Sounds funny but they’re not funny at all. I have met quite a few of them and frankly, only God knows his true worshipers

Let's get started

1. Pastors Who Will Threaten You To Give Offering
These ones will preach compulsory tithing and offering otherwise hell fire is your home. In fact, they are not very analytical about the benefits attached to giving but are very analytical with the penalty of not giving your tithes and offering

2. Pastors Who Will Threaten Ladies Who Wear Trousers
These ones are hypocrites who will threaten you with hell fire if you wear trouser and earrings at the expense of your salvation.. The funniest thing is that their daughters are caught in the same act

3. Pastors Who Condemn Social Network
They will kick against the idea of facebook-ing, whatsapp-ing, BBM at the expense of your salvation.. What has salvation got to do with all these electrical gadgets in a technology era that we are in ?

4. Pastors Who Waste Time Beating Around The Bush Unnecessarily
These ones exceed the stipulated time without even considering that not all Christians have their breakfast before coming to the church. They take an hour to analyze a simple and straight-forward Biblical verse.

5. Pastors Who Act Like Wrestlers
These ones might fling their suit to the congregation as John Cena will do before fighting.. During prayers, they might even ask
you to pray aggressively and throw punches to your enemies

6. Pastors Who Blow Wind
A true pastor with God's annointing does not necessarily need to blow air unto people or wave handkerchief before they can receive their annointing, you see some pastors blowing wind and waving handkerchief as if their life depend on it

7. Pastors Who Want You To Speak In Tongue By Force
They will force you to speak in tongue.. Many at times, you see people faking it


8. Pastors Who Want You To Fall Under The Annointing By All Means
Some pastors don't want to be seen as men of God who can't perform wonders, during anointing session, when they lay hands on you and when you refuse to fall, they will go as far as pushing your head or set let's for you so that you will stagger and fall

9 Pastors Who Want You To Empty Your Pocket At The Expense Of Prosperity
These one will ask you empty your pocket or drop the highest denomination you have in your pocket and they will threaten you with hardship and hard labour if you refuse to drop it

10. Pastors Who Place So Much Emphasis On Their Success
I don't know if this is somewhat to show-off but I find it very annoying. During a sermon, they will tell you how many foreign countries they have gone to, how many cars they own and how their sons and daughters are the leaders of their departments in school

Feel free to add yours

Please what is wrong with this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrYvF4M2iFU

Reading......

Hmmmmm

Lol no 4 shaa sooo true

no 1 tho
once went to a church,the pastor just they "paraa


"God is angry with the world
the reason for poverty in the world
is cause ones God have given..decided not to give back to show appreciation.
in the book of romans..bla bla bla
God gave his only son as a sacrificial lamb
how many of you can give your children
HOW MANY OF YOU WANT YOUR CHILD TO DIE

now dip your hand into your pocket and give a token to your creator"


The speed wey i use give offering ehn
see as people they rush for offering

tosyne2much:
Sounds funny but they’re not funny at all. I have quite a few of them and frankly, only God knows his true worshipers

Let's get started

1. Pastor Who Threaten You To Give Offering
These ones will preach compulsory tithing and offering otherwise hell fire is your home. In fact, they are not very analytical about the benefits attached to giving but are very analytical with the penalty of not giving your tithes and offering

2. Pastors Who Threaten Ladies Who Wear Trousers
These ones are hypocrites who will threaten you with hell fire if you wear trouser and earrings at the expense of your salvation.. The funniest thing is that their daughters are caught in the same act

3. Pastors Who Condemns Social Network
They will kick against the idea of facebook-ing, whatsapp-ing, BBM at the expense of your salvation.. What has salvation got to do with all these electrical gadgets in a technology era that we are in ?

4. Pastors Who Waste Time Beating Around The Bush Unnecessarily
These ones exceed the stipulated time without even considering that not all Christians have their breakfast before coming to the church. They take an hour to analyze a simple and straight-forward Biblical verse.

