I'll go straight to the point. As the year draws to a close, here are some of the things that occurred on NL this year:

- Sambisa forest was the most referred to location following the Chibok girls saga. Some pass there everyday on their way to work while some were advised to relocate there.

- We were made to understand that diaris godu o. And if you already knew that, you were still reminded multiple times. Patience I hail o.

- The derailer's association of NL proved to be a serious plague that every thread owner feared as they made it a habit to roam from thread to thread asking who dey play match, asking for BB chargers, Nokia torchlight batteries and other irrelevancies. What the hell does an Itel charger have to do with the topic of the thread? When you observe any member of the derailer's association (and they are many) lurking around on your thread, dear Oga and Madam, your thread is about to be derailed.

- Space booking was taken to a whole new direction this year as comments such as 'qqqhs' and 'gjqiq' were rife on FP topics. To a newcomer 'qqqhs' and 'gjqiq' is nothing but gibberish, but make no mistake, the hustle to be on the first page is real, and these monikers are only booking space. Ahdismdsfs...

- Short guys suffered the most this year. They were the worst hit as every girl suddenly couldn't, cannot, and will not date a short guy. If you like have a billion dollars in your account and be as handsome as I am. They still would not date you. Why? Cos you are short. Short guys pele o. Rest assured that I feel your pain(s?) and empathize with your situation/condition.

- Everybody schooled in France

- The Ten Types Of People Crew held sway on the Romance Section, spearheaded by tosyne2much, and we got to learn about the different types of people we could meet in different situations. For example, 10 types of boko haram suicide bombers you could meet in a marketplace, 10 types of people you could meet in a molue, 10 types of people you could meet in the toilet, etc.

- Tonto Dikeh lost her position as FP queen this year. Perhaps her contract with Seun had expired, or maybe they broke up, or maybe she just stopped giving Seun the pvnnny for whatever reason, na she sabi. Whatever the case maybe, it was Tonto Dikeh out - Linda Ikeji in. That's right! Anything that had Linda Ikeji in it stood a greater chance of making front page. Just watch, it's highly likely that this thread will make front page. Why? It's got Linda Ikeji in it!

- With the elections drawing closer, the PDP e-warriors and the APC supporters of APC (as I see them refer to each other o make una no bite my head) have doubled their efforts at attacking, thwarting and undermining each other as more and more political threads make front page. That's good for them, but I remain apolitical so that's none of my business.

- Oh and that reminds me! Kermit the frog (from Sesame street) also had a good year, sipping his tea (especially Lipton) and minding his business. Suddenly everybody also started minding their own business as well. Iffa hear! But wetin consign me anyway? It's none of my business.

- All in all, I'd say the Romance Section dominated the front page, much to the consternation of other 'serious-minded' individuals, and the 'How-Did-This-Get-On-FrontPage' Crew were forced to work round the clock, asking questions that no one really cares about, while sipping their Lipton and doing the Kermit. Lol

Anyway, that's that about that. What did you learn from Nairaland this year?

Keep it clean, keep it simple, keep it fun...

zzzZZz (-_-). (",)

DearisgodOh wouldnt be forgoten so easily.





and only me waka come

#Yawns...

LEvuls:
DearisgodOh wouldnt be forgoten so easily.
and only me waka come

Loool... I forgot the na only me waka come. That won't be forgotten as well.

And I also forgot the derailer's association of NL, I can see that some of their members are here. Una well done ooo

abeg who get bb charger

.............UFN(fix d word)i bet u ll fall

missberrypop5:
zzzZZz (-_-). (",)

as in...very very boring. *sleeps*

FLAWLES:
.............UFN(fix d word)i bet u ll fall

Unfunny. I'm correct bah?

Anyway the topic still stands.

marieolae:
as in...very very boring. *sleeps*

Wake up...got u lunch

marieolae:
as in...very very boring. *sleeps*

Ehya...make sure you sleep on something comfy and watch A Night Of A Thousand Laughs, okay? I guarantee that will make you laugh. I love your diary by the way.

The topic still stands.

waywardpikin:


Ehya...make sure you sleep on something comfy and watch A Night Of A Thousand Laughs, okay? I guarantee that will make you laugh. I love your diary by the way.

The topic still stands.

thanks dear

i be no wan comment b4 but dis ur monicker got me thinking

marieolae:
as in...very very boring. *sleeps*

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For you to say this thread aint funny, you are one hell of a sadist in real life. Quote me and die

Sunkyphil:
i be no wan comment b4 but dis ur monicker got me thinking

I wayward na. No be something wey dem dey hide

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I wayward na. No be something wey dem dey hide

kagari:

.
For you to say this thread aint funny, you are one hell of a sadist in real life. Quote me and die

is that all?

this your monicker.na wetin attract me b dat

Frontpage pls

What bout if i do this "America will Know"
The " I hope you know that thunder will fire you" Crew

Op pictures of you of all the things you said happen in NL this year or idontbilivit.

marieolae:
as in...very very boring. *sleeps*

hehehehehehe.

waywardpikin:


Unfunny. I'm correct bah?

Anyway the topic still stands.

.no

abeg, which match dey this evening?

FLAWLES:
.no

So what's the correct thing since I've obviously failed?

pinkiepetite:
this your monicker.na wetin attract me b dat

Hian

So person no fit wayward again con attempt to make sense abi?

#looks up at orijinAL post and shakes head#

And for my mind I bin really write beta tin o. Choi...

Una don finish my career

waywardpikin:


So what's the correct thing since I've obviously failed?

.FUN

sexymoma:
What bout if i do this "America will Know"
The " I hope you know that thunder will fire you" Crew

Hahahaha... Forgot about those ones. Nice

Anwasia:
Op pictures of you of all the things you said happen in NL this year or idontbilivit.

No worry I go soon upload am

FLAWLES:
.FUN

Wow... How did I miss that?

So what does FUN have to do with anything?

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waywardpikin:


No worry I go soon upload am

# am waiting #