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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by chilledbarbie(f): 8:09pm On Nov 10, 2014

mesoade:
Kelvindim,minister of/for women affairs . . Please help me explain who an AJEBUTTER/AJEKPAKO is.

Those words sounds funny but i am ready to learn

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 8:10pm On Nov 10, 2014

Doctor21:
bros ben u jst dey fall my hnd abi u nor undrstnd evry?

na u nur understand.

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by 3coins(m): 8:11pm On Nov 10, 2014

kulkatty:
LOL 3coins

Sorry ehn.

Assuming she called that other girl's number nko?

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by 3coins(m): 8:15pm On Nov 10, 2014

mesoade:
hmm. . mutual attraction, what of this girl you wooed after she told you NO . .how were you guys interacting in class?

that is the ish...we werent close at all...we just had a "hi" and "hello" relationship...that day i spoke with her in class was the first time we talked alone...na small pikin brain dey worry me that time sha

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Neldrizzy(m): 8:17pm On Nov 10, 2014

Where is Emma2cute sad

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by chue(m): 8:17pm On Nov 10, 2014

3coins:

[b]ok,i dont like remembering this but lemme just share

the 1st girl i wooed NB: i had a gf before her tho

i was always staring at this girl in class...it was obvious i liked her...i was scared to go talk to her...mehn that chick was crazily fine....she knew i liked her cuz i was always staring.one day,i summoned up courage to go talk to her...i passed her a written note...the content of the note was "i really wanna talk to you alone"..she was sitting with one girl like that...immediately she read the note,the girl stood up and went to another seat..then i went to sit ...i started yarning trash...talking about unnecessary thing.at a point,she was like "Emeka,you said you wanted to talk to me,is this what you wanted to tell me"...na there liver fail me..i couldnt talk....break over bell saved me..i just jejely ran to my seat...my mind started yabbing me,(you know that feeling now ).i made up my mind to write her a letter....after writting the letter,i waited till closing time to give her the letter so i will just run home and she wont have time to reply that day...after dismissal assembly,i passed her the letter and zoomed off....i walked for a while then i felt my pocket...i noticed a paper was still in it..i brought it out and lo and behold,it was the letter...i was like "what the Bleep did i give to this girl"...i remembered i collected one girl's number in school that day...and i wrote it in a sheet of paper. i ran back to school.she was still there..i collected the other paper and gave her the letter and zoomed off again...to cut the story short, the next day in school,she didnt greet me like she does on a normal day...we didnt speak till closing time..i was on my way home and i noticed she was waiting for me.i walked to her and we started walking home together then she started "is this what you wanted to tell me that you could not say?" no response from me,then she continued "before i date a guy,there are many things i look at and you dont have one"....i nearly died [/b]

Rotflmao then she continued "before i date a guy,there are
many things i look at and you dont have one"....i
nearly died

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 8:17pm On Nov 10, 2014

chilledbarbie:

Yeah we are more in the faculty and department

Yea. True

Hope you're getting ready for clearance?

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 8:20pm On Nov 10, 2014

3coins:

that is the ish...we werent close at all...we just had a "hi" and "hello" relationship...that day i spoke with her in class was the first time we talked alone...na small pikin brain dey worry me that time sha

Lol,,

And that hi wey you tell am

Go dey sweet you for body through out that day.

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by 3coins(m): 8:20pm On Nov 10, 2014

chue:
Rotflmao then she continued "before i date a guy,there are
many things i look at and you dont have one"....i
nearly died

that is the worst thing a guy can hear...when i got home,i just dey look myself for mirror....LOL

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by 3coins(m): 8:21pm On Nov 10, 2014

Suley316:

Lol,,

And that hi wey you tell am

Go dey sweet you for body through out that day.

LOL...you know as that thing take dey go jawe...chaii memories

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 8:22pm On Nov 10, 2014

chilledbarbie:

Those words sounds funny but i am ready to learn

bae,it's like you didn't live your childhood in 9ja

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 8:24pm On Nov 10, 2014

3coins:

that is the worst thing a guy can hear...when i got home,i just dey look myself for mirror....LOL

maybe no be physical looks she dey tok

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 8:24pm On Nov 10, 2014

3coins:

that is the worst thing a guy can hear...when i got home,i just dey look myself for mirror....LOL

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 8:25pm On Nov 10, 2014

chue:
Rotflmao then she continued "before i date a guy,there are
many things i look at and you dont have one"....i
nearly died

this is enough for a depressed niqqa to commit suicide

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nelsizzy(m): 8:27pm On Nov 10, 2014

mesoade:
this is enough for a depressed niqqa to commit suicide

seconded...

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by 3coins(m): 8:29pm On Nov 10, 2014

mesoade:
maybe no be physical looks she dey tok

physical looks must be among the things she looks at nao...you no feel me?

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by 3coins(m): 8:31pm On Nov 10, 2014

Suley316:

guy talk your own make we laugh you too cheesy

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 8:39pm On Nov 10, 2014

mesoade:
Kelvindim,minister of/for women affairs . . Please help me explain who an AJEBUTTER/AJEKPAKO is.

The word ”Ajeh” is derived from the yoruba language meaning: to eat. While on combination with ”butter,” it means to eat butter. Not literally though, E.g are things like; charwama, hotdog, indomie, fried rice, icecream, kfc, doughnut, etcetera etcetera. Still, the word ”kpako,” is derived from the Nigerian pidgin, meaning: strong thing. On combining, the word ”Ajehkpako” means to eat strong things. E.g eba, akpu, takpioka, soaking garri (garri flakes), eba, eba and eba.

