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Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by Nobody: 6:42am On Nov 23, 2014
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Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom, But You
Never Sweep The House?

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Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by dannydaniels(m): 6:45am On Nov 23, 2014
Lol
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by seunlayi(m): 6:48am On Nov 23, 2014
that is the question many son supposed to be asking their father

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Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by LegatusGlaber(m): 6:53am On Nov 23, 2014
Kai! lolz
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by funshint(m): 6:55am On Nov 23, 2014
Not funny jooor!

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Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by CharliParker: 7:22am On Nov 23, 2014
Father: am I suppose to sweep the House for U. I am going to sweep my office for a better fresh air.

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Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by cosmatika(m): 7:32am On Nov 23, 2014
Muhammadu Buhari On BBC HardTalk With
Stephen Sackur
SS: Good day Mr. Buhari, welcome to BBC
HardTalk.
MB: Thanks Stephen **smiles**
SS: Now you have declared to contest again, can
we know your agenda Sir?
MB: To grab power from PDP
SS: I mean, your manifesto Sir?
MB: I said to grab power from PDP
SS: Ok, how can you improve the economy?
MB: I will fight corruption
SS: What are your plans for healthcare and
education?
MB: I will stop corruption
SS: What's your plan for housing and urban
development?
MB: I will kill corruption
SS: How can you fix insecurity, especially Boko
Haram?
MB: I will murder corruption
SS: How can you build roads and upgrade
infrastructure?
MB: I will finish corruption
SS: What are your plans for youths empowerment
and agriculture?
MB: I will destroy corruption
SS: Excuse me Sir, why is your agenda centred on
corruption alone?
MB: It’s because the corruption under Goodluck
Jonathan is unprecedented and I'm the only
person that can end it.
SS: Really and you didn't end it during Abacha's
regime when Nigeria was the most corrupt country
in the world in 1997, second most corrupt country
in 1996 and third in 1998 according Transparency
International Report? You quietly served under that
most corrupt government and nobody heard your
voice about corruption.
MB: **his face changes** I beg your pardon
Stephen. Did you bring me here to insult me? Was
this what we discussed when you invited me?
SS: Mr. Buhari, this is BBC HardTalk - a no-hold
barrel interview session. Pls, can you kindly answer
my question?
MB: I ain't gonna answer you (he tries to speak
like an American but with Fulani accent)
SS: Why Mr. Buhari?
MB: Because I wasn't the president then
SS: Ok, that reminds me. During your illegitimate
regime (1983-85), you jailed the following persons
between 70-100 years jail terms even when some
of them did nothing: Alex Ekweume, Sam Mbakwe,
Ambrose Ali, Emeka Ojukwu, Lateef Jakande, Jim
Nwobodo and Fela etc.
MB: They were corrupt. That was why I jailed
them.
SS: What about Ibrahim Awwal - your personal
friend and the then governor of Niger state?
MB: He was not corrupt
SS: Excuse me Sir. Ibrahim Awwal was arrested at
Heathrow airport right here in London with £14m.
You simply placed him under house arrest for few
weeks; the same way you placed Shehu Shagari
(the then president) under house arrest, but locked
up Alex Ekweme (the VP) in Kirikiri. Why?
MB: Ain't gonna stay here and listen to this
f**king bullshit (still speaking like an American)
SS: Mr. Buhari, it seems you're a tribal bigot
because it's on record that you never jailed corrupt
politicians from your region even when they were
the most corrupt.
----------------------------------
At this point Buhari couldn't bear it anymore. He
got up and grabbed Stephen Sackur on his shirt
collar. Met Police invaded the studio and got him
arrested.
The Police said, do you think here is Nigeria where
you threaten "dogs and baboon" or where you
lament that the "fight against Boko Haram is war
against the north"? This is the United
Kingdom...you'll be jailed for assault!
Buhari stops speaking like an American and
switches to Hausa language: Don Allah kada ku
kurkuku ni. Kamar mayar da ni zuwa Nijeriya. Wani
ya kamata don Allah sa ni El-Rufai wayar o.
(Please do not jail me. Just send me back to
Nigeria. Someone should please get me El-Rufai
phone o) LMAO!

