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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by wizmikelo(m): 6:08am On Nov 20, 2014
kelechiMarie:
una neva wake?
GOODMORNING sleepyheads
Good morning Marie, how your night.
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 6:09am On Nov 20, 2014
nyeroluv:
Pls i'm a prospective aspiring uniben candidate undergraduate...i can't find 2015/2016 thread anywhere...wil any1 link me pls if dere is any...so we cud knw ourselves beta...jamb is fast approaching!

Fast-approaching?

Isn't jamb next year?

Cool down, that thread would be available next year,

But we can help here.

What's the problem?
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 6:17am On Nov 20, 2014
Suley316:


Fast-approaching?

Isn't jamb next year?

Cool down, that thread would be available next year,

But we can help here.

What's the problem?
remembered those days when guys were desperate. lol, good AM joooo
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 6:20am On Nov 20, 2014
efedua:
remembered those days when guys were desperate. lol, good AM joooo


Lol so true my man.

All of it is now of the past

How was your night sir
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Eloghosa78: 6:21am On Nov 20, 2014
nyeroluv:
Pls i'm a prospective aspiring uniben candidate...i can't find 2015/2016 thread anywhere...wil any1 link me pls if dere is any...so we cud knw ourselves beta...jamb is fast approaching!
U wun't get a Uniben admission thread now till after Jamb..But there's a general Jamb thread:Google it cox I dnt knw how to post the link.
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nimen(m): 6:42am On Nov 20, 2014
Morning peoples *yawns* *taps around the bed* wey CJPresh?
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 7:46am On Nov 20, 2014
Nimen:
Morning peoples *yawns* *taps around the bed* wey CJPresh?
shocked angry
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 7:51am On Nov 20, 2014
wizmikelo:
Good morning Marie, how your night.
microbiology
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 7:52am On Nov 20, 2014
Nimen:
Morning peoples *yawns* *taps around the bed* wey CJPresh?
Wetin u dey tok
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nimen(m): 8:00am On Nov 20, 2014
Suley316:
shocked angry

what i do? angry
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nimen(m): 8:02am On Nov 20, 2014
mesoade:
Wetin u dey tok
hian dey wan kee me oo shocked
na joke ah dey joke oo shocked
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 8:02am On Nov 20, 2014
Nimen:


what i do? angry
angry why did you sedate CJPresh and drop her in your bamboo hammock undecided
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by dozieinspired: 8:05am On Nov 20, 2014
Nimen:


what i do? angry
did u eat the forbidden fruit last night shocked
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nimen(m): 8:11am On Nov 20, 2014
Suley316:
angry why did you sedate CJPresh and drop her in your bamboo hammock undecided
CHISOS!!!! Did you just call ma 7x6ft wide bed a bamboo hammock? angry be careful before u start World War III
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nimen(m): 8:14am On Nov 20, 2014
dozieinspired:
did u eat the forbidden fruit last night shocked
no sir i didn't, i just took her home sad angry
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by 3coins(m): 8:14am On Nov 20, 2014
chizzy94:

LOL
exactly. We should just laugh at ourselves a little bit. We've done some growing up really.. How time flies.
And we could also push the thread a few pages..
I hail these guys;
3Coins, Suley316, Neldrizzy, Naijaboiy, Idiosyncrasy, JaymeJate et al.. We've been around for so long, lol it's been a long time coming! I couldn't just resist laughing at Drizzy's desperation cheesycheesy.
#ThrowBack
lol. . . Alot has changed lol. . . Atleast i dont have a funny old post like neldrizzy. . . Where is petitequeen. . . Missing her
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by dozieinspired: 8:30am On Nov 20, 2014
Nimen:
no sir i didn't, i just took her home sad angry
sir, abi it is to meet mama and taste the product before buying it
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Emperorking20(m): 8:49am On Nov 20, 2014
efedua:
remembered those days when guys were desperate. lol, good AM joooo
Lol! Suley316 don dy form boss cool he deserves it tho.. We all do grin
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Neldrizzy(m): 8:54am On Nov 20, 2014
3coins:

