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Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by tosyne2much(m): 5:14pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
When men were boys, every dude must have had a memorable embarrassing moment, only if you have never attempted to strike up a convo Lemme keep the ball rolling **Clears throat** I, my elder brother and friends were clustered around a particular place when I spotted this pretty damsel. I couldn't hide my feelings and outrightly told them I would like to strike up a convo with her (you know guys naaa, they quickly encouraged me not to dull the package, and little did they know I would mess up ![]() ** Fst Fwd ** The moment she walked past me, I hurriedly walked towards her. (One thing that messed me up was that I used cramming method). I hello-ed her and the following conversation took place ME - what's up pretty lady ? She - I'm fine and you ? Me - I'm very well Next thing, I forgot my crammed lines and was dumb founded, only to be looking like a frustrated Jambite ![]() After a while, she looked at me for a few seconds and broke the silence.. She said, WAIT oooo !!! Is it that you forgot all what you have crammed or you are not just bold enough ? Ehhhhhnnnnnn !!! What a shameful thing At that instance, shame and discomfort was registered on my face and it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up (I just can't remember how we departed) **Guys pls share yours ** Note - No claiming of rich or fine boi on this thread oooo ![]() 61 Likes 14 Shares |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 5:15pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
*typing* My worst embarrassing moment approaching an opposite sex. It wasn't really about wooing her. Lol! I was walking past the road, and met my old high school friend I know. I felt like approaching her and starting a convo but something said I shouldn't do so. I still went ahead. Me- Hello She- (She pretended as if she didn't know me) ![]() Me- I was embarrassed because all the passerbye's were staring at me. ![]() To save face, I screamed "weren't you the one that I met at ashewo joint yesternight?". ![]() Believe my Story at your own peril. ![]() 116 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by chimerase2: 5:22pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
*shares* 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Lordabas: 5:22pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
I Was trying to talk to my crush i had in high school after admiring her for several months. I walked up to her and basically tried to say hi, my mouth got dried ![]() my mind went blank ![]() I couldn't think of anything to say the tension was too much then the worst happened... My nyash betrayed me and I let out a loud fart ![]() With the last dose of courage left in me i told her i will talk to her later and zoomed off ![]() ** That was the last time i saw that girl ** ![]() 86 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Blayze007(m): 5:29pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Had a drink...dint know it got my pants stained at d erm...u know..got dry and left maps so it kinda looked like I'd been wankin.. well, d look on her face didn't need any explanation when i walked upto her.. sheesh.. 21 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by ifaoni(m): 5:30pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Notin to share. Ladies woo me not me wooing them. 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by nairamaverick(m): 5:43pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
I'm shy , I don't approach ladies ![]() 29 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Rilwayne001: 5:44pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
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Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by holatin(m): 5:56pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
I only say hi lady and she shout what !!! imagine d embarrassment for bank 34 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Deeypeey(m): 5:58pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
I don't do girls....they do me. So I made frontpage....signs of Exam success 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by ERCROSS(m): 6:04pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
ifaoni: Deeypeey: Bros... ![]() ![]() ![]() U can lie.. ![]() I throway yansh for u... 39 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by tosyne2much(m): 6:04pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
My second experience I walked up to this random lady and tried to strike up a convo.. I talked and talked and talked but for where ? If I hear say she respond.. Could you believe I foolishly took a walk with this lady for almost 10 mins without a word from her ** Fwd ** I got frustrated and told her I had to go at this point and that I appreciate her making me look like a fool We parted ways and I haven't even took 3 steps when I heard the bomb " PLS GET A JOB At that instance, I was overwhlemed by low self esteem and it was as if somebody hit sledge hammer on head from behind.. I couldnt wait but zoomed off (if I hear say I wait) 109 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by ERCROSS(m): 6:06pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
^^^^^^ ![]() ![]() ![]() Ladies, but why una like to dey embarrass us atimes... Chai... Tosyne2much yaff suffer ooooo ![]() 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by tosyne2much(m): 6:09pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
ERCROSS: Haaaaa me don suffer onto wooing things oooooo.. na wetin make me wise up wella now ![]() 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Sparrow13: 6:13pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
ERCROSS: 40 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by tosyne2much(m): 6:15pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
chimerase2 and Lordabas, abeg make una no just book space jhooooor. Make una share too abeg ![]() ECROSS, you sef share jhooooor ![]() nairamaverick, Oooooya share urs too jhoooooo.. If I hear say you neva approach babe b4 ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Dreyl(m): 6:18pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
I don't have time wooing lady. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by chibwike(m): 6:22pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
is typing a message... 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 6:27pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Neva had a bad experience 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by xpac01(m): 6:29pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
