There was a day In my workplace wen I scored a brilliant goal in the last minute of a final in fifa14...... I got up and start screaming nd shouting on top of my voice....... Then my boss walked in on me..... I was so embarrassed...... Some games na WA ooooooo

IamTheophilus:
when playing pes2011 then on my sister laptop,when i dig a shot dhat went way too high nd john champion go be like 'if the post was twice as high he wud still have missed' in his british accent.then u see talking back to him like he could hear me,i be like 'ehn wetin be ur own'.

Ur head too dey dr jare. Chai I remember dos days tru tru. Jon Champion can annoy person. Na so he go talk say my team no dey play well but they still dey lead, when @ half tym I don dey wipe dem 3-nil

Whenevet I score, I jump up and sing "Holla Holla, we dem boyz!!!!!!!!!"

VivaLaFrans:
Hahahaahaaa... Guy u be spirit?

Itz how I play when under pressure....

nickz:
when i'm on PES and the commentator says

"OH MY,ITS BECOMING MORE AND MORE LIKE SHOOTING PRACTICE TODAY"


worry na,
i won't even bother entering your box i'll just start firing shots from different angles

another has to be when i'm winning by a long margin,i just bring my keeper out withe the ball on his leg and start dribbling to my opponents post if i manage to score walahi we go watch replay for 20 mins

I can do this 4 africa! I only know of one person that can beat me! If u doubting! Let's fix a game in abeokuta(funaab 2 b precise)

When I play adventure games and my character gets killed,I shout nd when Mum asks wats wrong I say"THEY HAVE KILLED ME".....It makes her pissed....

samdean:
oh dear oh dear this match has already seize to be a contest. love that part when u are giving ur opponent 6 to 8 Nell the comentetor says that

"its men against boys here and it seems the boys need their mummies" -martin tyler fifa 14

Making rules like we aint gon count a corner kick goal or an across goal is common btwn me and my best opponent! The guy can play any pes but he has neva flogged me with more than 2 goals margin neither av I flogged him too!! But any of us wey mistakenly concede more than 4 goals margin will have himself to blame 4 d day!!

Skillz4u:
Always swear at the players if they miss good chances.

Exactly wat my guy does wen playing dt his 'yeye' game. Chai! He cld very irritating wenever he handles dt pad. Talk 2him,he wldnt respond. Try to distract him, den u'l see d other side of him. As 4 me, wenever I go to visit, d moment I meet him playing game na to turn back sure pass cos he wldnt even giv me d attention dt I so deserve. Guys nd game sha!




Mine is wen watching a romantic movie, I cld be something else. Lyk crying wen someone gets dump. I go don 4get sey na film. Jeez! Lyf is reali sweet o!

tolustx:

Lol. I knw what it feels lyk to vex. I ve a frnd who uses mancity agains me wen we play pes2013. Whenever he uses aguero to score an hatrick, I always bcom furious inside. Ask me why...





Because of d way jon champion makes dat comment... He says "aguero, has completed his hatrick". Always sounding lyk mockery.

lool...u get it ryt...that jon champion can fustrate sum1 even if the player is nt

Like challenging myself by giving da enemies da advantage either to advance closer or get ahead in racing games like need4speed hot pursuit n i just love da loud noice of da screeTching dunlops on da asphalts! And when i get past da speed limits(now tell me why i wudnt do that) n da cops trail my arsse with sirens blaring,i dont cross da finish until i've made such da cops buicks crashes..

Remember then when playing Super Mario and I press super run+jump but he still doesnt make the next plane,I'll tell Mario or Luigi "were n gbele yinn abi","madman dey stay ur house shey" in English...

That feeling when you succeed pressing the combinations for brutality for Noob Saibot on SEGA

Anybody remember this football game on terminator 'skekere shekere'...

#some memoirs ...

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irunobo2:




Who is this Tadpole better crawl back to your hole

Guy. Pls jst gv ursef som honour and shut up!

