generalgie:


Oh yeah sure sweetie.. You're a great kisser, I'm not complaining

Excuse me,do I know you?

KizzyyRae:
Da'fuq?? Anyways I'm nt Totally Nigerian

what are you feeling like.

MissMeiya:


Omg you have to visit http://african-problems.tumblr.com The similarities are too hilarious

At the second part, I swear, if it's in front of my parents, I suddenly start acting like I don't like the movie LOL

My brother and I watched Titanic secretly in the basement with the sound reeeally low when we were younger

I can't. My cousin and I had that down to a SCIENCE. The when, 'wheres' and 'hows' of watching a run-of-the-mill movie [in a ridiculously strict household], brought to you by yours truly

EroticAngelina:
lols, can u kiss for 30mins nonstop?

I've kissed for 3 hours non stop....I didn't believe it... Twas my first kiss with my gf...she was awesome

Fulaman198:


LOL thank you, it's much appreciated

OMG I just want to make you paint my toenails

EnlightenedSoul:


I can't. My cousin and I had that down to a SCIENCE. The when, 'wheres' and 'hows' of watching a run-of-the-mill movie [in a ridiculously strict household], brought to you by yours truly

LOOOOL

muaa:
I luv kissing, hence the reason I still can't dump my boyfriend, despite the fact that we may not end up as a couple. The other guys I've dated are really bad in that aspect, especially the mouth odour iss... I detest people with bad breath.

hmmm, you are with a guy who you so obviously know you have no future with,just because he is a good kisser??

muaa:
I luv kissing, hence the reason I still can't dump my boyfriend, despite the fact that we may not end up as a couple. The other guys I've dated are really bad in that aspect, especially the mouth odour iss... I detest people with bad breath.

chisos with dat teeth i hope say en no d complain

About kissing...
Girls dont know how to kiss Who send una to dey kiss all the girls?
Kiss Na food? Dem dey pay una?

MissMeiya:


LOOOOL

The struggle was real

I sometimes wonder how we pulled any of it off tbh. When I was a kid, I highly suspected my mother of being a spy, or having a spy network lol. She knew things she had no way of knowing! I kid you not.

Savigne:
Excuse me,do I know you?

chisos dis ur signature is bad u must be a bad gal

karmaleon:


What's the rush? Its more fun this way.

if u say so oooo....

EnlightenedSoul:


The struggle was real

I sometimes wonder how we pulled any of it off tbh. When I was a kid, I highly suspected my mother of being a spy or having a spy network loll. She knew things she had no way knowing.

HAHAHA that mother's sixth sense. African mothers are psychic... or just nosy LOL! Holding her breath so she can listen on the other phone if you get a call (in the days before the cell phone), reading your mail, just eavesdropping and peeking around corners and going through your things in general... I can't wait till it's my turn hahaha

They also are a little psychic. And they totally have a snitch network, it's not even funny

Edit: ugh, I have STORIES for you, girl. My mother was calling me from across the ocean about something I did THAT DAY!!

IYANGBALI:
what?

what? ...u dnt c anytin wrng wt it?

pieces2:
you are not even romantic I pity ur gf

Romantic?


Do I look like a roman


BTW my gf is your sister

MissMeiya:


OMG I just want to make you paint my toenails

Don't tempt me ok I don't know if I would be able to focus properly

MissMeiya:



HAHAHA that mother's sixth sense. African mothers are psychic... or just nosy LOL! Holding her breath so she can listen on the other phone if you get a call (in the days before the cell phone), reading your mail, just eavesdropping and peeking around corners and going through your things in general... I can't wait till it's my turn hahaha

They also are a little psychic. And they totally have a snitch network, it's not even funny

Edit: ugh, I have STORIES for you, girl. My mother was calling me from across the ocean about something I did THAT DAY!!

I'm even not talking about the usual parental snooping that would take place. She would question me about things - in great detail - that I'd done/said away from home. There's just no way she knew half the stuff she confronted me about lmao. It made me suspect everyone I knew at some point, and it's still a mystery. Perhaps she took sick days to spy

@ edit is exactly what I mean, and maybe worse tbh haha

eduxerxes:
Most Naija guys have stinking bad breath...and smelly jeans. I blame not the girls. Bad breath seem to be every where these day, I just wonder why! One very gorgeous girl I used to knw came in contact with me, her mouth ***** stalled my attack. Brush twice daily, una no go hear! Na to chew sharwama, burger and suya una sabi!

Abi, sharwama and isewu don become dia hobby.

But I've met quite a few that a good kissers. The last one was so good that after the exercise I feel very calm.

BlissB:
Whatever floats ur boat but dats my own opinion cos am very sensitive wen it comes to mouth odour dat mks me 2 knw wat am saying

d way u saying it like only guys mouth dat stinks well ya opinion.

Preciousjoz:
which one is sweet lips again? our ladies have some weird ideas ehn!

Sweet in terms of the feelings it brings with it.

iKillzz:
De facto.

you killing nothing but time

Princecharmin:
what? ...u dnt c anytin wrng wt it?

no I doesn't see anything wrong with it

A friend of mine once convulsed because his wife kissed him.Her mouth odour was diagonalized in the lab as extremely offensive. Have you ever heard of EBOLA KISS?

How sure are you that you measure up to their standard? How come its all the nigerian girls u've met? I think u are the one with the problem

EnlightenedSoul:


I'm even not talking about the usual parental snooping that would take place. She would question me about things - in great detail - that I'd done/said away from home. There's just no way she knew half the stuff she confronted me about lmao. It made me suspect everyone I knew at some point, and it's still a mystery. Perhaps she took sick days to spy

@ edit is exactly what I mean, and maybe worse tbh haha

LOOL Aww you poor thing :'D I can just imagine the paranoia XD

Fulaman198:




Don't tempt me ok I don't know if I would be able to focus properly

*filled with delight!!*

You're so irresistible

Tallesty1:
Isn't kissing a waste of time?





Why waste all that time when the good stuff is down there waiting?



Kissing them these days is kinda gross.

After seeing the way they suck cock anyhow like lolipop...

Mehn to kiss them no dey gree me again.

I'm not sure you're a good lover

IYANGBALI:
no I doesn't see anything wrong with it

mizzkeji44:
Same applies to a guy...sum are terrible kissers

Like how many u don kiss ?

Foul prove strategy: Brush (pay attention to the tongue and chics as well) and FLOSS!! Mouth wash is cool too. Just N800. Minty chewing gums and sweets will keep things fresh. Thank me later.