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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 9:38am On Nov 11, 2014
tolutweety:

me likey this ur new font.....

we good . u ?

I am ok. So, what's new bro?

Thanks for liking the font too, I am trying to impress MarvellousGod that I can be a good Treasurer/Financial Secretary cheesy
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by tolutweety(m): 10:03am On Nov 11, 2014
Three7Ty9:


I am ok. So, what's new bro?

Nothing oo, I'm on a low key @d moment ....trying to gather money for xmas. * My swtheart don talk say i must to take her to Obudu cattle ranch and other exotic places in calabar this holiday* sad cry cry

pensive mood activated ! angry sad embarassed cry
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by LagosBoi2(m): 10:06am On Nov 11, 2014
Ferdybaba:


Hi....Please do u reside on the Island?






I reside on the mainland but have no problem working on the island depending on the pay, I have a place to stay during week days and i can be back home by weekend or Sunday.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 10:07am On Nov 11, 2014
tolutweety:


Nothing oo, I'm on a low key @d moment ....trying to gather money for xmas. * My swtheart don talk say i must to take her to Obudu cattle ranch and other exotic places in calabar this holiday* sad cry cry

pensive mood activated ! angry sad embarassed cry

Lol, which of em, Marv?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Lero15(m): 10:09am On Nov 11, 2014
tolutweety:

Hmmmn....ladies can so like good things ehn lipsrsealed cool
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How is your new place of work? smiley
My regards to your boss ....tell am say make she no forget our meeting @ 8pm this night at that club
. undecided lipsrsealed cheesy
grin grin We all love good things. We guys need to show to the ladies we know how to do good things.


My place of work is awesome.., thanks.

My oga patapata is actually female o cheesy

I will deliver ur msg grin grin
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by tolutweety(m): 10:12am On Nov 11, 2014
Three7Ty9:


Lol, which of em, Marv?

which of em
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How many do you know tongue cheesy
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Lero15(m): 10:14am On Nov 11, 2014
Maya2pretty:
Good morring my dear, I'm proud of u
u are welcome, my hustler love kiss kiss

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 10:15am On Nov 11, 2014
tolutweety:


which of em
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How many do you know tongue cheesy


All the one's you know that I don't tongue grin
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by tolutweety(m): 10:20am On Nov 11, 2014
Three7Ty9:


All the one's you know that I don't tongue grin

grin grin grin grin
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by tolutweety(m): 10:21am On Nov 11, 2014
@veevean1 : i see you...talk to me ma'am.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Maya2pretty(f): 10:29am On Nov 11, 2014
Lero15:
u are welcome, my hustler love kiss kiss
yeye u, I'l withdraw the compliments now
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 10:37am On Nov 11, 2014
Maya2pretty:
yeye u, I'l withdraw the compliments now

You can't. They've been archived.

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 10:46am On Nov 11, 2014
A jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft.

The HR manager interviewed him, then gave him a test: clean the floor. The man passed the test with flying colors.

"You are hired," HR manager informed the applicant, "give me your e-mail address, and I'll send you the application for employment, as well as the date you should report for work.

The man replied " I don't have a computer, or an email!"

"I'm sorry," said the HR manager. "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And we cannot hire persons who do not exist."

The man was very disappointed.

He didn't know what to do. He only had $10 with him. Once that is spent, he won't have any money to buy any food.

He went to the supermarket and bought a crate of tomatoes with his $10.

He went from door to door and sold the tomatoes in less than two hours. He doubled his money.

He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60. He realized that he can survive
this way. He started to go everyday earlier, and return late.

He doubled or tripled his money every day. Soon, he bought a cart, then a truck. In a very short time, he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

Five years later, the man became one of the biggest food retailers in the U. S. He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.

At the end of the conversation, the broker asked him for his email address.

The man replied: ' I don't have an email.'

The broker was dumbfounded. "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded in building an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?," he exclaimed.

The man thought for a while, and replied, "an office boy at Microsoft!"

If you just lost your Job or Just failed an Interview Don't worry be Optimistic..... Good days are on the way and something better is reserved for you.

Source - https://www./article/20141104131843-116137576-a-jobless-man-applied-for-the-position-of-office-boy-at-microsoft?trk=object-title

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Maya2pretty(f): 10:53am On Nov 11, 2014
tobiflink:


You can't. They've been archived.
hahahhahaha, c supporters club sha..... guys can back oda guys up in woman issues eh grin na wa oh

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by veevean1(f): 10:56am On Nov 11, 2014
tolutweety:
@veevean1 : i see you...talk to me ma'am.
hehee no mind me am actuali wrk-chatting ok deal so from wat time to wat time
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by destante(f): 10:56am On Nov 11, 2014
that story is so nicee.
Good morning friends

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by tolutweety(m): 10:59am On Nov 11, 2014
tobiflink:

If you just lost your Job or Just failed an Interview Don't worry be Optimistic..... Good days are on the way and something better is reserved for you.