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Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by kettykin: 7:34am On Nov 23, 2014
APC's charity should begin from home, a man that can not sweep his house how can he sweep in the public.
Keep your house in order before coming to the public domain

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Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by ninovandross(m): 7:39am On Nov 23, 2014
cosmatika:
Muhammadu Buhari On BBC HardTalk With
Stephen Sackur
SS: Good day Mr. Buhari, welcome to BBC
HardTalk.
MB: Thanks Stephen **smiles**
SS: Now you have declared to contest again, can
we know your agenda Sir?
MB: To grab power from PDP
SS: I mean, your manifesto Sir?
MB: I said to grab power from PDP
SS: Ok, how can you improve the economy?
MB: I will fight corruption
SS: What are your plans for healthcare and
education?
MB: I will stop corruption
SS: What's your plan for housing and urban
development?
MB: I will kill corruption
SS: How can you fix insecurity, especially Boko
Haram?
MB: I will murder corruption
SS: How can you build roads and upgrade
infrastructure?
MB: I will finish corruption
SS: What are your plans for youths empowerment
and agriculture?
MB: I will destroy corruption
SS: Excuse me Sir, why is your agenda centred on
corruption alone?
MB: It’s because the corruption under Goodluck
Jonathan is unprecedented and I'm the only
person that can end it.
SS: Really and you didn't end it during Abacha's
regime when Nigeria was the most corrupt country
in the world in 1997, second most corrupt country
in 1996 and third in 1998 according Transparency
International Report? You quietly served under that
most corrupt government and nobody heard your
voice about corruption.
MB: **his face changes** I beg your pardon
Stephen. Did you bring me here to insult me? Was
this what we discussed when you invited me?
SS: Mr. Buhari, this is BBC HardTalk - a no-hold
barrel interview session. Pls, can you kindly answer
my question?
MB: I ain't gonna answer you (he tries to speak
like an American but with Fulani accent)
SS: Why Mr. Buhari?
MB: Because I wasn't the president then
SS: Ok, that reminds me. During your illegitimate
regime (1983-85), you jailed the following persons
between 70-100 years jail terms even when some
of them did nothing: Alex Ekweume, Sam Mbakwe,
Ambrose Ali, Emeka Ojukwu, Lateef Jakande, Jim
Nwobodo and Fela etc.
MB: They were corrupt. That was why I jailed
them.
SS: What about Ibrahim Awwal - your personal
friend and the then governor of Niger state?
MB: He was not corrupt
SS: Excuse me Sir. Ibrahim Awwal was arrested at
Heathrow airport right here in London with £14m.
You simply placed him under house arrest for few
weeks; the same way you placed Shehu Shagari
(the then president) under house arrest, but locked
up Alex Ekweme (the VP) in Kirikiri. Why?
MB: Ain't gonna stay here and listen to this
f**king bullshit (still speaking like an American)
SS: Mr. Buhari, it seems you're a tribal bigot
because it's on record that you never jailed corrupt
politicians from your region even when they were
the most corrupt.
----------------------------------
At this point Buhari couldn't bear it anymore. He
got up and grabbed Stephen Sackur on his shirt
collar. Met Police invaded the studio and got him
arrested.
The Police said, do you think here is Nigeria where
you threaten "dogs and baboon" or where you
lament that the "fight against Boko Haram is war
against the north"? This is the United
Kingdom...you'll be jailed for assault!
Buhari stops speaking like an American and
switches to Hausa language: Don Allah kada ku
kurkuku ni. Kamar mayar da ni zuwa Nijeriya. Wani
ya kamata don Allah sa ni El-Rufai wayar o.
(Please do not jail me. Just send me back to
Nigeria. Someone should please get me El-Rufai
phone o) LMAO!
the lack of like nd shares, says it all abt ur post outright dumb

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Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by kettykin: 7:39am On Nov 23, 2014
For these hypocritical liars fighting corruption is just fighting the opposition governors leaving their thievery brothers untouched

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Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by tomakint: 7:41am On Nov 23, 2014
CharliParker:
Father: am I suppose to sweep the House for U. I am going to sweep my office for a better fresh air.
....and you think what you gat up here is funny? undecided

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Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by egift(m): 7:42am On Nov 23, 2014


The Legacy of Jonathan - Stealing Is Not Corruption - Time to sweep it away and rebuild Nigeria.

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Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by cosmatika(m): 7:46am On Nov 23, 2014
ninovandross:
the lack of like nd shares, says it all abt ur post outright dumb
So ur aim on NL is to get likes & shares? Then u need to start taking ur anti-psychotic drugs again

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Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by Firefire(m): 7:49am On Nov 23, 2014
cosmatika:


Muhammadu Buhari On BBC HardTalk With Stephen Sackur

SS: Good day Mr. Buhari, welcome to BBC HardTalk.
MB: Thanks Stephen **smiles**
SS: Now you have declared to contest again, can
we know your agenda Sir?
MB: To grab power from PDP
SS: I mean, your manifesto Sir?
MB: I said to grab power from PDP
SS: Ok, how can you improve the economy?
MB: I will fight corruption
SS: What are your plans for healthcare and
education?
MB: I will stop corruption
SS: What's your plan for housing and urban development?

