richardohiemi:
Most it all get down to eroticism....balls and boobs...flying vendetta....I'd start with the basic awkward moment....seating close to a lady and then thunder claps from your buttocks!....you don't Know what to do...you can't apologize,you can't look her in the eye...you can't even laugh cause you are in shock...the mess just escaped Like that....so you bone your face and put your head down...when she eventually alights she glances at you Up and down and hisses. Lol

wharlzywee:
i was sitting close to a gal putting on short(boxers) not knowing my balls and deek are collecting fresh air outside... i neva knew d gal was enjoying d free show until i traced her eyes.

vizkiz:
was with her in my room and i started going hard after staring @ her huge /seducive boo*bs, few minutes later, she said "pls can you walk me to where i can get card"...

gezz! I later stood up with my sh*t pointing out hard, she look at me and said "don't tell me my boo*bs wanna make you furck me today"

it was so terrible but i eneded up furcking. Her that same day

major466:

Chei! This one na free movie

OohMpa:
This happened some years ago with ooh Mpa's second sexcapade

After the föreplay which was one long ministry, ooh Mpa took off her panties as she spread both legs apart in the missionary position..

Ooh Mpa was looking at the Congo and was wowed by its anatomy, ugly yet so magnificent, rough yet so smooth. He stared for minutes and this one confuse the babe wey her konji level don dey drop. She come shout "Ooh Mpa ogini, enter na"

Now your boy was confused which was the hole, he's staring at three holes and no know which one e be. He no wan ask the babe cos he don brag say he no be virgin (the first was solely riding so no holes were shown) and don make noise say he be expert for holes. Ooh Mpa, you shoulda shut up

Ooh Mpa regained his sense, did timbo timbo which hole hin be. The God of timbo timbo selected the urethral meatus With all force and hubris, ooh Mpa started his 6.5 inch mace onto the urine hole. Na so the thing no gree enter, ooh Mpa was feeling his caterpillar was too big for this Ekpoma chick cünt and grinning like say nairabet don pay am. The next thing that interrupted the smile was a thunderous whoosh of piss like spray wey bath person. The next na Sango hand for hin left cheek. Ooh Mpa didn't recognize time, person and place for 65mins

#Sai

VickyyB:
Looking at a guy seductively not knowing when he noticed.

I felt embarrassed as I removed my face.

wharlzywee:
i was sitting close to a gal putting on short(boxers) not knowing my balls and deek are collecting fresh air outside... i neva knew d gal was enjoying d free show until i traced her eyes.

mesoade:
Back in Emmanuel Royal College ,when a girl sat on my laps,na im 1 lousy guy shout 4 evwibody wey dey dia say my Thomas go don dey misbehave,na im i fire bak say wetin him dey tok wey no make brain like dis na,d yeye guy cum tok say mak i stand up if him dey lie . .mak i no lie,i no fit stand up and the girl was now like ,"argh mesoooaaaade"

seunO4:


What year did you finished from ERC ?

I graduated frm there.

mesoade:
this year . . And you?

mikeson12:



At times I wonder whether all this stuffs you write are actually true or mere fiction.

Confusing, right as to how a story sounds so true but still so false?

Even sometimes, ooh Mpa doesn't believe these things really happened to him

wharlzywee:
i was sitting close to a gal putting on short(boxers) not knowing my balls and deek are collecting fresh air outside... i neva knew d gal was enjoying d free show until i traced her eyes.