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Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Limerick: 9:05pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
BEST OF NL FEMCEES its zluk spitting in session, this aint war not a jostle// my lines smoke 10niggas per hustle and my leg aint yet on the throttle// but luna can't spit with fire even if he was caught in the "act" spitting with the twelve apostles// Zluk .......this biitch blaze with nothing/ while am aim with more hits/ the foolish clown only gat jokes. . .her names means mockery/ but the shewolf cracks bones. . a punch deliver more'breaks'than'lazy employees!!' teddybiyasi Feather weight niqqa! ...pity? for this bratty twit?/ abeg too wearisome to pity the level of 'Ted's stupidity.'/ we should have the 'right immunity,'/ cos her 'ex-sense' is an insult in 'this vicinity.'/ if folly is a birthmark, it'd 'her identity.'// yeyenatu Yu bout to be Captured and thrown into/ a den of Lions and zombies too/ Check my recent bouts.....I bet yu bound 2 find out dat Havoc's da whole issue/ Watchu still doin in here; i think tz high tym yu stand up and go quick, dude/ Cz ur chances of winning ar 'too tiny'..... Somefin like 'atoms and molecules!'/ ThaBraidez i share same traits wit the serpents/ I make straight bars simplify death/ an outstanding genius wit the barz set/ But you neva called the Genius.... Why do i hav dis feeling ur conscience kips remindin you of d fact dat yu 'stole it in the market'?/ (Never called the Jean yours) ThaBraidez Last tym i beat u flawlessly,it was actin Hanah,n brewing samuels life/buh dis time its 1st Samuel 25vs1. . .N samuel died. . ./ Gladyss Ok.......It's time we kick the flow/ the shewolf ready to steal this show/ am hot, u can't compare the heat with stove/ it's not ,"funny" if I say I'll eat the ho/ cos I've brought "yeye a casket"...... am right here to "kill the joke!!!"/ teddybiyasi as am on a killing spree, she'l be axed and TORTURED/ Ha life at stake...its a 'bet' of VULTURES/ so itz best she thredds wit CAUTION... Else i'd be quick 2 put a C4 'In Verse!'...... and properly have ha blown out of 'PROPORTION!!!'/ (inverse) ThaBraidez He shivers wen i cum n runs like HE'S DOWN WITH RUNNIN FEVER/u aint sick n DIS CLOWN AINT UPPING EITHER/xcept u talkn aw ds closer stripd im naked,'tok im awt' n left im 'hangn awt' of DIS TOWN N FUCKING JUPITER/nw we watchn ds dick dangle,singin d 'remix'. . Rex is 'no where but up' by CHRIS BROWN N JUSTIN BIEBER - Gladyss . . . . .Warriblood is a disgrace/ I wish I cud spit in his face/ a bad 'image' to hip hop. . .he doesn't fit in the 'frame'! / Teddybiyasi on ds bout, i'd cane ur butt/ then leave the dude with more 'core loss' than d coat of Jacob's son/ Plus hez frail n dumb/ Sure you cnt do a Pers with my Pics....now what u gon do? Speak of my bout with snow killz? How I failed or lost?... Bleep that, since ninjas see the 'Ingredients' my bars carry lately..... that story wuld clearly be taken 'with a grain of salt!'/ ThaBraidez Hold on bitch, aint don wit yu yet.... Aint thinkin straight, I'm gettin Uju SLAINED IN THE TOUR/ immediately i put BLADES IN THE FRONT/ what is she? A warrior? Nah...shez only a slut; the type that gets PAID TO BE F_CKED/ Plus ha life so complicated... And the dicks entering ha pussie on daily basis, are only tinz about ha that goes STRAIGHT TO THE POINT/ ThaBraidez wit a couple knives, i'd hav ya dead/ am cuming wit diffrent types of fighter jets/ so its best u stop the disses dude....and probably hide yur ass instead/ buh if u choose to act stubborn... Then you'd leave me no oda choice, than to make u 'die for dissing'.... like Jesus Christ of nazareth/ (Die for the sin) ThaBraidez Winning this brawl? He's not sure of it/ draw? Use okro, dummy!/ ur no sport for me/ watch me use spikes n blades and torture him/ till I have blood on my hands like an abortionist!!/ Teddybiyasi Now I jz killed ds hoe mosta yall had some CRUSH ON/ and to those kats absent; I'd tell yal hw it happened... twas somefin like a mission 2 DAGGER THIS BITCH QUICK/ throdded dwn a RATHER FILTHY STREET/ with toolz in hand, got to the door.....and had my HAMMERZ HITTIN IT/ broke in, saw the woman PAMPERING THIS CHIC... And D oldman FATHERING DIS BITCH/ i'm like 'whr da hell is kris'...they like 'shez escaped to space'... Killed em both....nw thats 'BASTARDLY' SPEAKING/ then ah flew to space, Uju hid on the moon....she saw my DAGGERS STILL SPINNING!/ and she wz quick to take refuge on the stars, buh that ws the greatest mistake she made.... Cz my daggers 'reached for the stars!' fasta than 'GALAXY TV!!!'/ ThaBraidez 5 Likes |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by gottoboy(m): 9:06pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
