So....nairalanders what's goooood!!!!..it's Monday morning and my ass is grounded on these hard lecture theater seats....the lecturer keeps rambling about non-Hodgkins lymphoma...a real Hausa man mixing the ps and the fs....I keep on staring at the clock....time seems to have slowed...an hour seems like forever....I'm like what should I possibly do.....?first thing I do is to mentally weigh up the size of female boobs n our class....pervert ryt #lol# ....second thing is a gruesome game of table soccer with a pen and rolled paper....third is to look for the nigga with the big occipital protruberance...then I stare continuously at the man's stomach and wonder why doctors always lie that there is no money in medicine...finally I pick up my phone,open Badoo and try to persuade xtygurl to give me permission to see her private pictures...a serious tug of war...even lying that I'd send her recharge cards after..yet the stubborn goat refuses to yield...frustrated I pull my beards.. Outta ideas what do u guys do?

Stare at the lecturer angrily because he's so damn boring
Or
Go explore an imaginary world..physically present, mentally absent

Lordabas:
Stare at the lecturer angrily because he's so damn boring
Or
Go explore an imaginary world..physically present, mentally absent

lol quite adventurous only problem Is selecting the perfect female to explore with