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Re: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by ibrahym47(m): 3:48pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
dammilotun:Walai dis post took awaymy sorrow, lol@ ori omo tuntun 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by google1(m): 3:48pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
When a question, such as ‘do you have a relation in the US?’ Most often, they are quick to say ‘yes’, which of course, is in order. Such an answer creates doubt that since the person has a relation, there is every tendency that the person may not want to come back. So visas can be rejected on that ground 12 Likes |
Re: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by TFLAME(m): 3:48pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
Interesting 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by sukkot: 3:51pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
i dont go to us embassy. they beg me to come to their country. the us consular comes crawling on his knees begging me to give me us citizenship 23 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by tellwisdom: 3:51pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
Where is u.s embassy located? ....What type of food do they sell ?? 36 Likes |
Re: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by austinbrown: 3:52pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
I school in France so I was interviewd in French, I can't share my experience here cos most of u will not understand it 21 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by ashewopeckas(f): 3:53pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
I remember my experience last year, that place could be a crazy place. I went with my son and for no particular reason, the boy was just crying and causing serious scene inside the waiting room. One yoruba woman just said 'Ki won ti e fun eleyi ni visa jare, ko ma ko ariwo e lor'. They called us at the same time but different booths. The VO just asked for my position at my organization, my salary scale and my aim of applying and the visa was ours. The woman brought all the documents in her house (looked like Akpabio chemistry book) and started stammering when they asked her where she would stay in the US. When they denied the woman visa, i laff so tey even my son stopped crying and started looking at me.................................. 67 Likes |
Re: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by Nobody: 3:53pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
lol |
Re: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by EvilSeeed: 3:55pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
[b]The Funniest one I saw was in Abuja: One young guy came out the door of the embassy building into the waiting area just outside the building and started jumping and praising God like he just won the lottery.. na so people outside start to para o! They started attacking the guy o! Saying all sorts and calling him name and asking if he was the first to get a Visa.. One very vocal woman and her husband who were dressed in matching ankara outfit just wouldnt stop, they just kept saying things like; Na Visa to Heaven?!, Its not a big deal, see how he is embarassing Nigerians, this is why the would keep rejecting us as if America is heaven, blah blah.. Then comes their turn.. The Cousular guy just asks them 'Why are you applying for this Visa', they gave an answer and he just straight up denies them.. OMO!! See as the woman burst cry inside the embassy o!! She started crying, begging, telling the guy that they were well travellled, have been to Ukraine, malysia, etc.. Omo! As the Security guy approached them, she started calling the guy a racist, saying God would punish him, calling him wicked, e.t.c.. Omo!! I scatter laff for inside there wey be say all the Embassy people start to look me like say I dey mad.. even as I reach outside, the woman still dey cry o!! Omo! See the way wey I rush enter taxi loss fast, before that woman go stab me to death. [/b] 121 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by kakiya: 3:55pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
I WAS THERE 2 DAYS BACK. THE COUNCILLOR DENIED ME VISA AFTER ANSWERING ÀLL HER QUESTIONS. SHE LOOKED AT MY BANK STATEMENT AND DO SOME FUNNY THINGS LOOKING AT THE WALL AND SAID I'M NOT ELIGIBLE. I FELT LIKE CRYING BUT ALL THE SAME I LEFT. 22 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by Nobody: 3:56pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
austinbrown:me too I sch.in france... Where in france did you reside 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by Nobody: 3:56pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
This government sef |
Re: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by Boss13: 4:00pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
dammilotun: Come'on you have a job and you want to spend 8 months baby sitting a child in the US - see how people deny themselves visa. What kind of job would grant you 8 months vacation - what a dumb answer from the lady. Hilarious experience though but she caused her rejection. I guess there was no letter of introduction from the company she claimed to be working with. 34 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by Nobody: 4:01pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
kakiya: With this kind of statement, why would they not deny you an entry visa 8 Likes |
Re: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by 1shortblackboy: 4:01pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
ed 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by hayoakins(m): 4:02pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
tellwisdom: You schooled in Chad se? 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by Nobody: 4:03pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
Re: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by Nobody: 4:05pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
1shortblackboy: Actually, they do. Many Western countries want people from all over to come to their country....and even become citizens....especially as the population is getting older...and their young people are not having any children. The catch is....you have to be the right sort of person to enter their country. You have to especially show that you would be a contributor to their economy.....not a drain on their economy. So, want to live in the US? Work hard, train hard, fight easy at the visa portal. 29 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by uwherin(m): 4:05pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
no one |
Re: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by 100Cents: 4:06pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
Mrkuvuki: The hustle is real.. |
Re: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by Sanguine77(m): 4:07pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
dotman2460:This your shoe come be like fish wey wan swallow something. 19 Likes |
Re: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by dammilotun(m): 4:07pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
sukkot: that's funny 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by priscaoge(f): 4:08pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
Lmao |
Re: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by Nobody: 4:09pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
my funny (not funny for the applicant though) experience was watching some dude from the east. answering one question. 1: You said you own a farm, what is the value in naira? JAMB question the dude kept going, it is a farm and i make plenty money on it. it is in millions of naira. it is bigger than this embassy sef. in my mind i was like, just give the guy a figure between N10-N15 million I think the key to getting a US visa most times is your Financial Standing when filling out the application. my interview lasted 3 minutes and the interviewer told me my visa has been approved and to pick it up at this address in VI. I never had the chance to show him my carefully packed documents. strange. i thought it was a prank. i actually thought i had been denied until i got to DHL office to pick it up. my Wife was even heavily pregnant and the questions he asked were 1: have you been out of Nigeria as a family -YES 2: Do you plan to give birth in the US - YES 3: have you made arrangements -NO i plan to if i get the visa but I have made calls scanned our finger prints and that was it. 33 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by Nobody: 4:09pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
_ 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by eleko1: 4:09pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
Otuoke penquin: 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by austinbrown: 4:09pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
penquin:marseille |
Re: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by Helives: 4:10pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
Welome to Nairaland, Damilotun *winks* dammilotun: 1 Like |
Re: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by experimentist: 4:10pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
EvilSeeed: Crazy woman! |
Re: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by ionsman: 4:11pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
I was at the south african embassy last week.When asked my reason for travelling,I told them the truth.Am going there to sample all those big southie babes as.s I see on tv..... 10 Likes |
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