o but some of us just know the dates .

So if this year you intend turning to the Wicked Witch, what wicked role did you play last year?

AfricanApple:
waiting to see d pin shire so dat we can be sure she (f)

In that case, na voice note me I need from you o .

dre11:


Ur second post was an after though
It did take u 30mins to reply that



It's not what I did imagine. ....it's what I did see

LMAO
He and I have an understanding, so whats your point?

In the words of my grandmother,
*Ain't understanding mellow*

AfricanApple:
whenever I type caseless, dis my phone will change it to ceaseless, I gotta add d name to my dictionary

My own sef na master for that levels o. Once I type any strange name for the first time, e don learn new word be that o. The next time I start to dey type something similar, suggestion don show be that .

dre11:





So ure getting mah drift there

She made the message so that we won't understand the underlying words and won't be easy for us to quote the message

Buhehehehe . E fit be mistake na .

BTW, e don tey wen I nor see Gatjokez o . I guess She's busy as usual .

AfricanApple:
see better combination o. and u did remain for me, not fair o
I really don't know how rice can be anyone's fave.

balanced diet is a sure way of eating healthily

E remain inside pot o, make I serve you?

Well, having stayed in the North you'll get to realize that rice is the most commonly consumed food either as it is, or pounded into tuwo shinkafa or made into kunnu shinkafa .

I dey come for work

Donkabiru:


oro yen le gan men..

Toh!!! Na so life be o . E go get over am like me sef don do .

Jbluv55:

I guess I was right to have said Good evening then .

You like being the bad girl don
't you? Do you already have your costume? We don't observe Halloween in Naija o but some of us just know the dates .

So if this year you intend turning to the Wicked Witch, what wicked role did you play last year?

Oh I'm not being BAD this year but I'm very very WICKED
Last year I was a GOOD genie that granted alot of BAD wishes,
You should have a Halloween party at the bar, tell everyone to come dressed as their favorite character.

Mondisweets:
I dey come for work

We dey expect you o runaway Mondi .

Jbluv55:

E remain inside pot o, make I serve you?

Well, having stayed in the North you'll get to realize that rice is the most commonly consumed food either as it is, or pounded into tuwo shinkafa or made into kunnu shinkafa .

a beg serve me, not too late to eat

true that, I really like tuwo shinkafa but kunnu shinkafa, nope.

where in d north do u stay

khiaa:


Oh I'm not being BAD this year but I'm very very WICKED
Last year I was a GOOD genie that granted alot of BAD wishes,
You should have a Holloween party at the bar, tell everyone to come dressed as their favorite character.

LOL@GOOD genie granting BAD wishes . Maybe I shoulda been there to get my own BAAAAD wish granted .

Halloween Parry is a good idea o . We'll organize it .

Jbluv55:

My own sef na master for that levels o. Once I type any strange name for the first time, e don learn new word be that o. The next time I start to dey type something similar, suggestion don show be that .

no mind all these oyinbo technology

Jbluv55:

Well I don't select a gender to get attached to. I take everyone as they present themselves and some made different kinda first impressions. I guess that's where the issue lies, first impressions last a long while for me.

Erm.....*clears throat*......ok let me confess o......I'm actually a non-human o . I'm a faceless and genderless Kryptonite .

ah! lips sealed

Jbluv55:

We dey expect you o runaway Mondi .

lol

AfricanApple:
a beg serve me, not too late to eat

true that, I really like tuwo shinkafa but kunnu shinkafa, nope.

where in d north do u stay

Here you go



Same thing myself o. Never really liked that kunnu shinkafa, I preferred kunnu zaki or kunnu geda .

I stayed in Yola, Adamawa State but I've left the place for security reasons and also because I lost a dear friend to the crisis there

Mondisweets:
lol

Why are you not back under the iroko tree na?

Jbluv55:

Toh!!! Na so life be o . E go get over am like me sef don do .

Hehehe
Yes o..

AfricanApple:
no mind all these oyinbo technology

That Oyinbo technology dey good for one side and bad for another side but we nor too get choice sha .

AfricanApple:
ah! lips sealed

You better keep those lips sealed o .

Jbluv55:

In that case, na voice note me I need from you o .

voice note indeed

AfricanApple

Omo, mo n trip fun e joo. As i dey so, na ghost mode i dey. I just wan make u know.

Donkabiru:


You are corn o

ah wetin dat one mean o

Jbluv55:

You better keep those lips sealed o .

they look more beautiful when opened

Jbluv55:

That Oyinbo technology dey good for one side and bad for another side but we nor too get choice sha .

I no sure say we get any choice at all. omo...no, brother... this one wey u never sleep by this time so, wetin dey keep u na

Jbluv55:

LOL@GOOD genie granting BAD wishes . Maybe I shoulda been there to get my own BAAAAD wish granted .

Halloween Parry is a good idea o . We'll organize it .

I still have some left over powers, what wish shall I grant you?

Yes, have the party I'll make sure to drop in with some jackolanters.

AfricanApple:
voice note indeed

Ehn na, voice note abi why not? We get VN thread sef .

Donkabiru:

Omo, mo n trip fun e joo. As i dey so, na ghost mode i dey. I just wan make u know.

just be careful so that you won't fall and break your packs o cos if happens I won't even look at u twice