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Biggest Lie You Have Heard. by Capableben(m): 10:53pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
My room mate was lying beside me in the hostel wen a call came in. he picked and told the person on the other end that he was in lectures now... mehn I went agog! |
Re: Biggest Lie You Have Heard. by Nobody: 11:00pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
Do you take sharwama... Duhh!!! I don't take alcoholic drink. -___- like seriously? 2 Likes |
Re: Biggest Lie You Have Heard. by Nobody: 11:08pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
That he doesn't eat garri and I was like...
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Re: Biggest Lie You Have Heard. by fibial: 11:10pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
That Obama came for Patience Jonathan step mother's burial ...then I asked d dude if d nos1 president n d world s nw jobless 1 Like |
Re: Biggest Lie You Have Heard. by Tapout(m): 11:16pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
a girl told me she was studying medicine and surgery in futo... wtf!! 1 Like |
Re: Biggest Lie You Have Heard. by HrtBrkSteve(m): 12:03am On Nov 11, 2014 |
My former gf.. Told me she got a 5pm lecture earlier in d day, around that 5pm I was strolling with my guys towards the s.u.b when I saw her & a dude chattering and laughing, both sitting on a pew close to d s.u.b. I hide myself somewhere, then called her, she was like, 'steve call me bk in an hour time, lecture is on'...first time in abt 3months she will call me by my name..I was like, wtf....text her, said, look up babe am I'm waving right to u nd her partner at the other end.....the moment she looked up, she opened her mouth, thus I wave...choi, that was d end, despite much pleadings. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Biggest Lie You Have Heard. by Capableben(m): 5:12am On Nov 11, 2014 |
HrtBrkSteve:hahaha e no easy |
Re: Biggest Lie You Have Heard. by Capableben(m): 5:14am On Nov 11, 2014 |
Tapout:lol maybe the girl has not entered a uni b4 |
Re: Biggest Lie You Have Heard. by Capableben(m): 5:24am On Nov 11, 2014 |
Odilafta:lol, who knows, maybe he was born and bred in ATLANTA |
Re: Biggest Lie You Have Heard. by 77al: 9:19pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
I love u |
Re: Biggest Lie You Have Heard. by Nobody: 12:24am On Nov 12, 2014 |
My Ex,after having s*x with her then said I am a virgin,and I was like me am the pope |
Re: Biggest Lie You Have Heard. by Wisegeek01(m): 7:34am On Nov 12, 2014 |
"I dey church" 1 Like
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Re: Biggest Lie You Have Heard. by Capableben(m): 11:55pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
77al:why do u think its a lie? |
Re: Biggest Lie You Have Heard. by Capableben(m): 11:56pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
Wisegeek01:this ones a norm nw |
Re: Biggest Lie You Have Heard. by dadalicious: 6:01am On Nov 13, 2014 |
I called my girlfriend to see me, and she said she is so tired and can't leave the house cause she has been busy all day one. on evening.i said ok and decided to pay her a surprise visit to soothe her tense nnerves. "honey" I'm at your gate oooh. "baby" I'm so ur.tired. okay just come out lemme see u. baby u won't understand... just to see your face dear. okay I'm coming... 5mins later.... please I'm sorry I actually went out. I'm not at home at the moment |
Re: Biggest Lie You Have Heard. by lozairio(m): 9:27pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
The biggest lie I heard was when I was in secondary school my friend told me he drove from lagos to warri using reverse mode 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Biggest Lie You Have Heard. by HrtBrkSteve(m): 10:36pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Capableben: Am telling u! Ladies, ehnn.. |
Re: Biggest Lie You Have Heard. by Capableben(m): 10:47am On Nov 15, 2014 |
lozairio:**faints** |
Re: Biggest Lie You Have Heard. by Capableben(m): 10:56am On Nov 15, 2014 |
dadalicious:hmmm End time tins |
Re: Biggest Lie You Have Heard. by Nobody: 12:02pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
lozairio: I know you believed "me" then ?? ?? No be me o!!! I no dey lie |
Re: Biggest Lie You Have Heard. by 77al: 10:49pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
Capableben:You'd never undst until you get into such situations. |
Re: Biggest Lie You Have Heard. by philtrum(m): 11:47pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
In 1999 one of my friends told the whole crew that he had a Butler super computer that gives him anything he wants and it is under his bed. He fell sick one day and so we went to check on him..... see me "mumu" I was expecting him to show us a super computer.....His Dad said He has never seen a computer before. |
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