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* * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by mikuz(m): 4:00pm On Nov 01, 2014 |
Voting Criteria : Opener - 1 point Rhymes - 2 points Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Punchlines - 3 points Personals - 2 points Flow - 1 point Wordplays - 2 points Closer - 1 point Rules - 24 lines. - Deadline is 4pm, Sunday 2 November 2014. - Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date. - No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. - No complaining about votes. - A no show attracts a ban. - No unnecessary comments - No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof. - Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong. - If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over. - NO argument with established vets OR voters. - Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that. - Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote. Goodluck!!! |
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by 007Bruce: 5:18pm On Nov 01, 2014 |
suicidal 1 Like
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Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by Ksslib(m): 11:03am On Nov 02, 2014 |
Check |
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by Ksslib(m): 4:08pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
Where you at? When you drop, I drop. |
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by Nobody: 7:07pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
where are you niggas?. |
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by AbuMikey(m): 9:34pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
No show from Ksslib and Mikuz Ezeala? ![]() Cool, You two 'weak ill' Heads can die now, Yaradua ![]() ![]() |
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by Ksslib(m): 9:43pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
AbuMikey:My verse was ready before 4pm. And protocol here states that the challenger drops first. I was waiting for him But for where? kim kardashian no gree show. My bars still dey intact but if I vex, I no go post even if he comes online |
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by AbuMikey(m): 9:53pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
Ksslib: Hahahahahahaha, I've been observing that guy since he was removed from being a Mod back then, and all I can say is, He is, Has been and Will always remain a Drama Queen ![]() ![]() Nice Bars on the flow for Rank thread, dissing YoungDnaval ![]() |
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by Ksslib(m): 10:28pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
AbuMikey:Lol. If he catch you ehn. Well, I hope he didnt fall sick again sha. Thanks bro. Make I use chatroom before we derail this thread cos we go still drop. |
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by detunj: 3:58pm On Nov 03, 2014 |
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Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by mikuz(m): 4:10pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Diss @ Ksslib . . I outsmart this school leaver/ have him pushed right back like Zuniga/ then leave his head bashed in two speakers/ . . Cos if he thinks hes a 'star' like Lupita/ or claim 'best of both worlds', My RPG ll blast him through 'Mars and Jupiter'!!/ Ask his neighbours and buddies/ Ksslib is gay and a dummy/ I've come to put a blade through his tommy/ . . Cos while bbitches lurk around ma @ss . . niggas jump on K's, quicker than Lagos attorneys!/ You're just a nervous player/ even wack lads can bet that this verse ll maim ya/ leave you smacked down like Cena in Wrestlemania/ . . But if you take these punches with a 'pinch of salt' . . Ill roast you alive . . after my people pepper spray ya!/ Those wack wordplays are hurting?/ Pttf! WTF is "Washing thin" . . Is it that you dey crase or something?/ . . better shut the Bleep up before you get disgraced for nothing/ Cos if you keep claiming you making the dough . . my sword ll split you into 'a bakers dozen'!/ I'm harder than an army of ISIS/ amazing niggas with a bag of suprises/ dropping bombs that leave you confused like Baghdad in crisis/ . . That verse was wack as ffuck . . you still won't be an 'Ultimate Pro' . . if you were a 'server for android devices'!/ FYH came with a verse thats sick and ddoper/ freaking outflowed ya and had you submerged with thrilling blows, ya/ . . hes punches fractured ya skull, rumpled ya brain and left ya temple collapsing . . like the church of T.B Joshua!!/ I wonder why peeps are even hailing your yarns/ when you brag with the swag of a kid still playing with sand/ do me one favour and stop disgracing yo clan/ Cos with facing the facts . . you still won't come out 'BARNstorming' if you were raining on YAMS!/ Instruct my gangsters to breeze in/ to chop ya chest like bbreast cancer in women/ how can you survive battling a demon?/ . . I ambush ya with 'Uni lecturers' . . and leave you battered by 'Dons' like Man U this season!/ Why would NL allow me spar with a minion?/ . . Cos how can he stand when I descend on the lad/ to tear him a slap?/ Nothing about K's extra ordinary . . cos he still won't 'pull a rabbit out of his hat' if there was a hare in the cap!/ . . You need to quit textceeing, you ugly golddigger/ my wackest set-ups ll rubbish those fillers/ plus my weakest punches ll leave you flying from Bonn to Bolivia/ Ya similies and mets are the sloppiest I've seen . . and ya punches are never 'HITTING' . . like BURNLEY'S GOALKEEPER!!/ My puns and punches too heavy for this urchin to get/ he can't operate at the frequency I'm dropping at yet/ . . but if he tries to 'get his head around it' . . my dagger ll seperate his skull from his neck!!/ You can battle with vets/ thats why FYH coached you like Aragones/ and left an axe on ya chest/ . . Ya stupid verse couldn't trouble or "stretch Bleep out" like marathon sex!/ 6 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by Ksslib(m): 4:47pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
