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How To Impress A Girl by Lastdon02(m): 8:50pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back) u're under arrest!" ... (For what?) "For stealing my heart." ... .... 2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one? ... .... 3. Are your legs tired? (girl: Why?) Because you have been running through my mind all day!… ... ... 4."I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?" ... ... 5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.... ... 6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.) She would say,"What are you doing" respond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven.".. ^_^……… 7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.) "I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are." ... 8. Is it hot in here or is it just you? ... 9. Walk up to a gal and say:"Are you from Greece?" "No"She answers. "Oh, I thought all the Women goddess were from Greece"... . .. 10. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again? 1 Like |
Re: How To Impress A Girl by iceberylin(m): 8:53pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
Trash [size=20pt]just buy a Lambogini [/size] |
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Rapsainot(m): 8:56pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
GIBBERISH..... JUST HAVE MONEY, AS IN ENOUGH MONEY |
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Nobody: 9:02pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
These funny lines would work for the few smart, successful n responsible guys who just want to start up a conversation with a lady in a humorous manner. Brothers, develop yourself first, everyone would reckon with a successful man |
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Princecalm(m): 9:04pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
Rapsainot:then it simply means if you don't have money you can't woo a girl from what you are saying. |
Re: How To Impress A Girl by MrCork: 9:07pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
Lastdon02: ....bro are u from Ghana? (no offense) 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Lastdon02(m): 9:12pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
nop i be correct naija nigga bro #y asking? |
Re: How To Impress A Girl by frodobee: 9:14pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
Do you want to know how to make a girl impress you? Like giving you head happily and willingly. Well, make tons of money. Come back and thank me. |
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Rapsainot(m): 9:17pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
Princecalm:the girl you wooed without money,a nigga that has this doe will snatch her from you #fact |
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Gabreal1(m): 9:26pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
Lastdon02:Fixed |
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Nobody: 9:31pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
Lol, charlie thz lines are damn cool ! |
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Rexnegro(m): 9:31pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
iceberylin:Lool mehnnn u go wicked o , u no even try to encourage the op for at least taking his time to Share wit us. |
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Nobody: 9:33pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Tymax(m): 9:39pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
Impress? For what? This is why all these small gals will continue to break your heart and insult you while they're at it. |
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Nobody: 9:42pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
Tymax:Insult cos u wanna impress a lady you like? Don't discourage him |
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Tymax(m): 9:46pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
3cycle:As if you haven't been rude to a guy who once "toasted" you. No guy should bother to impress any chic with words. The excitement derived is transient. |
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Nobody: 9:51pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
Tymax:Nope. never was, never will. Tall girls are not known to be rude. |
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Princecalm(m): 9:52pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
Rapsainot:not always true. |
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Rapsainot(m): 9:57pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
Princecalm:really? |
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Princecalm(m): 10:11pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
Rapsainot:yea |
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Spydamannn(m): 11:15pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
Cow shyte |
Re: How To Impress A Girl by iamord(m): 4:01am On Nov 16, 2014 |
MrCork: Abeg ghanaians don't give all this kind of village head master parols |
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Anand123sri: 4:14am On Nov 16, 2014 |
I think best way to impress girl is to be natural with her, dont show off anything, just take care of her self, send her Good Morning Sms, good Night msg , write 2 line shayari for her , love her, earn money , thats all http://hindimeinpadho..in/2014/11/best-hindi-shayari.html |
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