When playing my master league, if any of my opponent's player really really disturb me to d extent dat I av to restart d match lyk 2, 3times.. mhen I jst write down d name of dat player d next season I dae buy am, na bench b his new home

.Unreasonable screaming when Lost a Lyf!...#it pisses me Off

born2fuck:
I invited a guy to come play games and we were playing wrestling(smack down vs raw) , that yeye boy keep smashing me (my player) on the floor, for good 3 minutes, my player no carry single arm, my eyes were red with anger, frustrated, as he was laughing, I was vexing, I look up the time at the wall,after about 5 minutes, I vexfully stand up and switch of the console and ask the guy to go his house, I'm not playing game with him again.

It's bn ages snc I commented, bt this? This got me rotfl dat I had to let u knw

Donkunxex:
y'al just talknq about football...whata bout CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE...

Abi oo...that game is the dopest game iv ever played...nd farcry#the story line just make sense, just like one is acting a role in a movie

usmanspihn:
I love adventure games a lot. During the game and the right analog for camera ceases to work. I follow the player with my neck following him, almost wanting to do a 280 degrees turn.

When I play soccer especially pes, please, please and please... Don't come near me when I want to play a free kick or especially when I score direct. Even when I am goals behind I scream like a madt man

Hahahahahah,mine eerr,d neck turns to an inestimable angle,den I'll b lyk na game oh

playing against someone who does a one player game is annoying even when I'm leading

i show the replay of my goal and call everyone to come and see it, gets my brother mad most times

I luv to dribble a lot. In fifa, some specific players have that ability. Players like silver, robben, Di Maria, etc. When i successfully dribble all the defenders of my opponent and score, i always try to make them look like a novice...lol

For me, I just turn practically deaf, no response to stimuli, just stilland postpone whatever I should do.

What time while I was playing Tomb Raider 2014, my girlfriend almost brake my head and yes she destroyed one of my controller Happens when I play adventure games.

For FIFA, I am semi-deaf.

If you're gonna come to my house and play me (Football especially)..Don't expect to win..I mean it! HELL HATH NO FURY! I will Kratos ur ***..
I know it's a rotten habit..buh pleaseee, I call it home advantage abeg..

3coins:
this doesnt help me win but it is really an insane habit. . .i run around the sitting room or my bedroom when ever i score. . .one day,i scored a last minute goal. . .i pulled my shirt off to celebrate the goal. . .after celebrating,i noticed mom was looking at me from the staircase . . .i felt stupid

U r a goat, u 4kuku jump enter d screen

AdemolaA2:
I broke my game pad last week when i lost in the finals of international cup of proevolution13

Na mumu u b. U get luck u no borrow dat pd 4rm me idiot

I suck ma Thumb evewitime ...Konamy don Turn ma thumb to Red

Ellylace:
If you're gonna come to my house and play me (Football especially)..Don't expect to win..I mean it! HELL HATH NO FURY! I will Kratos ur ***..
I know it's a rotten habit..buh pleaseee, I call it home advantage abeg..

same here, no matter how good u are at a game, u might beat me outside but its impossible to beat me when were're playing my game in my house

I remember when I was a young beat 'em up prodigy, I used to close my eyes while giving my cousins a through butt kicking on Street Fighter II on the SNES.
Whenever I get into one of my FIFA induced gaming sessions - usually in Be A Pro mode, I'll be yelling at the screen when my team's AI is messing up.

Ellylace:
If you're gonna come to my house and play me (Football especially)..Don't expect to win..I mean it! HELL HATH NO FURY! I will Kratos ur ***..
I know it's a rotten habit..buh pleaseee, I call it home advantage abeg..

U fit play FIFA ni? Neva really seen a girl play real computer games.

Ehm...so what's ur habit?

cao:
I remember when I was a young beat 'em up prodigy, I used to close my eyes while giving my cousins a through butt kicking on Street Fighter II on the SNES.
Whenever I get into one of my FIFA induced gaming sessions - usually in Be A Pro mode, I'll be yelling at the screen when my team's AI is messing up.

Really? Another lady player