He was caught wooing a guy impersonating a female on on F.B. The strange part is mik said he knew it was a guy ![]() mikuz: Bobos know say a correct nigga was just passing time. On that same thread, he declared his LAST POST ON NL.. mikuz: Airmack, you can ban this account for as long as you want. This is my last post on Nairaland Lastly, his name is Kingsley Mikuz Eze ala ...Ya all should . . . . watch how i daze a bagga/with attacks that make brains splatter/... but its no secret.... i land blows that 'amaze a father'/ .... cos i only threw one that cracked mik's jaw and on hearing the sound... 'eze halla'/!! Wear him boots, he still cant match my speed/ cos my jabs are swift/... now he puts both hands under this formula-1 driver's wheel...tryna 'understand' the bars i script/ ....... but i severe his limbs... cos thats a failed attempt to 'catch my drift/!! He a phony bloke/i hit him with bars till hes foaming soap/.. but honestly speaking.... my 'church mind ll set ablaze' the lonely mod/ ..so yall be not surprised...cuz this bout is bound to produce 'holy smokes'/!! For sure...hes mum wont pass these tough times/cos all she Fam too dumb and speak hot lies/ ...so if her sis claims 'smart with time'... i ll grab her head and snap the lady's neck, twisting..... 'anti clock wise/!! Edo boy.. but even in igbo i wordplay you/ dropped a poisoned 'audio disk in your ma' to frustrate you/... and her life danced to the music cuz i demonstrate doom/ ..... so anytime this nigga hears 'aud in ma'.. like igbos greeting.... he sure gon remember what 'K do'/!! Now i be sparring rough jabs/capable of barring though glads/so if this fake lawyer boasts crafting hot bars/ ....i Judge hes body with severe 'cuts of lure' ... for 'legally attracting cutlass'/!! Ok... Time to be honest. .. He errs with frees/claiming he wears the crown but fyh be-head the gee/.... you won? thats B.S you biiitch/ ... The way fork left holes in him and made 'M net' ...we all mistook him for 'd s t v/!!' He aint no homo jester who mates dudes/and f@g fella thus says who?/ .... Last post on Naira land, said you/ ... cuz krik exposed a shameful Nipost staff who only prefers to send guys love letters on facebook/!! This beef might make him cry now/ cuz i had hes mum 'enslaved in Beijing' soon chinkos paid to buy her/.. so if to best this bout, the lame be tryna/ ... he 'wont last long'.... cos lets face it... even hes ma na... 'maid in china'/!! He lacks clever sick spats/coog amongst others broke hes slender slim bars/... so i be getting the W once i enter him bad/ .... cos e go 'clear for im eye'... soon i hang miks 'sockets on antenna'... then twist he neck till i 'see better signal'/!! I spit fire that had elects burn/when i spar... even da selects run/... so if this 'aquatic lizard' claim on he shoulders da vets rest on/ ... i gon make the 'newt run' chasing with protons...then end the minus nigga ... striking with an electron/!! I brutal... what you throw are funny words/i spit hot rhymes in ur babe till her tummy burns/... and 'have chemical explosives tear you apart' for overforcing puns/ ..... till ya organs litter the streets... cos yo!!..... i just landed an 'ah tore mik bomb'/!! 13 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by mikuz(m): 4:55pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Open for votes : |
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by Ksslib(m): 4:59pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
mikuz: |
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by JigsawKillah(m): 5:26pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Holy Moly! Verds Loading |
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by ELYMAXiimus(m): 5:37pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Omg!!! Wonders shall never end! |
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by Nobody: 6:24pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Elymaxiimus was criticising me when I said Mikuz had fallen off in his ffr diss with geoxpress.... Ve noticed in all in his brawls..there's always a football reference or play...its too much and makes your verse stiff and boring....reduce your football references and focus on other areas Opener-- Ksslib-- Wordplays/pun- Ksslib..hands down-- fresh stuffs...rabbit/hare/ not new to me...others -stale Punchlines-- obviously ksslib..damn!!.he said he was gonna use his eyes socket for better signal... ![]() Similes/metaphors Tie--- Am sure mikuz wasn't tryna play K's with Case...and if he was...then its wrong...why Lagos attorneys.. Why not just attorneys? Or is there a special way Lagos attorneys jump to get on a case? ...so wrong Rhymes- Tie Flow- Tie Closer- ksslib would have won this but that *ah tore milk(atomic) has been used before on mikuz... And I didn't feel the marathon sex thing from Mik ..so closer is a Tie.... If aggression was a criteria...it would definitely go to ksslib MVGT--- Ksslib....this guy is the most improved netcee .... .... |
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by kr0ne(m): 7:12pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