In every verse 'he-brews'....David wack die!/ I'll have him bed ridden and make him lack sights/ so I tell 'WILL'..I am' here to shoot ‘peas’ directly at his face . . 'till I left him ‘black eyed’/ Emaprince The useless ret@rd/..Is constantly bruised with teeth marks/..you'll think he fights canines/ Cos dudes like crizzy and illscript...have all been witnessed in this site...'biting Rhyme'/ Emaprince Ha! This rivers man, could claim he Swimming in banks/ Lie he banging white hoes with creamy big laps. Then i checked, he lives in PH still bleaching his @ss/ London ko compton ni, we aint Tripping In fact/ Stop bringing this lies, cos attending Olumba's vigil is the closest he came . . to Ssleeping with whites!/ Animetum 2 Likes |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by AbuMikey(m): 9:10pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
Lagunna: Iamaromolaeran, what do You call this? Abeg, Give Kudos to whom Kudos is Due jare 1 Like |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Nobody: 9:35pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
AbuMikey: yeah this one's funny |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Nobody: 9:49pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
He is like the president of Association of Åssanal Haters!!// him and your Obayaya are losers//atypical Assanal fans they are....Serial wánkers// not representative of a type, group, or class// among the football elites// I'll sòdomise and end y'all careers// once and for all and gun y'all Gunners down with my arsenal//... I guess they Ate too much goals at Old Trafford that's why their belly are shapeless// I guess it's time to remind him why they Call us the Red Devils//... ochon 2 Likes |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Nobody: 9:49pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
Last tym i beat u flawlessly,it was actin Hanah,n brewing samuels life/buh dis time its 1st Samuel 25vs1. . .N samuel died. . ./ ---Gladys this is good....it could even have been better if worded better |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Nobody: 10:04pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
Fuckyouhard -- ........i got a bloody agenda/ the win is a no brainer .........cut it out..........am choppin ya mental/ u couldn't get the last laugh if u were a re.tard watchin comedy central!// ........stop bein a jester and decline/ ur 26, leave the rap section and resign/ but ur here for bis' mentions and his hypes/ fool, ibime only loves u coz u suck better than his wife!// Kr0ne ---vs Geoxpress .It's time u face the panel/ shamefully, u won't last on this/ call it a bad tourney. . . anyone could have laid the lad off quick/ coz Express is sexually indiscriminative . . . anything can cross him! |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by ochon: 10:27pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
Lagunna: I over-stretched that my wack bars. |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by kr0ne(m): 10:55pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
ochon:Dude, leave all those toto sections and come here. I believe u can even do better than Ksslib coz I like ur use of words. In ur first brawl u did an amazing wordplay, and I believe u can do more. Na laziness abi na lack of interest self? |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Ksslib(m): 10:57pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
kr0ne:.. 2 Likes
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Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by gottoboy(m): 11:11pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
