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Football VS Sex | Check Out The Similiarities.. by Finepaparazy(m): 6:13am On Nov 01, 2014 |
Football vs Sex. 1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE. 2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK. 3. Condom = GOALKEEPER 4. Condom breaks = PENALTY 5. Abortion = RED CARD 6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN 7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL 8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH. 9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK. 10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP 11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH 12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL 13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME. 14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY 15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ 16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN 17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline. 18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR 19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll 20.Ur guy collect ur chick= True pass 21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury 22.You and your girl break up= Game over 23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD Pass it on don't laugh alone Its amazing when strangers become friends, but it's sad when friends become strangers. never want to lose you as a friend! Send this to all your friends. Fanpage www.Facebook.com/naijawoow |
Re: Football VS Sex | Check Out The Similiarities.. by Finepaparazy(m): 6:15am On Nov 01, 2014 |
Finepaparazy: If You've got any in mind Drop it... |
Re: Football VS Sex | Check Out The Similiarities.. by iamodenigbo1(m): 6:23am On Nov 01, 2014 |
u get Time,I was smiling till I got to Arsenal part,why must u use arsenal? |
Re: Football VS Sex | Check Out The Similiarities.. by Nobody: 6:27am On Nov 01, 2014 |
lols, that arsenal own really got me laughing! |
Re: Football VS Sex | Check Out The Similiarities.. by Nobody: 8:10am On Nov 01, 2014 |
Great! But that No.12 is too insensitive. There are people out there or even on Nairaland who are childless. How do you expect them to feel. I don't think it is a good joke. 2 Likes |
Re: Football VS Sex | Check Out The Similiarities.. by Bigloaf: 1:25pm On Nov 01, 2014 |
To the guy above na just joke. @ op u try make it up. |
Re: Football VS Sex | Check Out The Similiarities.. by Finepaparazy(m): 8:26am On Nov 02, 2014 |
iamodenigbo1: But Arsenal were Barren for More Dan 8yrs.. B4 dem come get one cripple baby wey be d FA cup dem carry last season.. |
Re: Football VS Sex | Check Out The Similiarities.. by Finepaparazy(m): 8:29am On Nov 02, 2014 |
hifaif: Ok Ok every1 is on No:12 and ma hands are up.. I surrender all.. |
Re: Football VS Sex | Check Out The Similiarities.. by Nobody: 11:41am On Nov 02, 2014 |
Bigloaf: Imagine a woman who has been childless for say 8 years coming across this joke. She laughs until she gets to NO 12. What do you think her reactions would be? It is too sensitive. You can joke about someone's ugliness but about their childlessness, bro, that would be cruel 2 Likes |
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