[size=30pt]The Chief Judge's Verdict[/size] Opener - - Tie (Ksslib should have won this but he flopped on that wordplay ezeala which in my dialect means King of the Land . You may call this an error on my part if it wasn't a wordplay) Rhymes - - - Mikuz (he took this) Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points- - -Mikuz (almost in all his bars: Lupita/Cena/Ultimate Pro/Burnley keeper/Aragones etc. Ksslib had some too) Punchlines - 3 points - - - Tie (Ksslib again is supposed to win this but some of his set ups are bad. For instance, cos e go 'clear for im eye'... soon i hang miks 'sockets on antenna'... then twist he neck till [b]i 'see better signal'/ !![/b] after using his sockets on antenna, u still wanna see better signal? That's the fault, bro! U don remove im eyes finish, twist im neck, and still wan see better signal with Mik's own eyes? ) Personals - 2 points - - - - Tie (Fyh is at the centre here. Khimwhyte issue is supposed to be generic by now but I like the idea of Nipost Ksslib used, and then Mikuz dissed him on the Washing thing pun) Flow - 1 point - - - - Ksslib (I was surprised how he managed to flow freely) Wordplays - 2 - - - - Tie Mikuz Barnstorming/Heaton/Hair...rabbits have hair, and it plays with hare! Ksslib: I like that Kedu wordplay/ Mnet and neutron. But aud in ma/odimma doesn't work it. Lure too doesn't rhyme with law. Maid and Ah tore mik have been used here too. I must say I love the ideas u pack together though Closer - 1 point - - - Tie (Ksslib hit with a direct punch and Mikuz used a personal) Mvgt - - Mikuz This win is very slight. Ksslib is becoming dangerous by the day. He should work more on his build ups 1 Like |
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by JigsawKillah(m): 7:14pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Ksslib: Opener, punchlines, personals and wordplays Tie: flow, rhymes, mets/similes, closer |
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by 007Bruce: 7:33pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Why would NL allow me spar with a minion?/ . . Cos how can he stand when I descend on the lad/ to tear him a slap?/ Nothing about K's extra ordinary . . cos he still won't 'pull a rabbit out of his hat' if there was a hare in the cap!/
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Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by 007Bruce: 7:36pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
This beef might make him cry now/ cuz i had hes mum 'enslaved in Beijing' soon chinkos paid to buy her/.. so if to best this bout, the lame be tryna/ ... he 'wont last long'.... cos lets face it... even hes ma na... 'maid in china'/!!
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Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by 007Bruce: 7:47pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
bruce's verdict opener :::::::::::: tie rhymes ::::: mikuz metaphor/simile :::::::::::::: mikuz wordplay ::::::: mikuz ( seen ah tore mik - newt run - what is k do? Lure/law nah ) punchline ::::::::: ksslib personal :::::::::::::::::: ksslib flow ::::::::::::: ksslib (he compresses more) closer ::::: mikuz mikuz 7 - 6 ksslib W - mikuz |
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by ELYMAXiimus(m): 7:47pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Opener = Mikuz.. (ksslib ur opener is very very funny. God i can't stop laughing. ![]() RHYMES = mikuz - perfect rhyming flow = Tie ( mik was okay as usual, ksslib supprised me with his flow) metaphor = mikuz( this was close, as ksslib had decent mets too but mik had more from the start to the end) punchlines = KSSLIB (mik was aggressive nd funny. ksslib was aggresive nd funnier.) twisting neck anticlock wise.. bad guy ![]() ![]() personals = tie w/p = ksslib( me i like that "aud in ma"..... Nd kedu, mnet, neutron. Lure/law is off! Ah tore mik bomb, has somehow been played before ,... Mikuz= barnstorming, ultimate pro, heaton,... Hair/hare, k's/case are overplayed they don't attract points as puns no more...) Closer = tie [mik's was very weak... Ksslib shoulda taken this, but he failed to word that pun well.. I'm guessing that was "ah tore mik bum(as in bum bum)/ atomic bomb".. You shoulda said you split his @ss in the set up before landing that pun/punch] ksslib 5 - 5 mikuz MV = TIE The most stunning brawl of the year!!! |
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by Wrongturn: 7:59pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Opener - 1 point ---- tie Rhymes - 2 points------mikuz Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points-----mikuz Punchlines - 3 points-------Ksslib Personals - 2 points-----Ksslib Flow - 1 point------tie Wordplays - 2 points----ksslib (that sister part with anti-clockwise is the reason am still laughing) Closer - 1 point----tie Mvgt----ksslib! |
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by sosiqdude(m): 8:10pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Damn!! Mik never falls...I dey feel u bro,, Easy kill MY VOTE GOES TO--MIKUZ THE WINNER ![]() |
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by Nobody: 9:01pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Sneeze.... |
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by Nobody: 10:51pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Chisos!!..Am I Allowed Ta Vote? |
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by Ibime(m): 11:14pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Mikuz gets my vote on better flow, smoother build-ups and less forced in his puns. |
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by fuckyouhard: 11:37pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Ksslib........punchlines, personals, wordplay, flow mikuz.........rhymes, metaphor tie.........opener, closer, my-fuckyouhard-v........ksslib!! smh....myy verdict still the same. no hate......it's a pure win |
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by mikuz(m): 11:42pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
^ If you fail to modify your vote, I won't count it. |
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by captainflash(m): 6:24am On Nov 05, 2014 |
verdict . opener-mikus punchline-ksslib flow-mikus wordplay -ksslib rhyme-tie personal-ksslib metaphor- mikus closer-mikus . vgt-mikus. |
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by JigsawKillah(m): 12:39pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
Smh |
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