pweetyz:
i no wan loss o..the only place wey i know for benin na uniben and ringroad..na only once i don come there ni..i go prefer the rice and picture o

kelvindim:
Seriously?

Neldrizzy:
on matric day you go sit down near me .... After matric ceremony Navvy go carry you enter somewhere go show you some kind tins wey you go like see..... You know Kada plaza/cinema for Benin?

Lexoma:
NO tell anybody woh not even pweetyz, u hear??

kelvindim:
I just dey look ur mumu story like [color=red] lucozade!
-___-[/color]

Suley316:
anytime

What course?

kulkatty:


LOL

Tarrrr (˘̯˘ )ʃ

No dey deceive em niqqas and niqqresses here. -_-

pweetyz:
rent ke..i'm certain kelvindim would be a perfect gentleman though..he'd just hire chairs for everyone

don't bring any chair again..ayaf vex..

kulkatty:


LOL ewooo.
Rich keh? How come nelly was begging me for pure water that day as if his life depended on it

you know that water is life right

i was with his atm card at the time and you know he goes cashless la..

you forgot to mention the cartons of bottled water he sent to your house later that day when he got back his atm card












you this girl sef

Bobbyzain:
the operator of the cyber cafe you go to can help you.u don't need to come to uniben.so far as you have all the documents with you. you can do the online clearance form wherever you are in the world.

uju18:
lol hi

kelvindim:
I just dey look ur mumu story like lucozade!
-___-

Lexoma:
how are you Uju??...i was mR akOn before thank God u came

kelvindim:
...because my name is Aliko Dangote Kelvin abi?

no la


its because you're a generous gentleman

pweetyz:
you know that water is life right

i was with his atm card at the time and you know he goes cashless la..

you forgot to mention the cartons of bottled water he sent to your house later that day when he got back his atm card












you this girl sef

MissyKwnly:
ok, i no go talk

kulkatty:


Google.com

How far nau? Where the F have you been??

kulkatty:

ZZZzzzzzz -___-

uju18:
you are not alone I'm here with you #lol

Neldrizzy:
Loll e go soon clear for ur eyes... Quit the race bro... Naavy got all it takes to mak her easy and rossy

kelvindim:
Babe, you see me for your dream ni?! This one you dey attack me, you na agbero?

mesoade:
yea bro, with such statement how do you expect a student to make 1st class

Neldrizzy:
No worry, jus chill.... We don't just talk cus talk is cheap if you see navvy you go believe the neegar.. No much talk, personality speaks for it self

hmm..i hope so woh..seriously looking forward to that day









lexoma..she will tell me..i'll just bribe her with enough matric rice and a new pair of heels

pweetyz:
no la


its because you're a generous gentleman

Oh, am generous? Ayaf forgotten sef.

Babe howfar? Hope say you dey ready money down for awi introduction? Gather your salary wella oh

Lexoma:
oya wait make i go wear my grandpapa cap wey get fowl feather first,,,i still like my head

Lexoma:
so where are you from??

kulkatty:


LOL
Iffa hear (˘̯˘ )ʃ

I can remember that day vividly when he took pure water without having money to pay

People gathered him, put tyre+fuel. You know the rest nau

I just pleaded for him unto say e be ma guy

nahhh..you've got it all wrong..
that wasn't neldrizzy..it was his twin from another mum..i've seen hin a couple of times..they;re so identical you'd think one of then was a clone..


nelson paid him to leave the country though so his good name wouldn't be tanished,,
thats the money speaking

kulkatty:


This looks like terms and conditions applied. And you know wah most nigerians do to them!

Yup I see you for dream. You were chasing me with cutlass. Now it's pay back time #evil grin.

Ohh puhlease. Wah is agbero? Cus where I come from, we only know wah ajebutter means,

uju18:
lagos,u?

MissyKwnly:
lol, oya, i don drop bottle