MB: I will kill corruption
SS: How can you fix insecurity, especially Boko Haram?

MB: I will murder corruption
SS: How can you build roads and upgrade infrastructure?

MB: I will finish corruption
SS: What are your plans for youths empowerment and agriculture?

MB: I will destroy corruption
SS: Excuse me Sir, why is your agenda centred on corruption alone?

MB: It’s because the corruption under Goodluck
Jonathan is unprecedented and I'm the only person that can end it.
SS: Really and you didn't end it during Abacha's egime when Nigeria was the most corrupt country in the world in 1997, second most corrupt country in 1996 and third in 1998 according Transparency International Report? You quietly served under that most corrupt government and nobody heard your voice about corruption.

MB: **his face changes** I beg your pardon Stephen. Did you bring me here to insult me? Was this what we discussed when you invited me?
SS: Mr. Buhari, this is BBC HardTalk - a no-hold barrel interview session. Pls, can you kindly answer my question?

MB: I ain't gonna answer you (he tries to speak like an American but with Fulani accent)
SS: Why Mr. Buhari?

MB: Because I wasn't the president then
SS: Ok, that reminds me. During your illegitimate regime (1983-85), you jailed the following persons between 70-100 years jail terms even when some of them did nothing: Alex Ekweume, Sam Mbakwe,Ambrose Ali, Emeka Ojukwu, Lateef Jakande, Jim Nwobodo and Fela etc.

MB: They were corrupt. That was why I jailed them.
SS: What about Ibrahim Awwal - your personal friend and the then governor of Niger state?

MB: He was not corrupt
SS: Excuse me Sir. Ibrahim Awwal was arrested at Heathrow airport right here in London with £14m.
You simply placed him under house arrest for few weeks; the same way you placed Shehu Shagari (the then president) under house arrest, but locked up Alex Ekweme (the VP) in Kirikiri. Why?

MB: Ain't gonna stay here and listen to this f**king bullshit (still speaking like an American)
SS: Mr. Buhari, it seems you're a tribal bigot because it's on record that you never jailed corrupt politicians from your region even when they were the most corrupt.
----------------------------------
At this point Buhari couldn't bear it anymore. He got up and grabbed Stephen Sackur on his shirt collar. Met Police invaded the studio and got him arrested.

The Police said, do you think here is Nigeria where you threaten "dogs and baboon" or where you lament that the "fight against Boko Haram is war against the north"? This is the United Kingdom...you'll be jailed for assault!

Buhari stops speaking like an American and switches to Hausa language: Don Allah kada ku kurkuku ni. Kamar mayar da ni zuwa Nijeriya. Wani
ya kamata don Allah sa ni El-Rufai wayar o.

(Please do not jail me. Just send me back to Nigeria. Someone should please get me El-Rufai phone o) LMAO!


Wonderful transcript, wonderful interview... Good for the soul. Do yourself a favor, read it.

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Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by Safari29: 7:50am On Nov 23, 2014
Not funny

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Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by cosmatika(m): 7:54am On Nov 23, 2014
ninovandross:
the lack of like nd shares, says it all abt ur post outright dumb
I knw u re an APC & GBM fanatic, but If u nva laughed while reading dis, den U ll do worse dan Boko haram if given d chance

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Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by ninovandross(m): 8:06am On Nov 23, 2014
cosmatika:
I knw u re an APC & GBM fanatic, but If u nva laughed while reading dis, den U ll do worse dan Boko haram if given d chance
no not really, I tried too laff just didn't see d humour in it

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Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by cosmatika(m): 8:09am On Nov 23, 2014
ninovandross:
no not really, I tried too laff just didn't see d humour in it
Who cares? U re in d minority cos a greater number of ppl like it tongue

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Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by jamace(m): 9:15am On Nov 23, 2014
grin grin grin APC is a party full of corrupt souls yet trying to cleanse PDP. grin grin Hypocrisy unlimited!

