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Re: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by kwencypresh(f): 3:26pm On Nov 25, 2014
zadok60:


Lmfao grin
Ehya..Did you eat alot of grasscutters when you were still a kid?.. smiley

M sure
Re: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by Ennamdee(m): 3:27pm On Nov 25, 2014
marieolae:
exaggerate for what? I don't think u have experienced a bad kiss before...or have u kissed a girl before smiley? ?


I guess I haven't, but i need to confirm from my mum grin wink
Re: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by tochman(m): 3:32pm On Nov 25, 2014
Experience full ground. My ex used to kiss with her teeth, i don't how how she did it sha but i had to voice out my displeasure. Secondly, i was kissing my babe and she was so into the kiss that she almost sucked my tongue out, seriously pulling it. I had to shout o... Like yeeeey, abeg u wan kill me

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Re: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by zadok60: 3:47pm On Nov 25, 2014
kwencypresh:


M sure

that's what they call UKPARI in igala language grin
Re: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by Kemmiiee: 3:55pm On Nov 25, 2014
Lmao

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Re: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by Divineluv14(f): 3:58pm On Nov 25, 2014
zadok60:


Give me one reason why you shouldn't be stopped at heaven's gate on the last day? sad
Lolz
Re: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by yesboss20(m): 3:58pm On Nov 25, 2014
It was very late...
Just after exams in the uni when people were getting cosy doing "stuff"...
I had been giving the silent treatment/run around for a while...
Until I felt something needed to be done about HER...
I rang her, requested for a meet, was exceptionally charming...
She blushed in spite of the darkness and her chocolate complexion...
And then, just when things seemed like they couldn't get any better on her part...
I Kissed Her.

It was a messed up moment for many reasons:
1. I forced myself to do what I was uncomfortable doing
2. Her breath stank!

And that second point was almost unforgivable sef. Anyway, it remains a memorable part of those days.

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Re: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by Nobody: 4:06pm On Nov 25, 2014
[size=15pt]My worst is this pretty girl I kissed nd after d whole kissing episode we got talking nd I discovered she had something rotten in between her teeth (maybe meat, only God knows) I almost puked. Not kissed her since then, when she tries I just swerve!!! angry angry[/size]

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Re: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by Bosville(m): 4:07pm On Nov 25, 2014
Me neva kiss b4 O.....bt i promise i won't disappoint the enchantress that will disvirgin those honey coated lips...#teamVirginLips#

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Re: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by Nobody: 4:15pm On Nov 25, 2014
kilokeys:
the teeth wars grin


kaaaauUUUN!.

Lmaooo. KAaaaaaUUUN!!! grin

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Re: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by Nobody: 4:18pm On Nov 25, 2014
@Farano when a man decides to chop your lips like moi-moi, it is a very bad kiss! When a man determines in his heart that he will cut short your life and practicalises it by using his mighty nose to block your own minimum-wage nose, then it is a terrible kiss. Also, when a man rushes to kiss you on the very 1st day he sets his eyes on you, without even asking or realising that you have no iota of feelings for him and you just met each other for the 1st time, that is a disastrous kiss! The greatest of them all is, when a man forces a girl to kiss him, that is an evil kiss... Okwu agwu! Magana ya Kare! Oro ti tan!

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Re: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by Ojugunrege(f): 4:36pm On Nov 25, 2014
Suzyky4u:
Kissing just got boring with my current boyfriend. He spits into my mouth thus, I stopped kissing!

Disgusting, ehn..why do some pple do this
Re: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by otimothy(m): 4:40pm On Nov 25, 2014
had one crazy experience back then in the uni,mehn wen i started kissing this babe she practically transfered saliver like mouthfull into my mouth chai i gently transfered it bck to her mouth and removed my mouth jeje,worst kiss in the world i swear

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Re: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by Ojugunrege(f): 4:45pm On Nov 25, 2014
Suzyky4u:



Ewwwwww... I understand your pain.

Seconded....my worst kiss was some dude i dated back then depositing saliva in my mouth literarily spitting into my mouth...

gush...sloppy, disgusting...for whatever reasons..i still remember till today!!!
Re: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by SHOCK7(m): 4:56pm On Nov 25, 2014
marieolae:
My first kiss has to be the worst

It was disgusting, sloppy and nasty

My tongue was clueless and the guy..hmmm his lips were all over the place.

When we finished the kiss, I looked at him and smiled.

