make una no let dis guy spoil work for us
pls guys see it the other way round... title of dis thread should be : Tips to Attract a Lady and make Her say Yes b4 U ask her for Hmmmmm ...
pls guys... See good tips in there.

gsainttrinity:
Damn! This is not just about the tricks but how you managed to write it so well. I enjoyed reading every word of it.

So well thank God i am not a girl, i would be tripping for you already.

On a second note a typical bad guys like me, have all these weapons you listed naturally in their arsenal

Thanks buddy!

dre11:



Who tell u she is a female

Wow! Is she supposed to be male?

TheWisest:


Wow! Is she supposed to be male?

That moniker is a he in a she clothing

Ladies take note.

no5 tho(nobodi s taking abt it)? Na only me waka cOme?

Lolzz..but no be tricks na ,na fact..

FLAWLES:
no5 tho(nobodi s taking abt it)? Na only me waka cOme?

I been dey wonder o...

FLAWLES:
no5 tho(nobodi s taking abt it)? Na only me waka cOme?

how about the no5 do ladies perceive it to b good nd confidence sign

Fkhalifa:
how about the no5 do ladies perceive it to b good nd confidence sign

for me,YES

@op y u mention all these na? Market no go sell for guys again na

o.p i will let u off the hook for dis one but you should knw dat i dnt take kindly to fellow guys wey wan cause bad market

Some honest guys still do all these na

TheWisest:
Now I love my sisters and I'll do anything for them, and they are one thing I'll always thank God for, coz they bring pain to the guys in their lives. Well, I coach them to LOCK UP their warehouse of abundance. As a semi-badt guy, guys have tricks and I'll expose them here. Thank me with a PM if you want more tips.

1. Using Slow Rhythm and Soft Tone: Whether on the phone or in-person, the first simple thing a guy can do to deceive you is when he lowers his voice tone to become soft and speaks like he's talking to his great grandmother who just had ear surgery. Ladies, you know what I'm saying... abi?

2. Smile: A genuine smile that has the sides of a guy's eyes stretching along, will ALWAYS deceive you ladies into opening up your shield. Watch for this one too. A smile can cost more than the price they call. Na after you buy you go know the difference between Isoko and Sokoto

3. Make you laugh: Like this post says, these are just simple things guys do and this one is like the simplest and most obvious. Ladies, trust me guys know this and I'm telling you a secret. (hussssh! listen...) Guys believe that once they can make you laugh, "it's finished" as put by my sweet Lord Jesus. Maybe that's what helped Jesus with the women in his life... he never made them laugh. I'm not sure I have an antidote coz this trick really works.

4. Make you talk: A guy that knows 'wasup' will always make you want to talk, and talk ONLY about yourself. Things that concern you, your hairdo, your makeup and how so 'beautifully ungodly' it is - and even what you think about the Big Brother House girls! This tactic is simple. So simple. Once they get you talking and talking and talking, trust me, they are ogling at your chest, your lips and if it's really nice, your hair.

5. Walk slowly: A slow stride in a guy signifies some sort of confidence. Ladies, am I right... that you NEVER get turned on by a guy who walks SO FAST! Tap! Tap! Tap! Like he was walking to secure the last seat before his molue leaves for heaven! Once a guy steps slowly like, one... and... two... and... one... and... two... trust me, the ladies start tripping.

6. Perfume: Hmmmmm... no need to talk about this. It's as simple as I told you it'd be. The worst part, even a N1200 perfume can make a girl think, "Hmmm... just maybe"

7. Dress cute: Whether wearing the most expensive or the cheapest, as long as the color goes well and the clothes are ironed, ladies just start considering. If the guy con try add good shoe with correct belt, aha! "It is finished" again... Thank u Lord Jesus!

8. Clean Skin: O boy! I don't know where to start from in this one. A 20-something year old lady almost raped me when I was like 12 years old coz of my skin tone! Heck, why do you think ladies love holding babies and cuddling them? Once a guy maintains his skin well, no blemish, no pimple, all clean, the ladies even start deceiving themselves. They be like, "wow... he's SO competing with me"

9. Deepened Voice: Another simple trick that throws girls off-balance. A guy's voice sounds deep, mustn't be bass, and the ladies start doing "ten ten" in their minds. Na wa o. Don't they even know this voice thing comes as early as puberty? God help my 18-year old bro... the guy must be having 'selection problem'.

10. Make U Think or Talk about S\ex! : What came to your mind when you saw that last word in RED. See what I mean? Once a guy jokes about the RED word, or writes about the RED word, or even sneezes a note about the RED word, ladies die once. It's like something falls off their brain and crashes into their "down there" causing irreparable damage. Of the two of us, guys and girls, I have to argue that girls love s\e.x more than us. They're just better at hiding it! But still, that's a good thing... wouldn't want my future virgin daughter come up to me like, "Dad, I saw this guy today and my body was so scratching me, like this and like that... I just did it to get it over with Dad." Mehnnn... na faint!

HMMMM... the worst part, guys will still continue to deceive you even after reading this. God help us! Comments and bashing are welcome

Where the op got it wrong is calling those things TRICKS NO! not TRICKS, all those things runs in men DNA.

rokiatu:
he was so good to me and still is not over me, so I don't know who deceived who


If you think guys are liars girls are even a bigger_________

the thing is that many people who pretend just to be with a woman still have to continue pretending to maintain the relationship and as time goes on, they become that thing they are pretending to be and end up delving deep into it that they lose themselves in it. So exactly who is losing out? It's certainly not the lady since she gets what she wants.

kandiikane:

the thing is that many people who pretend just to be with a woman still have to continue pretending to maintain the relationship and as time goes on, they become that thing they are pretending to be and end up delving deep into it that they lose themselves in it. So exactly who is losing out? It's certainly not the lady since she gets what she wants.

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TheWisest:


A believer in the house! Praise the Lord sambady!

Hallelujah somebody

rokiatu:
Deep voice, great smelling perfume, clean skin, soft voice tone, good humor, and cute smile has been used on me oooh

yea Its parf of my daily routine now sef! I love smiling cos it makes my DIMPLE and OPEN TEETH obvoius!!!

Damn!
I actually love those qualities lyk madt

A man that tries/does that, is a boy.
A boy that tries/does that is been foolishly fake and naive.
#my opinion.

Liability:
no boy can use that trick on me.

I too strong

warning! You go old oooh, I don talk my own!

rokiatu:
Deep voice, great smelling perfume, clean skin, soft voice tone, good humor, and cute smile has been used on me oooh

Toh, go and sin no more!

rokiatu:
wrong, all those also play part he's right.

no he is not, any gal is ok for a player.

Liability:
no boy can use that trick on me.

I too strong

u too strong and ur name na Liability?

chai!! Aw diz post take reduce garri price 4 market nah!!!

Since Oct 2014?

The Op be like...

This is probably the only thread in the Nairaland "TEN THINGS SERIES" that i totally agree with and actually enjoyed reading..


Its 10/10 for u OP.

Liability:
no boy can use that trick on me.

I too strong

For bir mind abi..

vivaciousvivi:
A guy who makes me laugh all the time genuinely has a good sense of humour. I am not quite sure guys can fake that.
Clean, blemish -free skin and the perfume thing works o!

That's why you don't want to let go of me.

TheWisest:


I just LOVE honest chicks

Beware of niccurs with NL female profiles.

Like your sincerity babes!

rokiatu:
Deep voice, great smelling perfume, clean skin, soft voice tone, good humor, and cute smile has been used on me oooh