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Re: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616: 6:47am On Nov 10, 2014 |
There is more but ...busy brb post your comments |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Anwasia(m): 7:00am On Nov 10, 2014 |
[color=#006600][/color] Jessyj616: Because a mature lady will not post this kind of rubbish And come to think of it are you indirectly telling people how to toast you? |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616: 7:32am On Nov 10, 2014 |
Anwasia:ouch! what the hell?! Just post what part of this post is rubbish--if you dont appreciate it someone else does indirectly saying how to toast me? Where is dat coming from? People are diff. Hence no foolproof 'formula' this works on many but obviously not all 1 Like |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616: 7:58am On Nov 10, 2014 |
Alright people, i was about to give an example of a phone conversation with lady you are meeting for the first time cause this what it is about - part talk part real life examples (from female friends sisters relations me etc but it seems its grating on some guys nerves so if you want of to stop or continue say so PS- to those who think this is a topic on how to toast me kai! you are standing on a long thing oh 1 Like |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Anwasia(m): 9:35am On Nov 10, 2014 |
[color=#006600][/color] Jessyj616: Ok no wahala. |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by princebergz(m): 12:43pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
@jessyj616 this is some hilarious shiii... Some points are true tho, bt I have found out that some Naija females are a tad insecure, you drop a compliment and they almost go psycho on you. As a rule I don't ff any chick on the street, lai lai, some girls are like Kanye, so so heartless *wink* some wld start making calls or increase their pace... •in ideal situations I compliment babes in my own tested-okay way, I talk abt her eyes, how her accessories match her carriage or anything I can think of (I might relate her gold chain to her smile), her smile etc •I don't use BEAUTIFUL (she has heard it over and over again) other adjectives wld suffice. • Eye contact is important, when talking to her look into her eyes, don't overdo it tho, she might be intimidated and become defensive. • another important thing is to give her some space, don't crowd her personal space (she needs to trust you, or feel at ease with you first before you can have that privilege) • Importantly be confident nt cocky, choose your words wisely (you never can tell ) a female homo sapien remembers shii, so watch it! • you must be well dressed, not flashy but clean and comfortable threads • you must smell good , body and mouth too Okay? Other things too sha, practice makes you better... CAVEAT: All these might not apply when you are faced with your crush (you will most definitely be reduced to a monosyllabic troglodyte ) 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616: 12:49pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
(Phone rings )- Hello girl-hi who is this? Guy- this is bab, the guy you met yesterday girl-oh really hw far? Guy-cool, (say your intention. if you have promised anything say when and how you plan to fulfil it. Make sure it involves both of you meeting one on one but if you didnt promise anything , carry on) guy-cool. You have a nice voice on the phone but i prefer hearing it in person girl-huh- thanks 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by hotwax: 4:23pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
All these toasting steps are for novies and secondary school guys. Me: Excuse me lady Me: How r u doing? Today is really a lucky for me. Girl: why? Me: Meeting a gorgeous lady at this hour of the day. Its a sign of gud things to come. Girl:..... Me: Where r u heading to? Girl: ...... Me: Can we go have a drink together Girl: No Me: What about some other time? Girl..... Me: Let me have your pin or phone number ' ' ' ' ' ' Me: Lets fck Go straight to the point. Niaja babes no dey get time these days. So just go straight to the point. Na only local girl will expect you to toast as if you are reciting poem. I go straight to the point, and it works for me 4 Likes |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616: 6:32pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
hotwax:LMAO.... oh so the 'Non Local' babes' have a switch that turns on sexual urge the moment you go straight to the point you have a twisted interpretation of 'ask and it shall be given' 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by olami100(m): 6:47pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
I lafta some guys, and some guys will learn dis toasting strategy to woo a gal! Honestly if ur wordings to a gal doesn't come naturally, forget it, she won't get connected even d guy will find it difficult to get connected... If u are moved towards a gal, be sincere wif ur feelings and if u aint moved, then let it go joor! U don't have ave to be a toasting guru before u woo a gal! JUST BE URSELF and be CONFIDENT in ur approach! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by jswaggzo(m): 6:52pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
nice one jessy and i like your tolerance the way u reply some extreme comments.thumb's up |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616: 6:05am On Nov 11, 2014 |
olami100: yeah i agree with the be yourself and confident. But most tend to become speechless in the presence of the girl or while talking, run out of things to say it doesnt hurt to have a backup plan. The conversation may not flow according to book but at least you ve started any twist that occurs you'd flow naturally 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by olami100(m): 4:10pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
Jessyj616: Though I didn't dispute the fact of having a back up plan,and wat of if it didn't go the way he plan it! Some guys have this mentality that, until they keep a lenghty conversation wif a gal, they do see themselves as a toasting guru! Honestly some gals dnt even need that cos even before the guy walk up to her, she already knows wat the guy is up to!!! For the speechless part, u are damn right @ jessy! Some guys no dey try at all! If a guy wants a gal, he shud be himself! He shud be bold enough to confront her even if it is telling her he admire her a lot and wants to be her frnd!!! Well I just believe not until u keep lenghty conversation, or have back up plan! I FEEL THIS THINGS HAPPEN NATURALLY!! 2 Likes |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616: 5:49am On Nov 13, 2014 |
