donsalvy:
those presumed nurses were pain in the bùtt. I'm guessing the alabata's bullurine is mandatory.

vykta:
Like I did #Cries d Shame I felt... D Humiliation... Psychological Trauma... Pls Do it wif ur mates or dey go use u do FUNAAB lesson 4 freshers...

ayswags:
So sad it's mandatory.That feeling you get when u see students all lined up with polythene bags and you know that this bags are filled with nothing but smelly shits and toxic urines.LMAO,medicals is really gonna be fun

ayswags:
So sad it's mandatory.That feeling you get when u see students all lined up with polythene bags and you know that this bags are filled with nothing but smelly shits and toxic urines.LMAO,medicals is really gonna be fun

vykta:
Den wen d Nurses sees u dey'll b like 'Common remove d Nylon... Is it not u dat shyte and piss?' And na u go open d shyte bottle wen dey wan collect d sample 4 analysis... Guy B Prepared Man... Its #TheExperience only no Don Moen here...

DrTI:


Lol..yea buh tz inside a tiny bottle u'd put it in,buh d funi tin z dat iz jux a droplet dey nid(d faeces n urine),dere u'd see supposedly "big babes" dey fill bottle 2 d brim wit SHIT!.buh errytn na hustle especially doin d x-rays.Infact every stage of reg na hustle in FUNAAB.#scratch dat everytin na hustle for FUNAAB(den u'd learn d luvly art of "shuntin"..#GRINS

Jamzig1:
So #poo is d topic now....@gibimade,vykta,mdee1,ERCROSS,nunushokoto,jasdine nd jelailah..report 4 duty

Gibimade:


What do U want me to say now... What I know is that, I dont know what is irritating about shīt and Urine..?? It came out from our body, so whats the big deal about it..

Thats Y I dint poke nose into it since morning..

Patoskid:

ayswags:
So sad it's mandatory.That feeling you get when u see students all lined up with polythene bags and you know that this bags are filled with nothing but smelly shits and toxic urines.LMAO,medicals is really gonna be fun

ayswags:
lol,I didn't even bother stressing myself on any medicals since I know I am never gonna use it.If at all I ever fall sick,it's either I treat myself or I just go back home.I can't stand those rude and mannerless nurses at the school clinic.I dashed inhurd the 5k for medicals.

Come to think of it even some of my friends who completed theirs were always asked to buy drugs with their own money whenever they visit the clinic for any slight illness.

So what's the essence of the medicals?

Nunushokoto:
Copied from facebook.....


Wat are we expected to be doing in skul frm
30th to dec 15th wen we gonna be starting
orientation....

Jamzig1:
So #poo is d topic now....@gibimade,vykta,mdee1,ERCROSS,nunushokoto,jasdine nd jelailah..report 4 duty

Jelailah:
Dis poo tlk gat me lmao. Jamzig abeg cm fb mk we tlk

Nunushokoto:
Copied from facebook.....


Wat are we expected to be doing in skul frm
30th to dec 15th wen we gonna be starting
orientation....

vykta:
What's d Duty? 2 Poo? #JustAsking

blessingsax:
plz dnt try wht u just wrt bcoz u are playin wit ur Id card in wich u maynt wrt som test nd exam witout it plz I beg u do it nw b4 it wil afet ur studies

Jamzig1:
you can donate for those dat dnt wanna poo

Jamzig1:
you can donate for those dat dnt wanna poo

vykta:
don't u wanna Poo?...

Jamzig1:
really! thanx 4 d info

Jamzig1:
wetin my y*nsh dey do wey e no go poo

vykta:
Pls tell me its a Rhetorical question!!! Cos I can't imagine d horrible answers right now

Jamzig1:
it isnt

ayswags:
Mr femi,Is that stool and urine test compulsory?Boycotted it during predegree reg,can I replicate that same feat here at alabata?LOL.

Cos I found the exercise so gross and irritating.

phemmyjohnson:


Yes it is necessary and not compulsory buh mandatory[Lol]...You berra prepare ur arss mehn for ur official stool for ur lovly skul!!! ...
If you miss the date for ur department and even refuse to show up on mop up days..
You will be directed to bring the following:
• A full pale pure black stool
•25litre gallon contained urine
• A refrigerated porridge stool
• A week old urine bottle
• Lastly, a fresh warm stool [ not later than 3hours excreted ]