Source - https://www./article/20141104131843-116137576-a-jobless-man-applied-for-the-position-of-office-boy-at-microsoft?trk=object-title
Thank you for this.

someone somewhere needs this to get back on her feet .

cc : Ihuoma
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by tolutweety(m): 11:02am On Nov 11, 2014
veevean1:

hehee no mind me am actuali wrk-chatting ok deal so from wat time to wat time
same here too...im a perfectionist @ multi-tasking smiley

Time : 8pm-9pm this evening .

Gimme your latest and your best picture , no excuses whatsoever ma'am.

DEAL !

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 11:07am On Nov 11, 2014
tolutweety:


Nothing oo, I'm on a low key @d moment ....trying to gather money for xmas. * My swtheart don talk say i must to take her to Obudu cattle ranch and other exotic places in calabar this holiday* sad cry cry

pensive mood activated ! angry sad embarassed cry

Tolutweety....hope to catch up with you at the Calabar Carnival cool
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 11:10am On Nov 11, 2014
Maya2pretty:
hahahhahaha, c supporters club sha..... guys can back oda guys up in woman issues eh grin na wa oh

Lol

As it should be na
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by tolutweety(m): 11:10am On Nov 11, 2014
Ferdybaba:


Tolutweety....hope to catch up with you at the Calabar Carnival cool

I ll sure be in calabar for the hols.

I served in calabar , and since then it has always be my vacation destination. miss places like marina resort, Orange resort, tinapa (nothing so much in tinapa anymore),Axari hotel et al.

Whr do you stay in cal?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by SegunMike(m): 11:11am On Nov 11, 2014
Passing by

Just saying hello to all smiley
Have a fruitful work day

@davide470, u should write a Novel on the Script. Nice one there.

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 11:13am On Nov 11, 2014
tolutweety:


I ll sure be in calabar for the hols.

I served in calabar , and since then it has always be my vacation destination. miss places like marina resort, Orange resort, tinapa (nothing so much in tinapa anymore).

Whr do you stay in cal?

I stay in Lagos bro.....Canaan city is my Xmas destination and my home too
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by tolutweety(m): 11:21am On Nov 11, 2014
Ferdybaba:


I stay in Lagos bro.....Canaan city is my Xmas destination and my home too

we shld hangout @ xmas then... cool cool

Before then, we ll talk on how we ll make it fun.



@segunmike @cdamsel : good morning !

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 11:24am On Nov 11, 2014
tolutweety:


we shld hangout @ xmas then... cool cool

Before then, we ll talk on how we ll make it fun.



@segunmike @cdamsel : good morning !



ok then..Davide470 u care to join us?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by coolnature: 11:25am On Nov 11, 2014
Verite Microfinance bank, Lagos Island, Lagos State Nigeria needs business development executives

If you need a job or you know anyone between the ages of 19 and 30 years old who needs a job.

Pls send CV to career@veritemfb.com or call 08099995777

Please note: applicants are selected on merit only, don't apply through any of our staff.

Thank you.

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 11:30am On Nov 11, 2014
coolnature:
Verite Microfinance bank, Lagos Island, Lagos State Nigeria needs business development executives

If you need a job or you know anyone between the ages of 19 and 30 years old who needs a job.

Pls send CV to career@veritemfb.com or call 08099995777

Please note: applicants are selected on merit only, don't apply through any of our staff.

Thank you.

Nice one Coolnature.....
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 11:40am On Nov 11, 2014
We need a representative from the Jobs/vacancies section on the Mr. Nairaland competition. So, I am nominating/recommending Ferdybaba and Davide470 since both of them have their profile pictures on. And maybe Tolutweety as he plans to put his up tonight. What do you say ladies? Honipet, MarvellousGod, Veevean1, Destante, cc150615, Maya2pretty..... grin grin grin
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by tolutweety(m): 11:43am On Nov 11, 2014
Guy-gurl bonding
job getting
friends clicking
thread growing
guests joining
moderator trying
evryone 'happying'
Opportunities arriving


Got to go !




cc timpaker (you have successfully taught me how to pen down my first poem,dunno what category that falls in tho' . Thank you)

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Maya2pretty(f): 11:44am On Nov 11, 2014
Three7Ty9:
We need a representative from the Jobs/vacancies section on the Mr. Nairaland competition. So, I am nominating/recommending Ferdybaba and Davide470 since both of them have their profile pictures on. And maybe Tolutweety as he plans to put his up tonight. What do you say ladies? Honipet, MarvellousGod, Veevean1, Destante, cc150615, Maya2pretty..... grin grin grin
ferdybaba ur dp is cool....r u tall?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by timpaker(m): 11:47am On Nov 11, 2014
tolutweety:
Guy-gurl bonding
job getting
friends clicking
thread growing
guests joining
moderator trying
evryone 'happying'
Opportunities arriving


Got to go !




cc timpaker (you have successfully taught me how to pen down my first poem,dunno what category that falls in tho' . Thank you)

Heheheheheheh...
Good one brouh... You're gradually getting there.
More ink to your pen!
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by tolutweety(m): 11:47am On Nov 11, 2014
Three7Ty9:
.... grin grin grin

Ferdybaba...whats ur say ? i wanna nominate you .

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