Korokoro...my friend tried to toast a girl on our street but she kept him shut, so he held her hands nd asked her why she ain't answering the next thing was a dirty slap...
the guy jus held his cheeks starring at d girl eyes wide open and then out of fear DAT he may attack her, the girl began to beg....And from there he toasted her

GUYS WAT WULD U HAVE DONE AFTER THE SLAP?

Every disappointment is a Blessing

I will give her a thunderous, heartbreaking, judicious, miraculous, angelic and wickedness slap...

Afterall when i was spending my money on her she was calling me honey. Now wey money don finish, na slap she go give me?... Omoh she don die ...

MuguliciousMUGU:
I will give her a thunderous, heartbreaking, judicious, miraculous, angelic and wickedness slap...

Afterall when i was spending my money on her she was calling me honey. Now wey money don finish, na slap she go give me?... Omoh she don die ...

try and read the topic again. A gal u'r tryin to toast nt ur gf.

@op i don't normaly toast, i just pretend to be their friend then take over.

first of all, I can't woo a girl on the street, but if anything of such happens, what Can i do??....damn!...it just can't happen. I just can't imagine it.

I'll sue her for assault.
Sh*t . I just remembered I'm in nigeria

Loool..i will smile at her and blush..den turn my other cheek for her to slap me again..

iceberylin:
Every disappointment is a Blessing

hahahahaha

I will wakeup from my dreams.


Seriously...... I don't know how to woo a girl i just met.



For all i know, she could be a ghost or mammi water

I'll give her 10 good slaps and change the laws of the universe on her with my belt. Even if she has no intentions of accepting me she has no right to slap me.

well, i will just smile at her, look straight into her eyes and say, i love you, then walk away! Trust me, her conscience go kill am.

Cutehector4u:
Loool..i will smile at her and blush..den turn my other cheek for her to slap me again..

whaat u re kidding me buddy dnt be a chunky Poppy

qadeerkug:
whaat u re kidding me buddy dnt be a chunky Poppy

cmon jor..knt i be kiddn again.... Wat will even prompt a girl to hit me in public? Its only jerks who deserve such... I am highly respected whereva i go.

very simple.I wil slap u back heavily and still chick u.I can't bear d shame of been slapd n public ooooooo

It depends on the reason for the slap. If I deserve the slap then I go home to think about how much of a bad guy I have become.

If i notice that some people are looking at us,i will start to shout as if i was the one that slaped her because this is a typical embarrasement to that man

I will slap her back. Because i dey toast you no give you right to slap me even if you be miss world

i will turn the other cheek so she can slap me again

i'l just hold her like i want to revenge.,then i'l kiss her..,bt this time, she go deposit diffrnt slapping maps.,left, right and back hand maps 4 my fine face

Happened at school one night and the guy said "the next time you try such, I would not just slap you I'll beat the hell outta you" as though it was he who slapped her.

The girl just cried herself off the embarrassment

juliuswizy:
well, i will just smile at her, look straight into her eyes and say, i love you, then walk away! Trust me, her conscience go kill am.

FOOL! EWU! I go reply her wit big blow!

Drdaps:
@op i don't normaly toast, i just pretend to be their friend then take over.

You must have been friendzoned countless times, jor.

juliuswizy:
well, i will just smile at her, look straight into her eyes and say, i love you, then walk away! Trust me, her conscience go kill am.

Who tell you say Naija babes get conscience?

Chiamaka01:


You must have been friendzoned countless times, jor.

Friendzone!!!!! no, i was raise by scholars in the game. So i know when, where and how to utilize the resources.

She should expect double in return! i no get time

this can only happen in my lowest dreams... but i will hunt the girl in real life, and make her have wet dreams

OMO I GO CRY LYK NEW BORN BABY NI,u knw D nxt Tin na,I go Grab Ha Breast Suck...ha MAMA

Haha... Una no dey go church or Una no dey read Bible? I'll simply turn the second cheek and say to her; BABY IF U TRULY WANT TO BE MY FRIEND, SLAP ME AGAIN . But if not, I'll return ur slap and slap u again coz TRULY I WANT TO BE UR FRIEND . Either ways, our friendship must start today .

Op come back and complete ur korokoro story, did the girl agree to date ur friend? If yes! I dey imagine the kain banging the guy go dey give her each time him remember the slap, that will be a slap-induced-sex, always rough and energy draining .

all the people above me including the o.p are inexperienced imbbeciles.