In Everett, Pennsylvania, state police have charged a minor for giving Jesus Christ a dick in the face and then circulating photos on Facebook. The simulated sexual act, as seen below, happened at some point in July, according to social media hats in the department. The act took place in the front entrance to in Love In the Name of Christ, whose statue of J.C. will never be looked at the same

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/227877/teen-busted-for-face-fcking-jesus-statue/

so he's your hero eh? I thought you changed your ways a while back, no?

There is already a thread for this.

texanomaly: There is already a thread for this.

Where?

AlfaSeltzer:

Where?

I opened it already:
www.nairaland.com/1900661/us-teenager-faces-2-years

^^^it's in the wrong section mate. that's why I couldn't find it.

Your hero? I pity you dude!

Olong: Your hero? I pity you dude!

pity the womb that brought you into existence.

AlfaSeltzer:


pity the womb that brought you into existence.

I have something important to tell you. The thing is that you are the most confused human being that I have met since this life started.
Why is it that you are this confused?

lastmessenger:

I have something important to tell you. The thing is that you are the most confused human being that I have met since this life started.
Why is it that you are this confused?

because god almighty wills it so. if god says yes, not even you can say no.

AlfaSeltzer:


because god almighty wills it so. if god says yes, not even you can say no.

You no sabi reason at all. Your god made you confused? Why not abandon him.Alfa you really need help.

lastmessenger:

You no sabi reason at all. Your god made you confused? Why not abandon him.Alfa you really need help.

I already abandoned god. I'm with Satan now. You are the one that sounds confused now.

AlfaSeltzer:


I already abandoned god. I'm with Satan now. You are the one that sounds confused now.

Then I must tell you that satan has finished you.
Does your mama know about your decision to follow satan or are you a motherless lad?

lastmessenger:

Then I must tell you that satan has finished you.
Does your mama know about your decision to follow satan or are you a motherless lad?

Unlike you forever babies, I am no longer attached to my mum nor am I here to live up to anyone's expectations.
Satan is just starting with me. I have an eternity to spend with him.

AlfaSeltzer:


Unlike you forever babies, I am no longer attached to my mum nor am I here to live up to anyone's expectations.
Satan is just starting with me. I have an eternity to spend with him.

We'll am happy because am better than you. I still have many years to live on earth.any one of these days you will drop dead like a sick goat and satan won't help you.
Guy you be confirmed Olodo o. With all the mouth you make about satan, I don't think you deserve to die like a common fowl.
Grow up and get sense before you ruin your life.

lastmessenger:

We'll am happy because am better than you. I still have many years to live on earth.any one of these days you will drop dead like a sick goat and satan won't help you.
Guy you be confirmed Olodo o. With all the mouth you make about satan, I don't think you deserve to die like a common fowl.
Grow up and get sense before you ruin your life.

no matter what you say, only god's will can happen. stop fighting god.

AlfaSeltzer:


no matter what you say, only god's will can happen. stop fighting god.

Am not fighting your god(satan)he is too small for me to fight him.i will only squeeze the little life that is him.
Meanwhile is such a painful thing to realise that your gods will is for your to die like a worthless sick he-goat. I pity you bro Alfa.

lastmessenger:

Am not fighting your god(satan)he is too small for me to fight him.i will only squeeze the little life that is him.
Meanwhile is such a painful thing to realise that your gods will is for your to die like a worthless sick he-goat. I pity you bro Alfa.

You don't seem to get the obvious point being made.

Is his god's will for his life different from your god's will for his life? Isn't it the Christian idea that God knows the outcome of all events, and that he has plans for everyone? "Is there anything that happens and God has not done it?"

You're making it seem like the contracts for a person's destiny are passed from one god to the other when a person switches allegiance.

Moreover, Christians don't live longer lives than non-Christians, so what makes you think switching to your god will somehow save him from death? Abi you no go die?

lastmessenger:

Am not fighting your god(satan)he is too small for me to fight him.i will only squeeze the little life that is him.
Meanwhile is such a painful thing to realise that your gods will is for your to die like a worthless sick he-goat. I pity you bro Alfa.

Satan is not god.

AlfaSeltzer:


Satan is not god.

Satan is your teacher or what. Commot here. The same satan you are hailing will soon kill you.

timmy2409:


You don't seem to get the obvious point being made.

Is his god's will for his life different from your god's will for his life? Isn't it the Christian idea that God knows the outcome of all events, and that he has plans for everyone? "Is there anything that happens and God has not done it?"

You're making it seem like the contracts for a person's destiny are passed from one god to the other when a person switches allegiance.

Moreover, Christians don't live longer lives than non-Christians, so what makes you think switching to your god will somehow save him from death? Abi you no go die?

You obviously don't have knowledge of the who my God is ? You just depend on what you hear from folks.
All the same Alfa is an confused idiot.

lastmessenger:

Satan is your teacher or what. Commot here. The same satan you are hailing will soon kill you.

Satan is a wise being. Satan never claimed to be god. If Satan kills me, I'll die happily.

But why are you fighting and denying your god and giving his name to Satan? Remember he's a jealous god. Be careful.

lastmessenger:

You obviously don't have knowledge of the who my God is ? You just depend on what you hear from folks.
All the same Alfa is an confused idiot.

I think you are the one showing you have no idea of whom god is.

AlfaSeltzer:


I think you are the one showing you have no idea of whom god is.

If you really know God you won't be the way you are today. Half dead.obituary knocking.

AlfaSeltzer:


Satan is a wise being. Satan never claimed to be god. If Satan kills me, I'll die happily.

But why are you fighting and denying your god and giving his name to Satan? Remember he's a jealous god. Be careful.

I can never deny my God. Satan is a deceiver and he has decieved you to the point that you are now praying for death.
I still wonder the abomination that you committed that made you to follow the rebellious one.

lastmessenger:

If you really know God you won't be the way you are today. Half dead.obituary knocking.

I don't wanna know god anymore than I do today. My only wish is to know Satan more. And I will as soon as I die.

lastmessenger:

I can never deny my God. Satan is a deceiver and he has decieved you to the point that you are now praying for death.
I still wonder the abomination that you committed that made you to follow the rebellious one.

It is the will of god that I follow Satan.

AlfaSeltzer:


I don't wanna know god anymore than I do today. My only wish is to know Satan more. And I will as soon as I die.

Why not just take some drugs and die. It's obvious that you are at the point of no return.

lastmessenger:

Why not just take some drugs and die. It's obvious that you are at the point of no return.

Unlike your jesus that came here to be killed, I am not suicidal.

AlfaSeltzer:


It is the will of god that I follow Satan.

You said god and Not God. so I believe that you mean a graven image.

lastmessenger:

You said god and Not God. so I believe that you mean a graven image.

Ah! Sorry I forgot the capital G. Must have confused you a lot.

Here, let me correct it for you. doG willed that I follow Satan. No matter what I do, I can't go against the will of the almighty doG.

AlfaSeltzer:


Unlike your jesus that came here to be killed, I am not suicidal.

He died because I was meant to die and suffer in hell with that lair( satan) but he took my place, went to hell and beat the hell outta satan with the host of the demons. He messed them up and came out alive. Christ died and rose up and he is alive.
By the time you die. You will roast in hell forever.