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Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by teddy7(m): 1:59pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Hey, can I follow u home? [ why?] Cause my parents told me to follow my dreams there's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have ur number in it Ur hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you I lost my pants, do u mind if I wrap your legs around me instead? Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track. "Gurl, do u have a shovel in your back pocket?" (No Why?) "Cuz I'm diggin' that azz!" I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine. I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart. Fascinating. I've been looking at ur eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me? My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. Lol Feel free to add yours, don't spoil the fuN! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by vizkiz: 2:06pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
these aren't pick up lines, they are "throw away" lines ![]() |
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by Nobody: 2:07pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Funny. |
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by naijaboiy: 2:18pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Girl please vote for naijaboiy,,and your dreams will always come through ![]() https://www.nairaland.com/1995552/mr-nairaland-december-2014-edition#up 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by teddy7(m): 2:19pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by naijaboiy: 2:19pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by Houseofglam7(f): 2:21pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
love like diarrhoea indeed. ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by teddy7(m): 2:24pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Houseofglam7: ![]() |
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by Nobody: 2:28pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
naijaboiy:SURE...I VOTED 4U. |
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by naijaboiy: 2:32pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
mizzkeji44:Thanks alot...i'm grateful ![]() Would be expecting your support in subsequent rounds ![]() |
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by Epistemology(f): 2:32pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
SMH |
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by Nobody: 2:40pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Babe am so hard can you unhard me ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by Nobody: 2:40pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
naijaboiy:Keep calm,you have my humble vote anyday,anytym. 1 Like |
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by naijaboiy: 2:47pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
mizzkeji44:that's why I luff you ![]() |
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by Nobody: 2:49pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
mizzkeji44:perfect choice dear.... ![]()
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Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by aristocrazzy: 2:56pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
GUY:"Gurl, do u have a shovel in your back pocket?" (No Why?) "Cuz I'm diggin' that azz!" 'POW' 'POW'(sound of slap) GUY: Sorry I just dey play (runs without looking back) 1 Like |
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by Nobody: 3:13pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
[size=15pt]You know what's on the MENU? It's Me-N-U[/size] ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by lukuluku101(m): 3:17pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Jesus loves you. My name is Jesus, what's yours? |
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by teddy7(m): 3:30pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by ggrin(f): 3:32pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
vizkiz: |
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by vizkiz: 3:40pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
[quote author=ggrin post=28011546][/quote] hey babe ![]() |
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by ggrin(f): 3:46pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by vizkiz: 3:51pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by ggrin(f): 3:57pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
vizkiz:yeah he did,but after another round(s) of straffing ![]() ![]() |
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by vizkiz: 4:01pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by ggrin(f): 4:10pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
1 Like |
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by Fabdedon(m): 4:55pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
S.A.S |
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by pweetixandy: 5:03pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Hey..can I have ur phone? "Why?" Cos my mum asked me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by vizkiz: 6:07pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
ggrin: whew! thank God ![]() ![]() |
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by teddy7(m): 7:36pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
pweetixandy:lol what re u on about ![]() |
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by ggrin(f): 7:38pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
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