In other words; Ajehbutters are those borne with a silver spoon. In contrast the Ajehkpakos are borne with naught.

LOL you go fear explanation na...

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 8:39pm On Nov 10, 2014

[quote author=chilledbarbie post=27895402][/quote] my bad. I'm jst trying to xay u shdnt be darn soft (which u seem) or u'll gt rumpled by nairalanders

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 8:43pm On Nov 10, 2014

kelvindim:
The word ”Ajeh” is derived from the yoruba language meaning: to eat. While on combination with ”butter,” it means to eat butter. Not literally though, E.g are things like; charwama, hotdog, indomie, fried rice, icecream, kfc, doughnut, etcetera etcetera. Still, the word ”kpako,” is derived from the Nigerian pidgin, meaning: strong thing. On combining, the word ”Ajehkpako” means to eat strong things. E.g eba, akpu, takpioka, soaking garri (garri flakes), eba, eba and eba.

In other words; Ajehbutters are those borne with a silver spoon. In contrast the Ajehkpakos are borne with naught.

LOL you go fear explanation na...

Justice has been done.

But guy u gt time o

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 8:48pm On Nov 10, 2014

ahika:
Justice has been done.

But guy u gt time o

LOL

But guy oh!

Where you hide put since na?!

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by chue(m): 8:55pm On Nov 10, 2014

3coins:

that is the worst thing a guy can hear...when i got home,i just dey look myself for mirror....LOL

dats harsh

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by chue(m): 8:57pm On Nov 10, 2014

mesoade:
this is enough for a depressed niqqa to commit suicide

my broda itz mor dan enof sef...

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 8:58pm On Nov 10, 2014

IamTitanium:
@Neldrizzy..i've been around..

efedua....i'm not on any group,i just assumed there was one cos someone here was always talking about it...sorry

okay

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 9:00pm On Nov 10, 2014

kelvindim:
The word ”Ajeh” is derived from the yoruba language meaning: to eat. While on combination with ”butter,” it means to eat butter. Not literally though, E.g are things like; charwama, hotdog, indomie, fried rice, icecream, kfc, doughnut, etcetera etcetera. Still, the word ”kpako,” is derived from the Nigerian pidgin, meaning: strong thing. On combining, the word ”Ajehkpako” means to eat strong things. E.g eba, akpu, takpioka, soaking garri (garri flakes), eba, eba and eba.

In other words; Ajehbutters are those borne with a silver spoon. In contrast the Ajehkpakos are borne with naught.

LOL you go fear explanation na...

you deserve an oscar for this explanation. Tags, Chilledbarbie

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 9:01pm On Nov 10, 2014

kelvindim:
LOL

But guy oh!

Where you hide put since na?!

side lines tins. That's how I roll cheesy

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by chue(m): 9:01pm On Nov 10, 2014

3coins:

that is the worst thing a guy can hear...when i got home,i just dey look myself for mirror....LOL

I for do d same
Infact I for begin to question mysef if my mama no born me well,wat possibly cud she b lookin for dat I dnt av??I b handicap

infact alotta tins go dey run tru yur mind

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Doctor21(m): 9:02pm On Nov 10, 2014

Hope i'm going to enjoy this rapping contest to night.

Strongly behind my nigga neldrizzy.
#show these dudes the kind of stuff you are made of#

*runs out of thread to charge my phone*

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nelsizzy(m): 9:06pm On Nov 10, 2014

kelvindim:
The word ”Ajeh” is derived from the yoruba language meaning: to eat. While on combination with ”butter,” it means to eat butter. Not literally though, E.g are things like; charwama, hotdog, indomie, fried rice, icecream, kfc, doughnut, etcetera etcetera. Still, the word ”kpako,” is derived from the Nigerian pidgin, meaning: strong thing. On combining, the word ”Ajehkpako” means to eat strong things. E.g eba, akpu, takpioka, soaking garri (garri flakes), eba, eba and eba.

In other words; Ajehbutters are those borne with a silver spoon. In contrast the Ajehkpakos are borne with naught.

LOL you go fear explanation na...

You deserve a Nobel prize for this

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 9:06pm On Nov 10, 2014

3coins:

guy talk your own make we laugh you too

Well mine wasn't that funny,,

I had two gfs earlier before I decided to woo her

I asked a friend for her 2gousername (js2 then 2go was the in thing).

I sent her request she accpeted, I went straight business, I asked her to be my girlfriend that same day (I seem to be confident over the phone).

I was enjoying my skills until,,
She said I had to ask her in person,

My heart cut, that night I was memorising lines like I was preparing for debate, I couldn't sleep that night.

I got fully prepared, ironed my uniform till the thing almost born, bought new socks, I changed my walking step, omo see bouncing

I was thinking with all the swagg I put on, I was expecting her to say yes, before I saw anything.

Lol, when I caught with her walking to her class, I come be like person wey them curse.

I no fit talk I just dey walk am,
I was smiling like a fool, I managed to say hi, she replied.

All the lines I memorised had vanished, I couldn't sing the ABC song properly sef.

I didn't know when I uttered "can we be friends......"

Babe that was suppose to be my girlfriend

Yep I friendzoned myself

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 9:07pm On Nov 10, 2014

Nelsizzy:
seconded...

habba is not good o, I remembered 1coin was proposed for highing while 2coin for transportation after we done dey walker with head. so broda if 3coin enter one chance e go be big lose o. were 1coin and it sibling go dey.

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 9:08pm On Nov 10, 2014

mesoade:
you deserve an oscar for this explanation.

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