Nelsizzy:
You deserve a Nobel prize for this

LOL

Thanks.

Suley316:


Well mine wasn't that funny,,

I had two gfs earlier before I decided to woo her

I asked a friend for her 2gousername (js2 then 2go was the in thing).

I sent her request she accpeted, I went straight business, I asked her to be my girlfriend that same day (I seem to be confident over the phone).

I was enjoying my skills until,,
She said I had to ask her in person,

My heart cut, that night I was memorising lines like I was preparing for debate, I couldn't sleep that night.

I got fully prepared, ironed my uniform till the thing almost born, bought new socks, I changed my walking step, omo see bouncing

I was thinking with all the swagg I put on, I was expecting her to say yes, before I saw anything.

Lol, when I caught with her walking to her class, I come be like person wey them curse.

I no fit talk I just dey walk am,
I was smiling like a fool, I managed to say hi, she replied.

All the lines I memorised had vanished, I couldn't sing the ABC song properly sef.

I didn't know when I uttered "can we be friends......"

Babe that was suppose to be my girlfriend

Yep I friendzoned myself

Suley316:


Well mine wasn't that funny,,

I had two gfs earlier before I decided to woo her

I asked a friend for her 2gousername (js2 then 2go was the in thing).

I sent her request she accpeted, I went straight business, I asked her to be my girlfriend that same day (I seem to be confident over the phone).

I was enjoying my skills until,,
She said I had to ask her in person,

My heart cut, that night I was memorising lines like I was preparing for debate, I couldn't sleep that night.

I got fully prepared, ironed my uniform till the thing almost born, bought new socks, I changed my walking step, omo see bouncing

I was thinking with all the swagg I put on, I was expecting her to say yes, before I saw anything.

Lol, when I caught with her walking to her class, I come be like person wey them curse.

I no fit talk I just dey walk am,
I was smiling like a fool, I managed to say hi, she replied.

All the lines I memorised had vanished, I couldn't sing the ABC song properly sef.

I didn't know when I uttered "can we be friends......"

Babe that was suppose to be my girlfriend

Yep I friendzoned myself

kelvindim:
The first time I wooed a girl? Errrrrm.... I never really did that until recent times sha..that's because erm, I'm the one being wooed, with all sincerity though, no jokes. Many a time have I being chased up and down by all sorta girls. Nigga's may not believe me though cos all they'd do is hate. I ain't proud of it neither am I being boastful though, but that's just my nature. Currently sef there's a girl in my neighbourhood falling head over hills inlove with me, she wan kill me with call, chai! But ayaf pweetyz sha. To the extent two ladies nearly fought over moi. I so have many stories to tell but I might end up boring y'all niggas to sleep. So I'd chill. So y'all will know, don't hate on a nigga, it ain't non o' my fault.

efedua:
choi that seem late mine first move was at 12 and woo at 13, it was an hilarious experience. tho I was like a badoo during teenage age.

chue:
my broda we bless GOD...yu on whatsapp?

kelvindim:
The first time I wooed a girl? Errrrrm.... I never really did that until recent times sha..that's because erm, I'm the one being wooed, with all sincerity though, no jokes. Many a time have I being chased up and down by all sorta girls. Nigga's may not believe me though cos all they'd do is hate. I ain't proud of it neither am I being boastful though, but that's just my nature. Currently sef there's a girl in my neighbourhood falling head over hills inlove with me, she wan kill me with call, chai! But ayaf pweetyz sha. To the extent two ladies nearly fought over moi. I so have many stories to tell but I might end up boring y'all niggas to sleep. So I'd chill. So y'all will know, don't hate on a nigga, it ain't non o' my fault.

efedua:
your experience is a match to most guys here including me(tho seeming holy) so stop blathering about it. who no believe you, just mention E and I will send them to huge transformer. but for this your pweetyzzzzz, I can't fit talk.

Nimen:
Lol... Funny peeps.

First time ah wooed a girl :p
seriously wanna forget, ever sweated under a.c? Ever had your hand shaking... Only a kiss solved the matter. Ah was in JS2 she was in SS2

Neldrizzy:
yes!!!! Get ready 4me

mesoade:
tell us how it went na

Nelsizzy:
Na ur personal text make me like your pix oooh @kelvindim.
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.na j0ke i dey ooh. Cute pix

LOL

Thanks!

Nelsizzy:
*Grabs a seat in the front row.
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0qa Neldrizzy cum dr0p d0pe linez na, tym d0n reach

Bennyberry:
yap. 08187048916

mesoade:
. . When i saw you both at yabaleft,i thought you're normal,cos i saw you guys are squating and quiet . . Then i asked what you were doing . . You told me you were laying eggs

Suley316:


Lmao

I was there, but I watched the guy die

You funny sha, why did hold the blade and stab yourself with the handle, trying to kill yourself

Suley316:


Well mine wasn't that funny,,

I had two gfs earlier before I decided to woo her

I asked a friend for her 2gousername (js2 then 2go was the in thing).

I sent her request she accpeted, I went straight business, I asked her to be my girlfriend that same day (I seem to be confident over the phone).

I was enjoying my skills until,,
She said I had to ask her in person,

My heart cut, that night I was memorising lines like I was preparing for debate, I couldn't sleep that night.

I got fully prepared, ironed my uniform till the thing almost born, bought new socks, I changed my walking step, omo see bouncing

I was thinking with all the swagg I put on, I was expecting her to say yes, before I saw anything.

Lol, when I caught with her walking to her class, I come be like person wey them curse.

I no fit talk I just dey walk am,
I was smiling like a fool, I managed to say hi, she replied.

All the lines I memorised had vanished, I couldn't sing the ABC song properly sef.

I didn't know when I uttered "can we be friends......"

Babe that was suppose to be my girlfriend

Yep I friendzoned myself

Neldrizzy:
the contest is between Emma2cute and Greatgatsby, and both of them are not here

chue:
Where d pple wen wan battle??

Nelsizzy:
owkae. Bt u fit dr0p line na *winkz

Neldrizzy:
i need a challenge mehhnn, i need to earn so money!! That's wah we do in the hood where i am!! 9pm tomorrow night, are you IN or Out?

NelsonOjo:
hu wan fight?

chue:
lol na rap battle

chue:
lol na rap battle