boombay:

miztola

please can you vote and campaign for me?

missberrypop5:
walcome.

mesoade:
i'll vote . . But not campaign

Sunebanty:
pretty,let's do this,kindly vote for me,the nairaland under g,no campaign manager,no campaign team but still hoping for the best from people like you#leggo

shokky24:

UWC

missberrypop5:
see that.

tintingz:
and don't forget to vote for TINTINGZ. thanks.

Neldrizzy:
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Neldrizzy:
nnna baybay.. Hope you will vote 4 Dem?

missberrypop5:
awww, read my signature.

chibwike:
My main man....thanks alot jare..God bless u

miztola:

Ok

Neldrizzy:
GUY any modaf-ucker wey say you nor go win,tell me. i go pack men come we go scata the election.... i don call Shekau mak him prepare dos BOMBs.. We go rig dis election.. You must win!!!

Neldrizzy:
GUY any modaf-ucker wey say you nor go win,tell me. i go pack men come we go scata the election.... i don call Shekau mak him prepare dos BOMBs.. We go rig dis election.. You must win!!!

Neldrizzy:
Oya mak una shift, chief don show..... Who need My Vote?? Na for sale oo.. Jus 3M

sobsisrael1996:
vote 4 me!

chibwike:
Lol...abi....you no dey ever fall my hand......i believe you bro.

missterious:


What of Kizmarty?

Is He contesting too?

Jehovah idi egwu!

#Team Kizmarty

#Team Naijaboiy

#Team Kiddablinggzz

#Team jossi994

miztola:
#Team ebony black
Naijaboiy
Amefrica
Boombay
Chibwike
Sunebanty
Sobsisrael1996 (this ur name sha)
Emperorking20

missberrypop5:
huhuhuhuhu

cupidhero:

i tell you what..always go for the chrisbreezy type,pink and soft with the right amount of fluid and moisture. i see you voting for chibwike also,i wanna see that bruh win. but is going to be hard when "you know who" has got the crowd. TEAM Chibwike/TEAM tosyn2much rules!!

mesoade:
A reason will do

Nihilist:
sunebanty zikdochi PRINCECALM WULZYP FESTWIZ EBEREX CHRISVIRAL KILOKEYS ERCROSS HOII BERBS112 RAZIBOI GIFTFORLIFE9 CHUKS16 DANISHDAVY TOBILASTIK MARCELINHO GODFWEE RILWAYNE001 SINTO5 JARIZOD Sobsisrael1996

Gentlemen,

You will by now be aware that there are 51 contestants for the crown of Mr Nairaland. This means that ceteris paribus, or all things being equal, you have a 1 in 51 chance, or 2% chance of winning the competion.

Those are already very long odds, and with all due respect, all things are NOT and WILL NOT be equal.The truth is, some of you will may not even get a single vote, based on looks alone....
Also, the likes of naijab*iy and chibikw* are already extremely popular on this forum, and already have a huge number of voters waiting to waste their votes on them.

We know their types, the rich kids who never had work a day in their lives, the popular kids at school, the ones who got the girls.
We may not be popular, and we may not meet their artificial standards of beauty, but as they say, every day for the thief, one day for the owner.

Well Gentlemen, this is a chance for us owners to strike back.Our chances are slim and our odds long, but I can change all that. I offer you 21 guaranteed votes each at the start of qualification. 21 guaranteed votes.. As long as you do exactly what I say.

What do you say?

Neldrizzy:
yu are laffing abi?? Anyway, don't forget our appointment tomorrow!!

miztola:
#Team ebony black
Naijaboiy
Amefrica
Boombay
Chibwike
Sunebanty
Sobsisrael1996 (this ur name sha)
Emperorking20