In my mind I was like... [size=25pt] what the hell was that!!!! sad [/size]
So I believe u've got more experience now!
Re: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by Nobody: 4:56pm On Nov 25, 2014
Kemmiiee:
There was this guy I kissed some years back that chewed my lips till it became so swollen .. I had to cover my mouth and think of a lie to tell my mum when I got home ..
Ye!! Mogbe!! shocked lipsrsealed
Re: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by SHOCK7(m): 5:16pm On Nov 25, 2014
ThoniaSlim:
I remember this dude leaning in for a kiss and depositing a gallon full of saliva in my mouth! I was so disgusted! angry
Eya! Dat uncool & u seem 2 've luscious lips!
Re: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by Nobody: 5:20pm On Nov 25, 2014
Mehn my was last two years in the winter period,Me and my friend went for this exchange program party and as a bad sharp guy way I be I met one Cypriot girl,unfortunately when we first kiss that night my teeth hit with hers but after much much we count numbers together smiley
Re: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by Nobody: 5:24pm On Nov 25, 2014
SkinnyDude:
guy, which one be amu again? you be homo? amu na Peenis for igbo oh!
Hapu onye ara ahu, ka o n'emegheri!
Re: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by marieolae(f): 5:25pm On Nov 25, 2014
SHOCK7:

So I believe u've got more experience now!
definitely wink
Re: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by SHOCK7(m): 5:33pm On Nov 25, 2014
marieolae:
definitely wink
Do u mind if I see more pics of u,Fb page?
Re: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by coolfredo(m): 5:34pm On Nov 25, 2014
marieolae:
My first kiss has to be the worst

It was disgusting, sloppy and nasty

My tongue was clueless and the guy..hmmm his lips were all over the place.

When we finished the kiss, I looked at him and smiled.

In my mind I was like... [size=25pt] what the hell was that!!!! sad [/size]
Chai i see u as a gud wife material, i no even kno say wife material in u no rch 1yard, not knowing u hav been kissin since wen d pop was an alter boy
Re: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by debonairprinx(m): 5:36pm On Nov 25, 2014
Mine was sloppy and gory, she sucked my lips so hard I literally had a swollen lips.
Re: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by marieolae(f): 5:36pm On Nov 25, 2014
coolfredo:
Chai i see u as a gud wife material, i no even kno say wife material in u no rch 1yard, not knowing u hav been kissin since wen d pop was an alter boy
lmaooooo hahahaaaaaaa gosh
Re: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by holatin(m): 5:38pm On Nov 25, 2014
she bite me as in VAMPIRE style.
it was bloody since then.........do I need to tell u what happen
Re: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by coolfredo(m): 5:49pm On Nov 25, 2014
Suzyky4u:


Not cos of that na. Compatibility is zero.
Abeg no vex ooo hw many lips u go kiss i no want mention de other thing ooo before compatibility becomes 100%? am jux thinkin aloud oo
Re: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by adeniyisamuel59(m): 5:54pm On Nov 25, 2014
My first kiss was super thrilling because I kissed for four hours none stop...though with lip injury
Re: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by coolfredo(m): 6:06pm On Nov 25, 2014
okonelfg:
hmmmm i do my selection very well beside it not evrtybody u meet that u will exchange saliva with lol i remember the girl that nearly break my neck in the name of kissin she waz taller dan me lol my neck suffer wel wel dat day
Ehyaaa sorry, u for clumb locker n stand, or u make her kneel down, nxt time jux remember wat i told u
Re: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by Nobody: 6:08pm On Nov 25, 2014
Divineluv14:
Never kissed before sad
interesting smiley smiley smiley
Dtx cool
Really cool








So marieolae don start dey kiss sef
To d extent she's nw a pro in d act
Diaris God o
Re: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by marieolae(f): 6:18pm On Nov 25, 2014
AgapeCharis:
interesting smiley smiley smiley
Dtx cool
Really cool








So marieolae don start dey kiss sef
To d extent she's nw a pro in d act
Diaris God o
lol u ppl shud leave me ohh sad
Re: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by Nobody: 6:33pm On Nov 25, 2014
pweetixandy:
ur signature..at a time,that song was my favourite in the world :-)
it's a realy nice song. Do u like the kind of man described in the song? wink Why did it stop being your favourite? which song took its place?
Re: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by farano(f): 6:38pm On Nov 25, 2014
adeniyisamuel59:
My first kiss was super thrilling because I kissed for four hours none stop...though with lip injury
undecided

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