5. Pastor Who Act Like Wrestlers
These ones might fling their suit to the congregation as John Cena will do before fighting.. During prayers, they might even ask
you to pray aggressively and throw punches to your enemies

6. Pastors Who Blow Wind
A true pastor with God's annointing does not need to blow air unto people or wave handkerchief before they can receive their annointing, you see some pastors blowing wind as if their lives depend on it

7. Pastors Who Want You To Speak In Tongue By Force
They will force you to speak in tongue.. Many at times, you see people faking it


8. Pastors Who Want You To Fall Under The Annointing By All Means
Some pastors don't want to be seen as men of God who can't perform wonders, during anointing session, when they lay hands on you and when you refuse to fall, they will go as far as pushing your head so that you will stagger and fall

9 Pastor Who Want You Empty You Pocket At The Expense Of Salvation
These one will ask you empty your pocket or drop the highest denomination you have in your pocket and they will threaten you with hardship and hard labour if you refuse to drop it

10. Pastors Who Place So Much Emphasis On Their Success
I don't know if this is somewhat to show off but I find it very annoying. During a sermon, they will tell you how many foreign countries they have gone to, how many cars they own and how their sons and daughters are the leaders of their departments in school

Feel free to add yours

Sha
Dt ur number 6 is biblical
Cos Jesus did it

AgapeCharis:
Sha
Dt ur number 6 is biblical
Cos Jesus did it

Yeah I know but you know people misuse that act

Lmao.

I hate number7 with passion.

tosyne2much:


Yeah I know but you know people misuse that act

like d ones dt ll jx pour saliva on u

11) Pastors who are always flirting with women: This one all the choir mistress knows the length & breadth of his penis

Pastors who perm their hair

Incase

farano:
Pastors who perm their hair

Jx mention his name

AgapeCharis:

Jx mention his name

pastor chris

12. Pastors who form Americana and others who change their names to some useless English names ; Pastor Weeks, Pastor Heaven knows

lilmaxfidel:
pastor chris

Unfortunately, he doesn't perm his hair

Pastor that divorce and cheat-
Divorce- They still have the guts to preach in the church.
Cheating- While at it, they will be preaching about being chaste.

I was shocked when some clueless people were defending, Chris Oyakhilome saying it's a man world.

Pastors that spent their time preaching about hell fire
They'd be quick to scream that atheist will make hell fire but when they are being retaliated about the probability of their God existing, they cry fouls saying Atheist are obsessed with something they don't believe.

In every church, you must find a pastor that has at least one of the attributes listed in the OP.

I have met pastors that have that attribute in no10. In short, most of these gods of men have that no10 attribute. They just have to exhibit it because how would they convince their gullible followers to part with 10% of their hard earned money if the men of dog (sorry, god) don't boast about how God has blessed them for paying their tithes?

FrancisTony:
Pastor that divorce and cheat-
Divorce- They still have the guts to preach in the church.
Cheating- While at it, they will be preaching about being chaste.

I was shocked when some clueless people were defending, Chris Oyakhilome saying it's a man world.

sometimes its better nt to take panadol abt tinx u knw zero abt

herald9:
Some pastors who holds church programmes cause other big churches are doing Same with annoying posters like the one i saw in my street:


'FOUR SUPER SUNDAYS OF HOLYGHOST SANITATION:

THEME:LORD CHANGE MY SMELL '


And pastors who keep screaming throughout their sermons....at the end of the day you go home with nothing

Lol
Dx x 1 tin I dislike

AgapeCharis:
sometimes its better nt to take panadol abt tinx u knw zero abt

LMAO!

*Wide guess* You're Pastor Chris follower.

Pele.

FrancisTony:


LMAO!

*Wide guess* You're Pastor Chris follower.

Pele.

Smh
U have no idea

ITbomb:
12. Pastors who form Americana and others who change their names to some useless English names ; Pastor Weeks, Pastor Heaven knows

These are the most annoying ones, I don't why they can't keep it simple.

AgapeCharis:
Lol
Dx x 1 tin I dislike

one thing?

but I wrote two things there

Funny thread..

farano:
Pastors who perm their hair

farano so you sef dey enter religion section ?

Bin a while I stumbled upon your comments?

hifaif:
In every church, you must find a pastor that has at least one of the attributes listed in the OP.

Wooooow !! You hit da spot man

herald9:

one thing?

but I wrote two things there

Lol
Kk
2 tinx I dislike

So tonye2much
Nah pastor get today list


Am watching u in 32D.. ....

Some pastor do preach and u will ask your self.. ..
Why did I come to church self