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Most Awkward Moment With The Opposite Sex by skyprofm(m): 8:30am On Nov 10, 2014 |
My most awkward moment with the opposite sex was a day I took a bike with a lady from ojota going to ogba. She was a very pretty girl and I was fascinated by her look and sexy stature. She insisted on sitting in between d bikeman and me. All thru d journey I had a hard on and it was so obvious she felt it. Most embarassing thing was when we alighted, she looked at me, moved her gaze down to that part, shook her head and said 'sorry oo'. I felt uncomfortable. That's mine. Share urs 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Most Awkward Moment With The Opposite Sex by defendedvictim(m): 8:32am On Nov 10, 2014 |
With dis kind of story u described, how do u expect me to describe mine? 1 Like |
Re: Most Awkward Moment With The Opposite Sex by skyprofm(m): 8:34am On Nov 10, 2014 |
Share it all the same |
Re: Most Awkward Moment With The Opposite Sex by Tallesty1(m): 8:43am On Nov 10, 2014 |
Was carrying a lady on bike. And nah her belle dey push me 4 back instead of bosom ![]() ![]() ![]() #TROLLING_MODE. ![]() ![]() ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: Most Awkward Moment With The Opposite Sex by Truth24(m): 8:54am On Nov 10, 2014 |
seen |
Re: Most Awkward Moment With The Opposite Sex by vizkiz: 9:40am On Nov 10, 2014 |
was with her in my room and i started going hard after staring @ her huge /seducive boo*bs, few minutes later, she said "pls can you walk me to where i can get card"... gezz! I later stood up with my sh*t pointing out hard, she look at me and said "don't tell me my boo*bs wanna make you furck me today" ![]() it was so terrible ![]() ![]() |
Re: Most Awkward Moment With The Opposite Sex by peterpaulis(m): 9:44am On Nov 10, 2014 |
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Re: Most Awkward Moment With The Opposite Sex by Nobody: 9:57am On Nov 10, 2014 |
Looking at a guy seductively not knowing when he noticed. ![]() I felt embarrassed as I removed my face. |
Re: Most Awkward Moment With The Opposite Sex by Fkhalifa(m): 10:00am On Nov 10, 2014 |
Mine happened on a quee, i couldn't move forward nor back and Mr Thomas has started stronging,d girl just looked back to see my face and later kept a straight face...wouldn't know if she's enjoying or irritating her. |
Re: Most Awkward Moment With The Opposite Sex by wharlzywee(m): 10:51am On Nov 10, 2014 |
i was sitting close to a gal putting on short(boxers) not knowing my balls and deek are collecting fresh air outside... i neva knew d gal was enjoying d free show until i traced her eyes. 7 Likes |
Re: Most Awkward Moment With The Opposite Sex by richardohiemi: 11:00am On Nov 10, 2014 |
Most it all get down to eroticism....balls and boobs...flying vendetta....I'd start with the basic awkward moment....seating close to a lady and then thunder claps from your buttocks!....you don't Know what to do...you can't apologize,you can't look her in the eye...you can't even laugh cause you are in shock...the mess just escaped Like that....so you bone your face and put your head down...when she eventually alights she glances at you Up and down and hisses. Lol 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Most Awkward Moment With The Opposite Sex by cooljoe(m): 11:03am On Nov 10, 2014 |
Hmmm, dis one tym wen I was in secondary school(boarding hauz). D hauz master told me to hurriedly go get ladder from d female hostel. In my rush I 4get to announce a male was coming, d moment I got into d dorm, lo nd behold I saw two of my seniors stark naked, d third was cleaning her body with a towel. Dint know wat to do, stuck b/w goin back nd going 4ward, but wen I remba dat my mean hauz master was waitin 4 me, I jst bone face pass dem go carry d ladder. Dose snrs of myn were fresh sha. |
Re: Most Awkward Moment With The Opposite Sex by sammieguze(m): 11:09am On Nov 10, 2014 |
Rofl...... richardohiemi: |
Re: Most Awkward Moment With The Opposite Sex by major466(m): 12:01pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
Mine was when I woke up early in the morning, saliva all over my face to fetch water from a well. Then the girl I been dreaming all night long appeared out of nowhere to fetch water. It happened way back in the day when I was in secondary school. |
Re: Most Awkward Moment With The Opposite Sex by major466(m): 12:04pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
wharlzywee:Chei! This one na free movie ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Most Awkward Moment With The Opposite Sex by olashas(f): 12:20pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
