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Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by Nobody: 6:42am On Nov 23, 2014 |
[img]http://www.nigeriafilms.com/image.aspx?img=Y29udGVudC9jb250ZW50L0VkaXRvcmlhbC1DYXJ0b29uLTIyLU5vdmVtYmVyLTIwMTQucG5nfDY2MA==[/img] Picture Credit: New Telegraph Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom, But You Never Sweep The House? - READ MORE: http://www.snipr.com/29gl23y 12 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by dannydaniels(m): 6:45am On Nov 23, 2014 |
Lol |
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by seunlayi(m): 6:48am On Nov 23, 2014 |
that is the question many son supposed to be asking their father 4 Likes |
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by LegatusGlaber(m): 6:53am On Nov 23, 2014 |
Kai! lolz |
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by funshint(m): 6:55am On Nov 23, 2014 |
Not funny jooor! 5 Likes |
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by CharliParker: 7:22am On Nov 23, 2014 |
Father: am I suppose to sweep the House for U. I am going to sweep my office for a better fresh air. 11 Likes |
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by cosmatika(m): 7:32am On Nov 23, 2014 |
Muhammadu Buhari On BBC HardTalk With Stephen Sackur SS: Good day Mr. Buhari, welcome to BBC HardTalk. MB: Thanks Stephen **smiles** SS: Now you have declared to contest again, can we know your agenda Sir? MB: To grab power from PDP SS: I mean, your manifesto Sir? MB: I said to grab power from PDP SS: Ok, how can you improve the economy? MB: I will fight corruption SS: What are your plans for healthcare and education? MB: I will stop corruption SS: What's your plan for housing and urban development? MB: I will kill corruption SS: How can you fix insecurity, especially Boko Haram? MB: I will murder corruption SS: How can you build roads and upgrade infrastructure? MB: I will finish corruption SS: What are your plans for youths empowerment and agriculture? MB: I will destroy corruption SS: Excuse me Sir, why is your agenda centred on corruption alone? MB: It’s because the corruption under Goodluck Jonathan is unprecedented and I'm the only person that can end it. SS: Really and you didn't end it during Abacha's regime when Nigeria was the most corrupt country in the world in 1997, second most corrupt country in 1996 and third in 1998 according Transparency International Report? You quietly served under that most corrupt government and nobody heard your voice about corruption. MB: **his face changes** I beg your pardon Stephen. Did you bring me here to insult me? Was this what we discussed when you invited me? SS: Mr. Buhari, this is BBC HardTalk - a no-hold barrel interview session. Pls, can you kindly answer my question? MB: I ain't gonna answer you (he tries to speak like an American but with Fulani accent) SS: Why Mr. Buhari? MB: Because I wasn't the president then SS: Ok, that reminds me. During your illegitimate regime (1983-85), you jailed the following persons between 70-100 years jail terms even when some of them did nothing: Alex Ekweume, Sam Mbakwe, Ambrose Ali, Emeka Ojukwu, Lateef Jakande, Jim Nwobodo and Fela etc. MB: They were corrupt. That was why I jailed them. SS: What about Ibrahim Awwal - your personal friend and the then governor of Niger state? MB: He was not corrupt SS: Excuse me Sir. Ibrahim Awwal was arrested at Heathrow airport right here in London with £14m. You simply placed him under house arrest for few weeks; the same way you placed Shehu Shagari (the then president) under house arrest, but locked up Alex Ekweme (the VP) in Kirikiri. Why? MB: Ain't gonna stay here and listen to this f**king bullshit (still speaking like an American) SS: Mr. Buhari, it seems you're a tribal bigot because it's on record that you never jailed corrupt politicians from your region even when they were the most corrupt. ---------------------------------- At this point Buhari couldn't bear it anymore. He got up and grabbed Stephen Sackur on his shirt collar. Met Police invaded the studio and got him arrested. The Police said, do you think here is Nigeria where you threaten "dogs and baboon" or where you lament that the "fight against Boko Haram is war against the north"? This is the United Kingdom...you'll be jailed for assault! Buhari stops speaking like an American and switches to Hausa language: Don Allah kada ku kurkuku ni. Kamar mayar da ni zuwa Nijeriya. Wani ya kamata don Allah sa ni El-Rufai wayar o. (Please do not jail me. Just send me back to Nigeria. Someone should please get me El-Rufai phone o) LMAO! 62 Likes 20 Shares |
