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Unrealistic Ban Expiry Date: 29th Feb. 2017(leap Yr) Is Non-existent! by DickDastardly(m): 5:36pm On Nov 23, 2014
I was banned in Islamic section for my habitual trolling activities(who doesnt troll once in a while wink). As if that wasnt enough, i later discovered that the ban will expire on an unexisting day by my calculation. That date is null and void, so ask the management of Nairaland to strike out this ban as it lacks merit. I will also demand that by order of mandamus, the mod Messrs mclantuji should be restricted from any direct dealings on my monicker.
I also seek the management to further compel messrs latunji to offer my person an unreserved appology for the time and resources i invested in discovering that the said date is a sham and scam.
cool
Re: Unrealistic Ban Expiry Date: 29th Feb. 2017(leap Yr) Is Non-existent! by DickDastardly(m): 5:39pm On Nov 23, 2014
I promise to be of good beheviour if unbanned in islamic section. I have many moslem friends and miss them in that section.
Seun please cry
Re: Unrealistic Ban Expiry Date: 29th Feb. 2017(leap Yr) Is Non-existent! by DickDastardly(m): 5:46pm On Nov 23, 2014
Please somebody help me beg them to unban me undecided cry
Re: Unrealistic Ban Expiry Date: 29th Feb. 2017(leap Yr) Is Non-existent! by DickDastardly(m): 5:47pm On Nov 23, 2014
I wish to join my muslim brothers and sisters back in that section cry cry cry
Re: Unrealistic Ban Expiry Date: 29th Feb. 2017(leap Yr) Is Non-existent! by Nobody: 5:53pm On Nov 23, 2014
DickDastardly:
I was banned in Islamic section for my habitual trolling activities(who doesnt troll once in a while wink). As if that wasnt enough, i later discovered that the ban will expire on an unexisting day by my calculation. That date is null and void, so ask the management of Nairaland to strike out this ban as it lacks merit. I will also demand that by order of mandamus, the mod Messrs mclantuji should be restricted from any direct dealings on my monicker.
I also seek the management to further compel messrs latunji to offer my person an unreserved appology for the time and resources i invested in discovering that the said date is a sham and scam.
cool
obviously a lawyer, love a lawyer it's legal

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Re: Unrealistic Ban Expiry Date: 29th Feb. 2017(leap Yr) Is Non-existent! by DickDastardly(m): 5:54pm On Nov 23, 2014
firstEVA:
obviously a lawyer, love a lawyer it's legal
Pls beg them for me cry undecided cry
Re: Unrealistic Ban Expiry Date: 29th Feb. 2017(leap Yr) Is Non-existent! by Nobody: 5:57pm On Nov 23, 2014
DickDastardly:

Pls beg them for me cry undecided cry
your post does not look like a plea.

What you can do is mention the mod who placed a ban on you or follow him, then apologies profusely
Re: Unrealistic Ban Expiry Date: 29th Feb. 2017(leap Yr) Is Non-existent! by CORTANA: 5:58pm On Nov 23, 2014
you are hereby discharged and acquitted. lolz
Re: Unrealistic Ban Expiry Date: 29th Feb. 2017(leap Yr) Is Non-existent! by DickDastardly(m): 6:00pm On Nov 23, 2014
firstEVA:
your post does not look like a plea.

What you can do is mention the mod who placed a ban on you or follow him, then apologies profusely
Follow him? But i don know his house undecided
Re: Unrealistic Ban Expiry Date: 29th Feb. 2017(leap Yr) Is Non-existent! by DickDastardly(m): 6:02pm On Nov 23, 2014
CORTANA:
you are hereby discharged and acquitted. lolz
Your court no reach to handle this case o tongue Na seun supreme court i dey inside now wink And no spoil show for me o! Or kuku follow beg them for my head sad
Re: Unrealistic Ban Expiry Date: 29th Feb. 2017(leap Yr) Is Non-existent! by Nobody: 6:02pm On Nov 23, 2014
DickDastardly:

Follow him? But i don know his house undecided
grin

On a second thought, 2017 isn't that far, you'll be there soon grin
Re: Unrealistic Ban Expiry Date: 29th Feb. 2017(leap Yr) Is Non-existent! by CORTANA: 6:05pm On Nov 23, 2014
DickDastardly:

Your court no reach to handle this case o tongue Na seun supreme court i dey inside now wink And no spoil show for me o! Or kuku follow beg them for my head sad
Ok stand for dock there naa. When you tire let us know tongue
Re: Unrealistic Ban Expiry Date: 29th Feb. 2017(leap Yr) Is Non-existent! by CORTANA: 6:05pm On Nov 23, 2014
DickDastardly:

Your court no reach to handle this case o tongue Na seun supreme court i dey inside now wink And no spoil show for me o! Or kuku follow beg them for my head sad
Re: Unrealistic Ban Expiry Date: 29th Feb. 2017(leap Yr) Is Non-existent! by DickDastardly(m): 6:07pm On Nov 23, 2014
firstEVA:
grin

On a second thought, 2017 isn't that far, you'll be there soon grin
Are you a wicked person
Re: Unrealistic Ban Expiry Date: 29th Feb. 2017(leap Yr) Is Non-existent! by Nobody: 6:11pm On Nov 23, 2014
DickDastardly:

Are you a wicked person
ok, lemme phone seun, I have his phone number, let's see how it goes.
Re: Unrealistic Ban Expiry Date: 29th Feb. 2017(leap Yr) Is Non-existent! by DickDastardly(m): 6:12pm On Nov 23, 2014
firstEVA:
ok, lemme phone seun, I have his phone number, let's see how it goes.
Thank you kiss
Re: Unrealistic Ban Expiry Date: 29th Feb. 2017(leap Yr) Is Non-existent! by Nobody: 6:15pm On Nov 23, 2014
DickDastardly:

Thank you kiss
hard luck, he isn't picking his calls
Re: Unrealistic Ban Expiry Date: 29th Feb. 2017(leap Yr) Is Non-existent! by DickDastardly(m): 6:18pm On Nov 23, 2014
firstEVA:
hard luck, he isn't picking his calls
undecided try again pls
Re: Unrealistic Ban Expiry Date: 29th Feb. 2017(leap Yr) Is Non-existent! by Nobody: 6:22pm On Nov 23, 2014
DickDastardly:

undecided try again pls
but hey what's your business with Islamic section? Are u a muslim?
Re: Unrealistic Ban Expiry Date: 29th Feb. 2017(leap Yr) Is Non-existent! by Fabdedon(m): 6:28pm On Nov 23, 2014
DickDastardly:

Follow him? But i don know his house undecided
lol guy eh.. Which planet u fall from?
Re: Unrealistic Ban Expiry Date: 29th Feb. 2017(leap Yr) Is Non-existent! by Adeoba10(m): 6:33pm On Nov 23, 2014
DickDastardly:

Follow him? But i don know his house undecided
Wat abt on Twitter grin

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