throw ‘pounds’ around, heavy weight glad/Kr0ne, feather-weight, he remains sad/son not proud of him, even the unborn crying, gee’s a failed ‘dad’!!!/ Airmack •Get this pirate off my space/His talent is a waste/This sea bandit is manic & depraved/I don't joke with bars...every punch i have landed is insane/So if he schemes to take my throne...he'd get killed like Koba ...in Planet of the Apes/ Coogar Like Italians stole each libyan ship/ my verse on ffr , kr0ne read, pick and keep/shiits I throw he licks and sleep/i fix poisonous nails, sucker gets choked with finger tips!!!/ What he brought, ‘bore hole’, f00l claimed excellently he did well/ my flows flush fagg into his drilled shell/Satan will think Kwashiorkor killed K…..when gee reaches hell!!!/ Airmack •Sid's gone soft...With ease, I'll win this/ I'm swift, he's slow...He can't last the distance/lyrically, it's the fitness or the illness/ Even in business...../I epitomise Pounds and Dollars but everyone pukes at the kinda value the Sid is •Kim set you up...pitting the Coog against a noodle lightweight/ Coog is back with fury like the Hutu Rampage/ Serving more sickness to these clowns than a Voodoo pancake/My cuckoo fanbase....chatting to me in dialect....so i google translate/they want you sodömised with a stick like the Zulu ašsrape/ Coogar 3 Likes |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by nduchucks: 1:46am On Nov 16, 2014 |
One would have expected one, SirShymex to do well in these kinds of affairs. |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Rapmaestro(m): 1:49am On Nov 16, 2014 |
where is my name in the tag? |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by princeshijman(m): 6:31am On Nov 16, 2014 |
kr0ne:dis niggaz tracks dnt get to be played like dickballs/dey watch me flow on like waterfall.sometyme my flows isnt general bt at PG level/ so ya all shud get ur parent close to you like a team sub incase u are already eleven.i spit fire like eragon/rugged like faragon/haters tried chasing bt am sorry niggies am far gone/cus i stil senior dis niggies even if am der mothers lastborn.peace out. |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by YoungDaNaval(m): 7:07am On Nov 16, 2014 |
Ibime:Hahahahahahaha I remember that line. Glacier na mad man! |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Nobody: 7:40am On Nov 16, 2014 |
Limerick:Yes, https://www.nairaland.com/erigga |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by 007Bruce: 9:03am On Nov 16, 2014 |
After this battle, mik will wanna be friends/ he'll even look me up on facebook and put forth a request/ he'll have sleepless nights, saddened, raged also depressed/ writing lyrics trynna cook up a revenge/ till i beat him senseless again then he'll come to his sense/ and console himself/ like atleast i lost to the best!!/ with ease i'll run round this negro/ he aint from the civilised world, he's from a small town in imo/ where they lack computers, but when i start trouble, shooting, he'll run to sleep, and shut down his windows!/ - INK BLOOD 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Nobody: 10:05am On Nov 16, 2014 |
After this battle, mik will wanna be friends/ he'll even look me up on facebook and put forth a request/ he'll have sleepless nights, saddened, raged also depressed/ writing lyrics trynna cook up a revenge/ till i beat him senseless again then he'll come to his sense/ and console himself/ like atleast i lost to the best!! who dropped this? 007bruce ..lol .there are so many clownsrapping that should be doing stand up comedy 1 Like |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Nobody: 10:13am On Nov 16, 2014 |
Sneeze... |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Gh0stFreak: 11:03am On Nov 16, 2014 |
. . Your knack for biting bars/ . . . . has made you a rising star?/ . . . . well the dice is cast/ . . . . I throw a lightening jab/ . . . . and poof! . . . Coogar is off! . . . . . . . .to a flying start !!!/ . . Then I look! and sight him far/. . . . with a white flag tied to his left hand/ . . . . and I'm like. . . . "that why he shifted the brawl"?/ . . . . to give in before/ . . . . I beat him to pulp??/ . . . . till he meets his untimely death . . . . for beating the clock !!!/ . . . . Quit sampling your local re-used puns/ . . . . your sways and cunny acts/ . . . . strays from sordid facts/. . . . of how Bis blazed your sorry a*s/ . . . . . . . . with frees and had NL was mourning hymn like its some gory mass !!!/ . . I could leave the slurpy f@g . . . . dropping fast with raunchy jabs/ . . . . till he breathes with tubes/. . . . you still need proofs?/ . . . . . . . . even israelites know that I don't need moses's staff to split C in two!!!/ . . SIDDOGGG 1 Like |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by gottoboy(m): 12:13pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
