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9 Commonest Resons Newly Weds Don't Have Sex On Their Wedding Night by ochallo: 8:18am On Nov 06, 2014
For the celibates till Wedding Night, your wedding night might be a downer and nothing would happen, according to a survey only about 48 % actually "break the seal " on the wedding night (this is going all the way to assume there is a seal to break), here are the commonest reasons the wedding night becomes nothing but a sleeping night.

1.Groom too drunk (24%)

2.Bride too tired (16%)

3.Bride too drunk or scared (13%)

4.Had to watch kids or there was no place to copulate (11%)

5.Had fight before reception ended (9%)

6.Needed to leave for honeymoon (9%)

7.Pulled an all-nighter partying, so there were not even together (7%)

8.Groom too tired (4%)

9.Neither felt like it (4%)

For Couples, was there any action on the wedding night ?

Source: YahooStyle

Re: 9 Commonest Resons Newly Weds Don't Have Sex On Their Wedding Night by Nobody: 8:21am On Nov 06, 2014
Oh comon, after all d days stress and dancing and sweat....nd all...i think the best time should be in d mornin... Would be vry sweet...

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Re: 9 Commonest Resons Newly Weds Don't Have Sex On Their Wedding Night by lanxlot(m): 9:19am On Nov 06, 2014
ochallo:
For the celibates till Wedding Night, your wedding night might be a downer and nothing would happen, according to a survey only about 48 % actually "break the seal " on the wedding night (this is going all the way to assume there is a seal to break), here are the commonest reasons the wedding night becomes nothing but a sleeping night.

1.Groom too drunk (24%)

2.Bride too tired (16%)

3.Bride too drunk or scared (13%)

4.Had to watch kids or there was no place to copulate (11%)

5.Had fight before reception ended (9%)

6.Needed to leave for honeymoon (9%)

7.Pulled an all-nighter partying, so there were not even together (7%)

8.Groom too tired (4%)

9.Neither felt like it (4%)

For Couples, was there any action on the wedding night ?

Source: YahooStyle
you mean action film?
Re: 9 Commonest Resons Newly Weds Don't Have Sex On Their Wedding Night by killercute16(m): 12:57pm On Nov 06, 2014
I think i will love this topic....Not yet married sha
Re: 9 Commonest Resons Newly Weds Don't Have Sex On Their Wedding Night by komek(m): 3:02pm On Nov 06, 2014
10.Many relatives oCcupying your house on that particular day.
If u try am, them go hear the moaning of the 2 of u, cos of this, no need.

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Re: 9 Commonest Resons Newly Weds Don't Have Sex On Their Wedding Night by chii8(f): 4:36pm On Nov 06, 2014
Mehn,dats was 5yrs ago nah,dat nite was notin special abeg,every family member siddon together dey gist,drink n chop remaining meat sef,d next day sef was anoda party again,my family officially came to knw dem hubby hauz na d second afta sef person begin see road sef
Re: 9 Commonest Resons Newly Weds Don't Have Sex On Their Wedding Night by pamcode(m): 5:37pm On Nov 06, 2014
hehehe i dont know sha i am not married bt when i am well let me stop here
Re: 9 Commonest Resons Newly Weds Don't Have Sex On Their Wedding Night by Queenvky(f): 5:49pm On Nov 06, 2014
couples may b so tired after the day stress. also family members around may hear the noise. the morning hours is preferable.
Re: 9 Commonest Resons Newly Weds Don't Have Sex On Their Wedding Night by Mrfils(m): 6:02pm On Nov 06, 2014
Cutehector4u:
Oh comon, after all d days stress and dancing and sweat....nd all...i think the best time should be in d mornin... Would be vry sweet...
Ehhh! shocked If I hear!! I must open my package dat night dat night.. Even if na ontop tree or backyard! I die here angry
Re: 9 Commonest Resons Newly Weds Don't Have Sex On Their Wedding Night by Nobody: 7:55pm On Nov 06, 2014
Mrfils:

Ehhh! shocked If I hear!! I must open my package dat night dat night.. Even if na ontop tree or backyard! I die here angry
na wa for u oo...
Re: 9 Commonest Resons Newly Weds Don't Have Sex On Their Wedding Night by lilmax(m): 8:05pm On Nov 06, 2014
Had fight before reception ended? How is that possible?
Re: 9 Commonest Resons Newly Weds Don't Have Sex On Their Wedding Night by ochallo: 12:34pm On Nov 07, 2014
lilmax:
Had fight before reception ended? How is that possible?
I had witnessed something like this before in a wedding i attended, the groom's ex girlfriend attended the wedding wearing aso ebi, and it pissed the bride off because she apparently stole the groom from this girl while both of them were friends.
Re: 9 Commonest Resons Newly Weds Don't Have Sex On Their Wedding Night by ARico(m): 12:40pm On Nov 07, 2014
Not a must ....
smiley
Re: 9 Commonest Resons Newly Weds Don't Have Sex On Their Wedding Night by Bibol(f): 5:51pm On Nov 07, 2014
It depends...

If the couple have been having sex before marriage, there is a high probability that they will rest that night. If otherwise, the curiosity that comes with waiting till the wedding night won't allow them to leave sex till later. It also depends on how tired both of them are
Re: 9 Commonest Resons Newly Weds Don't Have Sex On Their Wedding Night by Tochj(m): 12:35pm On Aug 29, 2023
My Best man wanted to spoil show for me dat night.
He wants to sleep in my bed that nite
For my Papa house o
I no gree o
I relocated him to my uncle house
Lock my room
Collected olive oil from my mama
Wet the food and chop am till morning
In the morning, my mum look me one kin eyes and smiled.
Re: 9 Commonest Resons Newly Weds Don't Have Sex On Their Wedding Night by jmoore(m): 2:59pm On Aug 29, 2023
Virgin couples have sex on their wedding night.

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