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How To Spot A Fake Abuja Big Girl by realuz: 9:47pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
If you have lived in Abuja for more than a year, you should understand the term “fake Abuja big girl” or FABB. These are the girls who are usually very attractive, own all the Apple products in this world, live in N1million flats in Maitama, but if you check their background, their parents are struggling in their various villages. Enough said, let me educate you. *.1. Bleached skin and tattoos: These days, most girls think they have to be “white- skinned” to be beautiful. They go asfar as taking injections to perfect their skin. They then get tattoos to complete the look. These girls have to sell their market. When you check their background, their families are as dark-skinned as they come but these girls look more like Black or White era Michael Jackson. *.2. Fake accent: This is another common trait. FABBs roll their tongues like their lives depend on it. Every vowel, irrespective of the word, is followed by an ‘R’: Jos become Jors; Taxi, Tarxi; Abuja, Abujarrr. *.3. Long ‘human’ hair: If they do not have the Brazilian hair that reaches their butt, they haven’t arrived. Picture the combo: bleached skin, fake accent and long Brazilian hair. Most of these girls don’t even have up to N10, 000 in their bank accounts but they have to impress. All na packaging! *.4. Own the latest android phones: This draws me back to a Nigerian movie I watched weeks ago. Funke Akindele’s character sold her bed just so she could buy an Android phone. She preferred to sleep on a bare mattress on the floor than use her regular Nokia phone just so she could impress the guys and catch “proper fish.” This is exactly what FABBS do. They would own the iPhone 5s, S4, iPad. Before the iPhone6 is out, they already have it yet they don’t have regular jobs. So where do they get all that money from? Continue. www..com/2014/11/how-to-spot-fake-abuja-big-girl.html?m=1
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Re: How To Spot A Fake Abuja Big Girl by Nobody: 9:57pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
After we spot them what's next?? ![]() |
Re: How To Spot A Fake Abuja Big Girl by ChubbyT(f): 10:02pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
wakacome:Approach dem ![]() 1 Like |
Re: How To Spot A Fake Abuja Big Girl by Nobody: 10:08pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
ChubbyT:are you one of them? ![]() |
Re: How To Spot A Fake Abuja Big Girl by IfyAwazie(f): 11:16pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
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Re: How To Spot A Fake Abuja Big Girl by IfyAwazie(f): 11:16pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
Wen fake live in 1million naira house, I wonder where original dey live. Fake or no fake, as along as market dey sell, who cares. |
Re: How To Spot A Fake Abuja Big Girl by ChubbyT(f): 7:04am On Nov 06, 2014 |
wakacome:Nop |
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