I don't really know why this happens to me. Am always kind of confident of my english prowess, but when trying to woo a lady, my grammar will look so pathetic and crippled, and unfortunately the ladies don't even give me a leverage to this error. I always remember this embarassing wooing back at school. While reading in the class in my normal reading theartre, this beautiful girl caught my attention, then i decided to make a move and recorded the whole incident in my phone. This what ensued: Me: baby hw far (now my heart beating fast, almost tearing my chest) SHE: fine (soft voice) ME: how is studying? SHE: you said? (already noticing the error) ME:.....forget. I am always since viewing your seriousness from the behind. SHE: how? what are you saying? (frowning) ME: (already loosing confidence) baby I will like to be friends with the seriousness of somebody like you. SHE: (bursted and laughing emabrassingly, attracting the whole students reading in the theatre) look am in this school to read and not to make friends with people like you ok? Please leave me alone. ME: (stood up face down, packed my book and left the theatre). When i played back the incident, i was like, xpac na u be dat. So embarassing... 118 Likes 11 Shares |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 6:30pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Only very inexperienced small boiz; run after a lady; or goo to woo a lady; they just see walking on d road; it is vvery inappropriate and immature; They are appropriate quarters for that; if the situation is not appropriate; or the atmosphere does not warrant it; pls do not go; its as simple as that; telling u from my countless experiuences; I have never been embarrased; or lookrd down upon ( ur dressing n presentation tells d way u'll be addressed)... Those who have eyes, n are willing to lear,; pls do... Am out. 57 Likes |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by FLAWLES(f): 6:30pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
............. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by chimerase2: 6:34pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
tosyne2much:u knw say ma own de dey very wozky so I gat book beta space before I relax share ma own ![]() |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 6:41pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
I came here to laugh 9 Likes |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 6:46pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
[size=35pt] I believe the Ladies can also share Hw dey embarrased a guy dt tried wooing dem[/size] 25 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by tosyne2much(m): 6:46pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Raymondenyi: You sounded like someone who started like a professional without any fucck up.. If you have no most embarrassing moment to share, just view the thread and move on rather than showing off Those who are professionals in the league of toasting are sharing their most embarrassing experience so why displaying inflated ego mentality... ** smh** Even Dongote and its like can share their embarrassing moment when approaching a lady if given the chance so who the hell are you ? Let's take small boi, dressing and manner of approach out of this and say the real fact 43 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Cholls(m): 6:47pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
My brother what can I say? Wait am coming ![]() |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Fabdedon(m): 6:48pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
this same thing almost happen to me...here are de in details www.nairaland.com/1988807/hilarious-sunday-exprience very funny exprience.... modified: . Few minutes to the end of the mass..i brought out my phone went through my saved post.. Big thanks to tosyne2much.. Memorised all his start up lines to woo a girl and more female facts.... Even checked to woo fine mammy water like pweetyz #no offence ...(determined.. And good to go) . . The mass dismissed nah..i put on my dark shades.on top my dark hair like Neldrizzy own..(007"" ).. Tucks in..walk majestically to her like a real Naijaboiy.. #clears_ thoat...forms MICHEAL JACKson's VOICE (@speechless) . . Me: Heloo i am... (as the babe dey turn...choi see eye lids.. (chisoz I DON FORGET MY NAME)... Babe : hello what do you say is your name.. **See voice*** Me :my Lame, sorry, my name.. **scratching head** Babe : please be fast i have things to attend to.. Me : em sorry oo..hmm my name.. **drawing map of Liberia with my golden colour hiptops** (i think say nah only girls dey do am oo see me as i dey sweat for tongue) :emm yes my names are Anagboso Paschal chukwuemeka Michael.. But my friends call me Fabdedon... I am even tall in complexion ( who ask me..? Choi !!!..) Babe: SO ? Me: La La Lala **exclamatining in chinese!!!.. *** thats when i knew that Jonathan will win 2nd tenor Me: So..emmm would like to know you more and your botanical name...sorry ma your name.... Babe: lol this guy you are funny oo..(choi Nigeria be me like France...mammy water tell me say i funny..) Anyway my name is... Bla bla bla.. Me : ** I just dey stare like say she Transparent.. Babe..: helloo are you here..? **Shakes me** Me.: emm sorry am trying to recollect where i heard that name cos the last i heard it was when i was in planet Mars.. Babe..: This guy you are very funny ooo..**hits me on the chest** (gbagam...every thing for my body just stand at attention dey throw way salute..**mammy water touch me. Choi !!!!...)..The BIG boy in me came out.. . . ..........Fast...Forwards........................>>.. I decided to escort her to maybe know the direction of her house....(maybe close to mine.. as a bad guy..) we enjoyed the converstaion down the pavement until she waved a bus going towards my home.... About to enter the bus i remembered i used my transport money for offering for church which means 3km treking....choi..#Gobe . . . As a bad guy i need to cover up and form . . Me: hmm i forgot my Bible in the church so maybe next time we get to meet... Babe: hmm owk let me follow you and get it..so we get to spend some time together...winks.. Case!!!! Me: hmmm you know.. I would join the legion of mary society am their vice president so my presence is needed there so i might waste time too... (immediatly i drop that lie i now came to assumption immediatly that the devil is a learner) Babe : wow i have long wanted to join that society.... At least this an opportunity to join too. (thats when i know she truely be mammy water.) Me; ** forms smile** ehya.. We dont allow new commers this sunday only last sunday of the month that we allow new commers.. (immediatly i could hear d devil weeping telling God.. Why do you say am not rightous!!!!) . . Her phone rings.. she looked at it and said.. Babe..; oppps my sister is calling already.. Here is my Number call me when you get Home... Me..:Its my pleasure will do just that.. . . . Reached home after 3km treking..called her....hmmm i think what happend later are now HISTORY lol... 86 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by tosyne2much(m): 6:57pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Fabdedon: Copy and paste it on the thread 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 7:02pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
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Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Fabdedon(m): 7:06pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
tosyne2much:done and modified 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by iceberylin(m): 7:08pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
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