This has got me laughing any time I think of the incidence on that faithful day.
Now this is my close dude from way back secondary school days, we ball and roll together, no secrets between us, (even if I stroked his girlfriend) LoL. this happened last week sarturday, he just met this girl that swept him off his feet like if im not mistaking 3 weeks ago, but boy I no lie the girl fine like mamiwater.Anyways this dude hasn't straffed this babe since because she said she wants a defined relationship abeg which one be defined relationship again? however, the matter was causing some psychological explosion on this guys head that he literally doesn't say a sentence without mentioning her name. check this out as a typical sentence and the way my dude will say " Hey, I think Brenda will be hungry, are you hungry?" . Funny but that's serious though. abeg let me drop the too much talk and go straight to the point even if to type dey sweet me. We all hung out the past weekend together and after much begging and persuasion, the madam decided to follow us for the first time. I think she was about to discover a new part of her boyfriend when the guy started jonzing out of highness. Well we his partners in crime knows how it goes when ever we drink together but I thought he would comport himself considering his esteemed guest but for where that one na story for the gods. in the mist of the whole euphoria, this dude stepped out normal, maybe dude went to take a leak but to the greatest surprise for us all he ordered the musicto be stopped and took a mic and started singing 2faces's African Queen, "oh my God someone should have stopped him" he sang down to our table knelt down and proposed to this girl What!!! we were still curious, every eyes turned to our table, he starts searching his pocket like he has a ring... for where no ring and to blast my head he spoke through the mic "chai baby, is like I forgot the ring" everyone laughing the girl was so embarrassed and walked out on him. we all had to run after her to beg her to forgive and explain to her that he was drunk. Guy no be small slap I dodged from her, I started thinking she was high too I mean, why try to slap me, na me propose? Well as things may have it I think he has lost her out of highness for good.

Have a nice week.
This is a moral lesson oo, know your limits.

Am I suppose to laugh?

samflexxy:
Am I suppose to laugh?

If u want to laugh, go watch teletobies.

That's your level of amusement.

I laughed hard at the point he said 'babe, it's like I forgot the ring' lmfao

Dronedude:


If u want to laugh, go watch teletobies.

That's your level of amusement.

Am I still suppose to laugh

Buhahahahahehe.....

Dronedude:
This has got me laughing any time I think of the incidence on that faithful day.
Now this is my close dude from way back secondary school days, we ball and roll together, no secrets between us, (even if I stroked his girlfriend) LoL. this happened last week sarturday, he just met this girl that swept him off his feet like if im not mistaking 3 weeks ago, but boy I no lie the girl fine like mamiwater.Anyways this dude hasn't straffed this babe since because she said she wants a defined relationship abeg which one be defined relationship again? however, the matter was causing some psychological explosion on this guys head that he literally doesn't say a sentence without mentioning her name. check this out as a typical sentence and the way my dude will say " Hey, I think Brenda will be hungry, are you hungry?" . Funny but that's serious though. abeg let me drop the too much talk and go straight to the point even if to type dey sweet me. We all hung out the past weekend together and after much begging and persuasion, the madam decided to follow us for the first time. I think she was about to discover a new part of her boyfriend when the guy started jonzing out of highness. Well we his partners in crime knows how it goes when ever we drink together but I thought he would comport himself considering his esteemed guest but for where that one na story for the gods. in the mist of the whole euphoria, this dude stepped out normal, maybe dude went to take a leak but to the greatest surprise for us all he ordered the musicto be stopped and took a mic and started singing 2faces's African Queen, "oh my God someone should have stopped him" he sang down to our table knelt down and proposed to this girl What!!! we were still curious, every eyes turned to our table, he starts searching his pocket like he has a ring... for where no ring and to blast my head he spoke through the mic[b] "chai baby, is like I forgot the ring"[/b] everyone laughing the girl was so embarrassed and walked out on him. we all had to run after her to beg her to forgive and explain to her that he was drunk. Guy no be small slap I dodged from her, I started thinking she was high too I mean, why try to slap me, na me propose? Well as things may have it I think he has lost her out of highness for good.
Have a nice week.
This is a moral lesson oo, know your limits.

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I hope he's learnt his lesson

I hope this write up finds you well. I’ve been reflecting on the past, and I know that I owe you a heartfelt apology. I want to express my sincere regret for my past behavior and negligence towards you especially the way I ended our relationship and for the pain my actions must have caused you.

Leaving you was a deeply hurtful decision, and I understand how it might have felt like a betrayal. My actions were inconsiderate and lacked the love, respect and regard I had for you. I can only imagine the sadness you experienced, and for that, I am deeply and truly sorry.

You were an important part of my life, and the way I handled our separation was far from fair. I regret not being honest and straightforward about my feelings and intentions. My behavior was driven by my own shortcomings and insecurities, and I wish I had been more thoughtful and mature in dealing with our relationship.

it's not been easy in the past four years for me wondering and reviewing when and how I was going to do this. There was a huge vacuum of your absence in my heart bringing me always to regrets even up to this day but most especially that I never reached out to you in all this while to do what I have summoned the courage to do now. Although I lost every contact and connection with you I only got it back on subscribing on true caller.

While I am now where I am, I want you to know that I genuinely wish you all the best. You deserve happiness and fulfillment, and I pray and hope you have found both in your life since then.

Please understand that this message comes from a place of genuine remorse and respect for the past we shared. I hope that, in time, you can find it in your heart to forgive me.

Thank you for taking the time to read this. God bless you and your family.

Dronedude:
I hope this write up finds you well. I’ve been reflecting on the past, and I know that I owe you a heartfelt apology. I want to express my sincere regret for my past behavior and negligence towards you especially the way I ended our relationship and for the pain my actions must have caused you.

Leaving you was a deeply hurtful decision, and I understand how it might have felt like a betrayal. My actions were inconsiderate and lacked the love, respect and regard I had for you. I can only imagine the sadness you experienced, and for that, I am deeply and truly sorry.

You were an important part of my life, and the way I handled our separation was far from fair. I regret not being honest and straightforward about my feelings and intentions. My behavior was driven by my own shortcomings and insecurities, and I wish I had been more thoughtful and mature in dealing with our relationship.

it's not been easy in the past four years for me wondering and reviewing when and how I was going to do this. There was a huge vacuum of your absence in my heart bringing me always to regrets even up to this day but most especially that I never reached out to you in all this while to do what I have summoned the courage to do now. Although I lost every contact and connection with you I only got it back on subscribing on true caller.

While I am now where I am, I want you to know that I genuinely wish you all the best. You deserve happiness and fulfillment, and I pray and hope you have found both in your life since then.

Please understand that this message comes from a place of genuine remorse and respect for the past we shared. I hope that, in time, you can find it in your heart to forgive me.

Thank you for taking the time to read this. God bless you and your family.

Amen