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Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by Nobody: 9:29am On Nov 23, 2014
Wetin consine me self?
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by RotrEmmanuel: 9:57am On Nov 23, 2014
I came late
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by nigerianvenom(m): 10:20am On Nov 23, 2014
Because the dad is as dirty as his mind
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by PapiWata: 10:35am On Nov 23, 2014
cosmatika:
Muhammadu Buhari On BBC HardTalk With
Stephen Sackur
SS: Good day Mr. Buhari, welcome to BBC
HardTalk.
MB: Thanks Stephen **smiles**
SS: Now you have declared to contest again, can
we know your agenda Sir?
MB: To grab power from PDP
SS: I mean, your manifesto Sir?
MB: I said to grab power from PDP
SS: Ok, how can you improve the economy?
MB: I will fight corruption
SS: What are your plans for healthcare and
education?
MB: I will stop corruption
SS: What's your plan for housing and urban
development?
MB: I will kill corruption
SS: How can you fix insecurity, especially Boko
Haram?
MB: I will murder corruption
SS: How can you build roads and upgrade
infrastructure?
MB: I will finish corruption
SS: What are your plans for youths empowerment
and agriculture?
MB: I will destroy corruption
SS: Excuse me Sir, why is your agenda centred on
corruption alone?
MB: It’s because the corruption under Goodluck
Jonathan is unprecedented and I'm the only
person that can end it.
SS: Really and you didn't end it during Abacha's
regime when Nigeria was the most corrupt country
in the world in 1997, second most corrupt country
in 1996 and third in 1998 according Transparency
International Report? You quietly served under that
most corrupt government and nobody heard your
voice about corruption.
MB: **his face changes** I beg your pardon
Stephen. Did you bring me here to insult me? Was
this what we discussed when you invited me?
SS: Mr. Buhari, this is BBC HardTalk - a no-hold
barrel interview session. Pls, can you kindly answer
my question?
MB: I ain't gonna answer you (he tries to speak
like an American but with Fulani accent)
SS: Why Mr. Buhari?
MB: Because I wasn't the president then
SS: Ok, that reminds me. During your illegitimate
regime (1983-85), you jailed the following persons
between 70-100 years jail terms even when some
of them did nothing: Alex Ekweume, Sam Mbakwe,
Ambrose Ali, Emeka Ojukwu, Lateef Jakande, Jim
Nwobodo and Fela etc.
MB: They were corrupt. That was why I jailed
them.
SS: What about Ibrahim Awwal - your personal
friend and the then governor of Niger state?
MB: He was not corrupt
SS: Excuse me Sir. Ibrahim Awwal was arrested at
Heathrow airport right here in London with £14m.
You simply placed him under house arrest for few
weeks; the same way you placed Shehu Shagari
(the then president) under house arrest, but locked
up Alex Ekweme (the VP) in Kirikiri. Why?
MB: Ain't gonna stay here and listen to this
f**king bullshit (still speaking like an American)
SS: Mr. Buhari, it seems you're a tribal bigot
because it's on record that you never jailed corrupt
politicians from your region even when they were
the most corrupt.
----------------------------------
At this point Buhari couldn't bear it anymore. He
got up and grabbed Stephen Sackur on his shirt
collar. Met Police invaded the studio and got him
arrested.
The Police said, do you think here is Nigeria where
you threaten "dogs and baboon" or where you
lament that the "fight against Boko Haram is war
against the north"? This is the United
Kingdom...you'll be jailed for assault!
Buhari stops speaking like an American and
switches to Hausa language: Don Allah kada ku
kurkuku ni. Kamar mayar da ni zuwa Nijeriya. Wani
ya kamata don Allah sa ni El-Rufai wayar o.
(Please do not jail me. Just send me back to
Nigeria. Someone should please get me El-Rufai
phone o) LMAO!

The above close-to-home satire is a work of literary genius, in that the reader is laughing so hard at the beautifully rendered imagery, that the raw historical antecedents and consistently hypocritical character of former military tyrant Buhari are highlighted, conveyed and comprehended almost at a subconscious level.

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Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by hiredkiller: 10:45am On Nov 23, 2014
Apc is a bokoharam party

Buhari is a demon

Gej till 2019 grin

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Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by Nobody: 10:46am On Nov 23, 2014
The child had better take the broom annd sweep!!!
Daddy is too old
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by PhockPhockMan: 11:01am On Nov 23, 2014
Safari29:
Not funny
Very funny.

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Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by Olancelot(m): 11:04am On Nov 23, 2014
thatz d broom dat brings food to their table.... na him papa's passport...lol
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by ahaika23: 11:11am On Nov 23, 2014
Northerners are beasts with a detestable hate against the south
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by PhockPhockMan: 11:21am On Nov 23, 2014
OlamiB:
The child had better take the broom annd sweep!!!
Daddy is too old
Meaning Buhari is too old?
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by sucreblazing(m): 12:07pm On Nov 23, 2014
ninovandross:
the lack of like nd shares, says it all abt ur post outright dumb



please sir,

modify your post oooo, because the post has already have over 20likes

(when I was writing my comment your post haven't been shared just only 5likes )
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by Nobody: 12:31pm On Nov 23, 2014
ninovandross:
the lack of like nd shares, says it all abt ur post outright dumb

#singing

if I could turn back the hands of time
then I wouldn't have made this comment grin

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