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Where Were You 500 Years Ago ?? by CAPTIVATOR: 11:09am On Nov 20, 2014
Consider : What is the condition of human before coming to life ??
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Where were you before the tiny cells from your parent merged to become the living person you are ??
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If humans possess an invisible entity that survives death, where does that entity reside before Conception ??
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This Begs The Question: Where do u think you are some 500 years ago ??
Re: Where Were You 500 Years Ago ?? by lastmessenger: 11:14am On Nov 20, 2014
Originally in God.
Re: Where Were You 500 Years Ago ?? by Nobody: 11:20am On Nov 20, 2014
Lol, i was in Gods compound.
Re: Where Were You 500 Years Ago ?? by Gooci(m): 11:24am On Nov 20, 2014
i was still a separate clay soil, hydrogen, oxygen embarassed
Re: Where Were You 500 Years Ago ?? by kika23(f): 11:28am On Nov 20, 2014
I was in the sky as a star.... Unbelievable but true...

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Re: Where Were You 500 Years Ago ?? by lastmessenger: 11:28am On Nov 20, 2014
Gooci:
i was still a separate clay soil, hydrogen, oxygen embarassed
And then one day bam!! bam!!! bam!!!! clay mixed together and here you are typing on nairaland.
Re: Where Were You 500 Years Ago ?? by podosci(m): 11:32am On Nov 20, 2014
CAPTIVATOR:
Consider : What is the condition of human before coming to life ??
..........
Where were you before the tiny cells from your parent merged to become the living person you are ??
...............
If humans possess an invisible entity that survives death, where does that entity reside before Conception ??
.....................

This Begs The Question: Where do u think you are some 500 years ago ??
500 years ago you and i were traped in the DNA of our ancestors, waiting for our father and mother to have sex, so we can be unlocked
Re: Where Were You 500 Years Ago ?? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:36am On Nov 20, 2014
CAPTIVATOR:
Consider : What is the condition of human before coming to life ??
..........
Where were you before the tiny cells from your parent merged to become the living person you are ??
...............
If humans possess an invisible entity that survives death, where does that entity reside before Conception ??
.....................

This Begs The Question: Where do u think you are some 500 years ago ??

Same place my dog was 500 years ago.
Re: Where Were You 500 Years Ago ?? by Gooci(m): 11:41am On Nov 20, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:


Same place my dog was 500 years ago.
are you yur dog now cool
Re: Where Were You 500 Years Ago ?? by Gooci(m): 11:41am On Nov 20, 2014
lastmessenger:

And then one day bam!! bam!!! bam!!!! clay mixed together and here you are typing on nairaland.
Thank God
Re: Where Were You 500 Years Ago ?? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:43am On Nov 20, 2014
Gooci:

are you yur dog now cool

I believe the chicken I ate yesterday was also there 500 years ago. Poor thing, 500 years just to end up in my stomach.
Re: Where Were You 500 Years Ago ?? by mumumugu(m): 12:06pm On Nov 20, 2014
Hordunlarmy:
Lol, i was in Gods compound.


y did God pursue you

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Re: Where Were You 500 Years Ago ?? by lastmessenger: 12:06pm On Nov 20, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:


I believe the chicken I ate yesterday was also there 500 years ago. Poor thing, 500 years just to end up in my stomach.
Totally confused.am praying for you.
Re: Where Were You 500 Years Ago ?? by mumumugu(m): 12:07pm On Nov 20, 2014
I was a monkey
Re: Where Were You 500 Years Ago ?? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:38pm On Nov 20, 2014
mumumugu:
I was a monkey

So evolution didn't work on you.
To go from monkey to mumu shows that the scientists are wrong.

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Re: Where Were You 500 Years Ago ?? by Nobody: 12:57pm On Nov 20, 2014
CAPTIVATOR:
Consider : What is the condition of human before coming to life ??
..........
Where were you before the tiny cells from your parent merged to become the living person you are ??
...............
If humans possess an invisible entity that survives death, where does that entity reside before Conception ??
.....................

This Begs The Question: Where do u think you are some 500 years ago ??

I was still in the heart of God.
Re: Where Were You 500 Years Ago ?? by Nobody: 9:56pm On Nov 20, 2014
mumumugu:



y did God pursue you
God no pursue me, he dash me give ma parents
Re: Where Were You 500 Years Ago ?? by CAPTIVATOR: 2:50pm On Nov 27, 2016
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