If this bbitch aquatic...he ll' be punched in his both fins/ hacked first by Sharks....fore' i come with the Dolphins/ and if am Hungry for Something/ I ll' put this "Titus in Cigar"....then Chop ill as ''Smoked Fish''!! / If this dumb brat tempt me/ i ll' glue his feet to the roof...then turn round gently/..to stitch his hands to the wall...with his torn arm, bent knees/ and i ll' put an end...to this Redundant Person/.. when i pin his "Palms to the floor" ....like "Jesus Christ" .....at the "Triumphant Entry" !!/ Darkrebel My chic, fashionista. .while you see me on Alberto suit. .Italian rockstar!/ No matter what this Dan yell, . .he can't whisper Agger!!/ Sandwich toast hes drivin' can't . .Jamie, cuz I held up his attack, . .England Carragher!/ 5naira I pound this fool's chest/ so you ll' find the dude dead/ and ill will be a changed man ...cos when I mount this cruel techs/ You ll' see "ill" change his Moniker..... to "Am Now in Good Health"!! / Darkrebel So should we expect a pride in your text?/ . .cos you won some jobless dudes?/ even the b!tch that born a coog/ cursed the fool/ . . who's in NL chatting night,morning,noon/ So your victory is a worthless news/ since you yet to face a war/where vets are gored/with blade and sword/ Cos while I was trading bullets in war fronts..coog was in family section with married women trading words/ Emaprince I lead Decepticons....from hades to crush him/ to have his blood gushing...see the fake is oozing/ till he begs for death...and takes the poison/ While I throw 11 blows.....then launch one more....to make a Dozen!!!/ Darkrebel I been wearing the crown for a min/ Even D’Banj knows I’ll leave this bout with the win/ so if he 'Suddenly' claim 'Igwe'. . . I'll make him a 'Scapegoat'. . . to show he ain’t 'Endowed' to be King!!/ Ibime 2 Likes |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by 007Bruce: 12:59pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
Darkrebel:ink blood |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Nobody: 1:19pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
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Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Donmichaelz(m): 1:47pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
Ur teeth colour is changing I guess is a decay constant,u rap so outdated it needs an upgrade,I don't self service cos I screw ur Boo.. Like LG I screw her and she screams life is Good...so wats up wit d dissing all u need is listing am a knife and u just an ab*o*ki malu screaming.....in. Dis game am d coach,am autoMATIC and u mikel on d sub,so wats up with d fronting am d guy ladies wanting am Toh bad ask niyola about my DRum stick..........I don't diss rapper like u cos if I was an Audition there won't be Slot for shina RAMbo and U |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Limerick: 2:07pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
Darkrebel:thats ink, as in that guy so d.ope and his punchlines are always off the hook, ask kr0ne about him. The guy beat tunderstorm on fb, they had a rematch the nextday, he still whooped him flawlessly. He wuld hav still whooped him if they fought again d third day, he humiliated lunaprick severally, beat dopeheads like limerick, alex stifler and co. Plus that battle I bit, I tought I was facing Ink and Fhab together, cz that was what I heard, See? If u were in ma shoes, u wuldav done worse 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by 007Bruce: 2:17pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
Limerick:can you post the link to one of his battles on fb? i love the way he punches |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Nobody: 2:21pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
Limerick: I would never ...I want to start battling in one of those Facebook groups...they seem to have regular brawls than here....which ones are the hottest now? |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Limerick: 3:44pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Nobody: 5:27pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
taiwoflb: But nothing is considered strange in New York na...lol Unless it is as bad as the 9/11 Twin Tower attacks. |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Guykhena(m): 6:11pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
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Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Guykhena(m): 6:13pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
Umm |
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