damiso:


I am a child of God..corrupt ke

What is Austria?

Jonathan is also a child of God

Austria now.
Capital vienna abi vienna capital austria.
I dont know which one be which again

moca:


Jonathan is also a child of God

Austria now.
Capital vienna abi vienna capital austria.
I dont know which one be which again

Never been....heard its a lovely place and they sell nice lace one of my friends goes there to buy lace to sell..you thinking of going there?

damiso:


Never been....heard its a lovely place and they sell nice lace one of my friends goes there to buy lace to sell..you thinking of going there?

Eewh, im talking of something important and u r talking about lace!
Women and clothes!
Lawd hv mercy!

Yes i lv d place. Wish i can go there.

moca:
Its a lie!
All na bribe
Corrupt me not damiso
Heheheheheee!

Sis, pls im serious now.
Do u like austria?

you wan buy lace abi which one be Austria for dis mata again.......

mainwhile i get connection for there if you dey look for lace oo

moca:

Eewh, im talking of something important and u r talking about lace!
Women and clothes!
Lawd hv mercy!

Yes i lv d place. Wish i can go there.

No oo I am not even much of a lace fan

I thought you were contemplating going to Austria for business.

R231 you be real Ajala travel am sure you have contacts in Kabul, ,Afghanistan

damiso:


No oo I am not even much of a lace fan

I thought you were contemplating going to Austria for business.

R231 you be real Ajala travel am sure you have contacts in Kabul, ,Afghanistan

I can get you anything you want from anywhere....

just name it

Hmmmmmm!!!! I no see anything oooooo!!! Where is my idowuogbo? I have really missed her oooooooo!!!!

damiso:


Too many cusin sair peeps men

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tunapa2009:
Hmmmmmm!!!! I no see anything oooooo!!! Where is my idowuogbo? I have really missed her oooooooo!!!!

I'm here ooooo....tunesh

alutacontinua:



Link please

Amebo aproko I thought men dont do aproko eh aluta

I miss living there. Now I am hungry of plantain amala and tatashe stew .

naijababe:


Shuo!!! You be IB chick too?! Kini so re ?

I no go kill maself jare!

Thank you...i will post questions when I'm about to visit.
Everyday? That's awesome. But someone said once in six months

chaircover:


LOL sorry
Ibadan airport is undergoing renovation
Its on the way to ife
Flights leave for Abuja, Akure and Lagos everyday
Unless you live near both airports, ie Lagos and Ibadan, its probably better just to drive down.

Don't feed the computer.

r231:
I no go kill maself jare!

No, but that is 1000 way to die.

armyofone:
Don't feed the computer.



No, but that is 1000 way to die.

how?

by eating pounded yam for lunch

just take a good and closer look at that hefty morsel.
That is one week food you just called lunch.
By the way do you watch the program (one 1000 ways to die)? Very funny

r231:


how?
by eating pounded yam for lunch

Enjoy the day off to work.

armyofone:
just take a good and closer look at that hefty morsel.
That is one week food you just called lunch.
By the way do you watch the program (one 1000 ways to die)? Very funny


Enjoy the day off to work.

one week ke....haba

when i am not on diet.......that is one out of 3aday

r231:
I no go kill maself jare!

which bush office this r321 dey work sef

them no born anyone well make we dey chop cooked food for inside office

oyb:


which bush office this r321 dey work sef

them no born anyone well make we dey chop cooked food for inside office

see.....

thats why you have to be self employed

5th November.....arrrrg

My ears...

armyofone:
Thank you...i will post questions when I'm about to visit.
Everyday? That's awesome. But someone said once in six months

Dont mind them jare
People hear Ibadan and conjur up pictures of eko leaves & Micra taxis
Flights leave and arrive at Ibadan airport 7 days a week

I even heard that Hajj flights leave from Ibadan airport too, so its actually an international airport.

chaircover:


Dont mind them jare
People hear Ibadan and conjur up pictures of eko leaves & Micra taxis
Flights leave and arrive at Ibadan airport 7 days a week

I even heard that Hajj flights leave from Ibadan airport too, so its actually an international airport.

I could have sworn ibadan airport has no runway. All na bush

armyofone:
Thank you...i will post questions when I'm about to visit.
Everyday? That's awesome. But someone said once in six months

Visit at your own peril

chaircover:


Dont mind them jare
People hear Ibadan and conjur up pictures of eko leaves & Micra taxis
Flights leave and arrive at Ibadan airport 7 days a week

I even heard that Hajj flights leave from Ibadan airport too, so its actually an international airport.

Flown from Ibadan airport to Abj back in 2004 though.
Me wey no dey fear actually thought that was it on the day. Don't even get me started with the overland plane

jaybee3:

Flown from Ibadan airport to Abj back in 2004 though.
Me wey no dey fear actually thought that was it on the day. Don't even get me started with the overland plane

is chaircover in ibadan again?
this time around, i would alert customs & immigration to search her bag & seize all the naija foodstuff she must have hidden there.

coogar:


is chaircover in ibadan again?
this time around, i would alert customs & immigration to search her bag & seize all the naija foodstuff she must have hidden there.

She is into importation of exotic bush monkeys

jaybee3:

She is into importation of exotic bush monkeys

i won't be surprised.
there's no type of food chaircover hasn't brought to the UK. very soon, she would drag a live goat to the british embassy & get a visa for the goat so she can bring it over.

coogar:


i won't be surprised.
there's no type of food chaircover hasn't brought to the UK. very soon, she would drag a live goat to the british embassy & get a visa for the goat so she can bring it over.

I swear you don madt
That fucking cracked me up

coogar:


i won't be surprised.
there's no type of food chaircover hasn't brought to the UK. very soon, she would drag a live goat to the british embassy & get a visa for the goat so she can bring it over.

LOL
you havent been to ASDA recently. . . . . . Everything I need is on their shelf, No need to "beg" any customs officer anymore & i can confidently enter the airport knowing that i am not over my liggage allowance
The only thing i bring back with me now is pomo and pap

Jenny, funny enough Ibadan airport is the most peaceful and calmest airport ive been to. So quiet and calm.

jaybee3:

She is into importation of exotic bush monkeys

point of correction; Ebola free exotoc bush monkeys
As per my old customer, how many kg do you need this time?

chaircover:

funny enough Ibadan airport is the most peaceful and calmest airport ive been to. So quiet and calm.

Because it's deserted

Thought they banned pomo