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by kettykin: 7:34am On Nov 23, 2014 |
APC's charity should begin from home, a man that can not sweep his house how can he sweep in the public. Keep your house in order before coming to the public domain 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by ninovandross(m): 7:39am On Nov 23, 2014 |
cosmatika:the lack of like nd shares, says it all abt ur post outright dumb 12 Likes |
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by kettykin: 7:39am On Nov 23, 2014 |
For these hypocritical liars fighting corruption is just fighting the opposition governors leaving their thievery brothers untouched 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by tomakint: 7:41am On Nov 23, 2014 |
CharliParker:....and you think what you gat up here is funny? 3 Likes |
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by egift(m): 7:42am On Nov 23, 2014 |
The Legacy of Jonathan - Stealing Is Not Corruption - Time to sweep it away and rebuild Nigeria. 10 Likes |
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by cosmatika(m): 7:46am On Nov 23, 2014 |
ninovandross:So ur aim on NL is to get likes & shares? Then u need to start taking ur anti-psychotic drugs again 5 Likes |
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by Firefire(m): 7:49am On Nov 23, 2014 |
cosmatika: Wonderful transcript, wonderful interview... Good for the soul. Do yourself a favor, read it. 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by Safari29: 7:50am On Nov 23, 2014 |
Not funny 1 Like |
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by cosmatika(m): 7:54am On Nov 23, 2014 |
ninovandross:I knw u re an APC & GBM fanatic, but If u nva laughed while reading dis, den U ll do worse dan Boko haram if given d chance 3 Likes |
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by ninovandross(m): 8:06am On Nov 23, 2014 |
cosmatika:no not really, I tried too laff just didn't see d humour in it 3 Likes |
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by cosmatika(m): 8:09am On Nov 23, 2014 |
ninovandross:Who cares? U re in d minority cos a greater number of ppl like it 5 Likes |
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by jamace(m): 9:15am On Nov 23, 2014 |
APC is a party full of corrupt souls yet trying to cleanse PDP. Hypocrisy unlimited! 2 Likes |
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by Nobody: 9:29am On Nov 23, 2014 |
Wetin consine me self? |
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by RotrEmmanuel: 9:57am On Nov 23, 2014 |
I came late |
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by nigerianvenom(m): 10:20am On Nov 23, 2014 |
Because the dad is as dirty as his mind |
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by PapiWata: 10:35am On Nov 23, 2014 |
cosmatika: The above close-to-home satire is a work of literary genius, in that the reader is laughing so hard at the beautifully rendered imagery, that the raw historical antecedents and consistently hypocritical character of former military tyrant Buhari are highlighted, conveyed and comprehended almost at a subconscious level. 1 Like |
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by hiredkiller: 10:45am On Nov 23, 2014 |
Apc is a bokoharam party Buhari is a demon Gej till 2019 1 Like |
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by Nobody: 10:46am On Nov 23, 2014 |
The child had better take the broom annd sweep!!! Daddy is too old |
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by PhockPhockMan: 11:01am On Nov 23, 2014 |
Safari29:Very funny. 1 Like |
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by Olancelot(m): 11:04am On Nov 23, 2014 |
thatz d broom dat brings food to their table.... na him papa's passport...lol |
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by ahaika23: 11:11am On Nov 23, 2014 |
Northerners are beasts with a detestable hate against the south |
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by PhockPhockMan: 11:21am On Nov 23, 2014 |
OlamiB:Meaning Buhari is too old? |
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by sucreblazing(m): 12:07pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
ninovandross: please sir, modify your post oooo, because the post has already have over 20likes (when I was writing my comment your post haven't been shared just only 5likes ) |
Re: Photo Of The Day: Daddy Why Do You Always Go Out With Broom? by Nobody: 12:31pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
ninovandross: #singing if I could turn back the hands of time then I wouldn't have made this comment |
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