jswaggzo:thanks jahre |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by jeflexy(m): 10:23am On Nov 13, 2014 |
Jessyj616, thank o jare, this ur format really helped me, there's this girl that when ever am with her, I easily run out of what to say and I end up makin her bored, not until I stumbled on this ur thread, and I met with her again just 2days ago, before I went to meet her, I kept sayin to myself, 'u musnt make her bored', and when I met with her, I followed ur guidelines, and "voooom!!" The conversation between me and her flowed, it was like a magic, she was giggling and smillin all tru, she even went ahead to ask me how she looked, I ansad the affirmative and added some more compliment,,, thanks a lot op,,, more updates plsss and more brain to ur head! 1 Like |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616: 10:43am On Nov 13, 2014 |
ERCROSS:AlaMaggi |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616: 12:16pm On Nov 13, 2014 |
jeflexy: congrats on bucking up the courage to approach her.... and succeeding! I am sure the event didnt happen word for word as i posted on the topic.. YOU flowed despite the twist and turns that surely occured hence kudos to you not me (tanks anyway) 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by jeflexy(m): 12:24pm On Nov 13, 2014 |
Jessyj616:Nah, I ddnt use ur wordings as dat would be a cram work, and I myt flop at the long run, just used ur format! More update pls |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616: 1:03pm On Nov 13, 2014 |
Pple sorry ve been busy. I should have posted this b4 the phone conversation but anyway notin spoil ¤ dont give yourself high bp cause you are about to call her and dont know what to say.... try to Relax! Dont spoil show.... If you are still anxious, call some you know you can talk to easily maybe sister, female friends or anyone you can sit back,relax, chat and laugh with. Then pick up the phone and make that call.... With a smile ( it reflects in the tone of your voice like you were having a good time) 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by mikolo80: 2:23pm On Nov 13, 2014 |
you're still in your early 20s ba. don't worry by 29 -37 na you go de share your no. to guys wen no wan aassociate with old cargo |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by sefius2002: 2:27pm On Nov 13, 2014 |
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Re: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616: 2:27pm On Nov 13, 2014 |
mikolo80: whats your point? |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by mikolo80: 8:08pm On Nov 13, 2014 |
Jessyj616:stop misleading girls by saying they should snub guys advances cos they don't fit your mills and boon step by step playbook.what if the bus does.mt break down whats the guy to say.if a guy comes to ask for your number and you're interested,stop forming and give him cos you sound retarded when you ask where the good men are in your thirties when you blew them off cos them no sabi toast like in the movies(there's a reason for that,its called a script and only use dump guys have it memorised |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616: 9:21am On Nov 14, 2014 |
mikolo80: they should snub guys advances? What in my post suggests that? What in my post suggests that? I didnt advice the girls to form btw . Just advised guys to try make her feel comfortable with you . If she aint comfortable with you, she wont know if shez interested . Not to talk of giving you number, mtchew, number ko Step by step.....hmmm tank goodness you realised that. Just wanted to give an example of a real live scenario btw you are not expected to learn these Steps by rote. Twists are sure to happen such as the bus not breaking down. That iz a simple issue so i didnt deal with dat. |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by mikolo80: 6:59pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Jessyj616:ok o you do you and other girls will do theirs and we see who gets hooked first.miss give a guy a chance or miss picky. |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by mikolo80: 7:01pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Jessyj616:bet you would'nt form all this one hif the guy "heyssed" you from inside a benz or a range |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616: 8:23am On Nov 28, 2014 |
mikolo80: money might make meeting a girl seem easier it might even boost your confidence it approaching the girl. But money/ Benz / Range with no personality is a nono. It attracts ' chop my money girls' if you use money to attract girls what happens when their is no more money? She dumps you them you lament you have your all. Common, change your thinking that money is all it is making genuine girls feel cheap and attracting hoes = making you bitter that all girls are the same seems you havent met girls who take no shiv frm nobody #respects# |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by mikolo80: 9:23am On Nov 28, 2014 |
Jessyj616:we talking about meeting/toasting abi so we on the same page, no? |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Bjfirst: 10:07am On Nov 28, 2014 |
booked |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by mikolo80: 10:58am On Nov 28, 2014 |
Jessyj616:all girls take shiiit from "somebody" money attracts girls guys who don't have it have to rely on the good ol''i think your face sounds familiar' ish just to brek the ice girls pride themslves on being unbreakable then stupidly complain that nobody is approaching them for arriage as if it falls from heaven it doesn't cost you anything to acknowledge a guy making an effort instead of feeling like a diva anyway you do you an' we will do we,us ,whatever |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616: 2:36pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
mikolo80: |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616: 2:40pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
mikolo80: you are missing the point sir......nothing in my post suggests that girls shouldnt appreciate guys rather it suggests ways of making that effort to get the girl. Look several things could bring girls apart from money= looks, humor , intelligence, creativity, even being sotta shy is attractive. It is how you cultivate it that determines who stays and who goes not the size of your pocket though thats a bonus. 1 Like 1 Share |
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