lol. . . Alot has changed lol. . . Atleast i dont have a funny old post like neldrizzy. . . Where is petitequeen. . . Missing her
Loll... You guys should leave me alone cheesycheesycheesy all that has changed...
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Emperorking20(m): 8:58am On Nov 20, 2014
A young guy named Johnny once lived in Asaba, Nigeria. None of his classmates liked
him because of his stupidity, especially his
teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You
are driving me crazy!"
One day Johnny's mother came to the school to
check on how he was doing. The teacher told
his mother honestly, that her son was simply a
disaster, getting very low marks and had never
seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching
career!
The mother was shocked at the feedback,
withdrew her son from the school and even
moved to another town!
25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with
an incurable heart disease. All the doctors
strongly advised her to have an open heart
operation, which only one surgeon could
perform. Left with no other options, the
teacher decided to have the operation, which
was successful.
When she opened her eyes after the surgery,
she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at
her! She wanted to thank him, but could not
talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised
her hand, trying to tell him something but
eventually died!
The doctor was shocked and was trying to
work out what went wrong. When he turned
around, he saw our friend Johnny, working as a
cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the
oxygen equipment to connect his phone
charger!
Don't tell me you thought that Johnny became
a doctor? ‪#‎ LOL‬

Moral of the story: Nigerians charge their phones everywhere.

Good morning Pals!!!

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by 3coins(m): 8:59am On Nov 20, 2014
Neldrizzy:
Loll... You guys should leave me alone cheesycheesycheesy all that has changed...
grin grin grin
how you dey man?
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Neldrizzy(m): 9:02am On Nov 20, 2014
3coins:

grin grin grin
how you dey man?
fine oo... On My way to Benin...
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by 3coins(m): 9:02am On Nov 20, 2014
Emperorking20:
A young guy named Johnny once lived in Asaba, Nigeria. None of his classmates liked
him because of his stupidity, especially his
teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You
are driving me crazy!"
One day Johnny's mother came to the school to
check on how he was doing. The teacher told
his mother honestly, that her son was simply a
disaster, getting very low marks and had never
seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching
career!
The mother was shocked at the feedback,
withdrew her son from the school and even
moved to another town!
25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with
an incurable heart disease. All the doctors
strongly advised her to have an open heart
operation, which only one surgeon could
perform. Left with no other options, the
teacher decided to have the operation, which
was successful.
When she opened her eyes after the surgery,
she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at
her! She wanted to thank him, but could not
talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised
her hand, trying to tell him something but
eventually died!
The doctor was shocked and was trying to
work out what went wrong. When he turned
around, he saw our friend Johnny, working as a
cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the
oxygen equipment to connect his phone
charger!
Don't tell me you thought that Johnny became
a doctor? ‪#‎ LOL‬

Moral of the story: Nigerians charge their phones everywhere.

Good morning Pals!!!
LOL. . . i thought he became the doctor
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by 3coins(m): 9:03am On Nov 20, 2014
Neldrizzy:
fine oo... On My way to Benin...
benin? Wetin you wan go do there?
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Emperorking20(m): 9:05am On Nov 20, 2014
3coins:

LOL. . . i thought he became the doctor
grin same here when I first read it cheesy
Wicked!
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by 3coins(m): 9:08am On Nov 20, 2014
Emperorking20:

grin same here when I first read it cheesy
Wicked!
crazy shi. . . .how are you doing man?
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Neldrizzy(m): 9:10am On Nov 20, 2014
3coins:

benin? Wetin you wan go do there?
i wan go carry Aso-EBI come oo.. My cousin sis wedding is coming up dec. Am going back to abj 2moro
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by 3coins(m): 9:12am On Nov 20, 2014
Neldrizzy:
i wan go carry Aso-EBI come oo.. My cousin sis wedding is coming up dec. Am going back to abj 2moro
LOL. . . .be like say you like to travel well well. . .aso ebi go make me travel. . .i pray o
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by 3coins(m): 9:13am On Nov 20, 2014
joecutie. . . I hail oo. . . Thas been ages!
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Emperorking20(m): 9:14am On Nov 20, 2014
3coins:

crazy shi. . . .how are you doing man?
Cool, refreshed, got a lot of sleep last night.. One I hadn't had in days grin
U nkor?
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by JoeCutie(m): 9:20am On Nov 20, 2014
So how many Nairalanders have been admitted to Uniben to get bent? You gotta be ready for the ride. It's a jungle, but one full of fun sha. We can't wait to welcome ya'all. Come, there used to be plenty food & drinks on matric day oh, so be ready! Me sef na only one plate & one bottle I dey take sha. Congrats! smiley

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by 3coins(m): 9:20am On Nov 20, 2014
Emperorking20:

Cool, refreshed, got a lot of sleep last night.. One I hadn't had in days grin
U nkor?
cool. . . Cool for you man. . . I am okk sha. . . Just bored. . Thats even why i am here

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