vizkiz:Your signature though ![]() ![]() |
Re: Most Awkward Moment With The Opposite Sex by peeparty(m): 12:55pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
Lol rem wen I was a 17,I had to go fetch water from a popular borehole in my area.The quere was too much I had to squeze mysef behind a girl, daht had very big butt oo.not too long my andriod directed to her anus.Tot the girl was gonna be quiet and enjoy it, omo na so this girl shout the tell people say I carry ma andriod put am fo bak.mhn everybody begin look me I was so ashame,i had to use ma 20litrs to cover up d rubish 2 Likes |
Re: Most Awkward Moment With The Opposite Sex by OohMpa: 1:10pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
This happened some years ago with ooh Mpa's second sexcapade After the föreplay which was one long ministry, ooh Mpa took off her panties as she spread both legs apart in the missionary position.. Ooh Mpa was looking at the Congo and was wowed by its anatomy, ugly yet so magnificent, rough yet so smooth. He stared for minutes and this one confuse the babe wey her konji level don dey drop. She come shout "Ooh Mpa ogini, enter na" Now your boy was confused which was the hole, he's staring at three holes and no know which one e be. He no wan ask the babe cos he don brag say he no be virgin (the first was solely riding so no holes were shown) and don make noise say he be expert for holes. Ooh Mpa, you shoulda shut up ![]() Ooh Mpa regained his sense, did timbo timbo which hole hin be. The God of timbo timbo selected the urethral meatus ![]() #Sai 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Most Awkward Moment With The Opposite Sex by holyboss: 1:16pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
Well, to b candid, I never had any ![]() ![]() |
Re: Most Awkward Moment With The Opposite Sex by wharlzywee(m): 2:48pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
major466:confam live show |
Re: Most Awkward Moment With The Opposite Sex by Nobody: 2:53pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
OohMpa: At times I wonder whether all this stuffs you write are actually true or mere fiction. 1 Like |
Re: Most Awkward Moment With The Opposite Sex by OlufemiWhit(m): 3:02pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
VickyyB:follow back dear |
Re: Most Awkward Moment With The Opposite Sex by Mavelshee(m): 4:01pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
When my girl caught me with anoda in the martial art of courtship |
Re: Most Awkward Moment With The Opposite Sex by mesoade(m): 4:47pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
Back in Emmanuel Royal College ,when a girl sat on my laps,na im 1 lousy guy shout 4 evwibody wey dey dia say my Thomas go don dey misbehave,na im i fire bak say wetin him dey tok wey no make brain like dis na,d yeye guy cum tok say mak i stand up if him dey lie . .mak i no lie,i no fit stand up and the girl was now like ,"argh mesoooaaaade" |
Re: Most Awkward Moment With The Opposite Sex by Freshtomato(f): 7:37pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
wharlzywee: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Most Awkward Moment With The Opposite Sex by computerboy: 7:40pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
Re: Most Awkward Moment With The Opposite Sex by Nobody: 7:50pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
I CAN'T REMEMBER ANY EMBARRASING MOMENT WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX. |
Re: Most Awkward Moment With The Opposite Sex by seunO4: 8:23pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
mesoade: What year did you finished from ERC ? I graduated frm there. |
Re: Most Awkward Moment With The Opposite Sex by mesoade(m): 8:27pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
seunO4:this year . . And you? |
Re: Most Awkward Moment With The Opposite Sex by seunO4: 9:37pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
mesoade: 2010 |
Re: Most Awkward Moment With The Opposite Sex by OohMpa: 9:54pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
mikeson12: Confusing, right as to how a story sounds so true but still so false? Even sometimes, ooh Mpa doesn't believe these things really happened to him ![]() |
Re: Most Awkward Moment With The Opposite Sex by prettyjo(f): 11:05pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
wharlzywee:hagahahahahahahaha# na dis one worse pass#very embarassing |
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