Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Truckpusher(m): 11:54am On Nov 27, 2014 |
3cycle: Funny guys around... Some will walk up to ask if you've watched the match between arsenal and Nigeria. Dry ![tongue](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/tongue.png) 3cycle you can lie for Africa Even my 8 and 9 yr old neighboor's kids knew that Asernal is a clubside ![tongue](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/tongue.png) |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by misszainab(f): 11:54am On Nov 27, 2014 |
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Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 11:55am On Nov 27, 2014 |
tosyne2much: [i] My second experience
I walked up to this random lady and tried to strike up a convo.. I talked and talked and talked but for where ? If I hear say she respond.. Could you believe I foolishly took a walk with this lady for almost 10 mins with a word from her
** Fwd **
I got frustrated and told her I had to go at this point and that I appreciate her making me look like a fool
We departed and I haven't even took 3 steps when I heard the bomb " PLS GET A JOB
At that instance, I was overwhlemed by low self esteem and it was as if somebody hit sledge hammer on head from behind.. I could wait than zoom off (if I hear say I wait)
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...I go vex do Yahooo!!! 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Truckpusher(m): 11:55am On Nov 27, 2014 |
Khalessi: This dude always has some dumb experience to share. Am sure now it's a thing of the past since girls are the ones chasing you. *SHOT FIRED* ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by tosyne2much(m): 11:58am On Nov 27, 2014 |
Khalessi: This dude always has some dumb experience to share. Am sure now it's a thing of the past since girls are the ones chasing you. Bros I don suffer wella oooooo when men were boys.. Now I don be DON ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by MuyiwaMike(m): 11:59am On Nov 27, 2014 |
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Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 12:00pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
tosyne2much: [i] My second experience
I walked up to this random lady and tried to strike up a convo.. I talked and talked and talked but for where ? If I hear say she respond.. Could you believe I foolishly took a walk with this lady for almost 10 mins with a word from her
** Fwd **
I got frustrated and told her I had to go at this point and that I appreciate her making me look like a fool
We departed and I haven't even took 3 steps when I heard the bomb " PLS GET A JOB
At that instance, I was overwhlemed by low self esteem and it was as if somebody hit sledge hammer on head from behind.. I could wait than zoom off (if I hear say I wait) BROS YOU FOR WAIT FOR THE REMAINING BOMB NA ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
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Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 12:01pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
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Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by killercute16(m): 12:04pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
xpac01: I don't really know why this happens to me. Am always kind of confident of my english prowess, but when trying to woo a lady, my grammar will look so pathetic and crippled, and unfortunately the ladies don't even give me a leverage to this error. I always remember this embarassing wooing back at school. While reading in the class in my normal reading theartre, this beautiful girl caught my attention, then i decided to make a move and recorded the whole incident in my phone. This what ensued: Me: baby hw far (now my heart beating fast, almost tearing my chest) SHE: fine (soft voice) ME: how is studying? SHE: you said? (already noticing the error) ME:.....forget. I am always since viewing your seriousness from the behind. SHE: how? what are you saying? (frowning) ME: (already loosing confidence) baby I will like to be friends with the seriousness of somebody like you. SHE: (bursted and laughing emabrassingly, attracting the whole students reading in the theatre) look am in this school to read and not to make friends with people like you ok? Please leave me alone. ME: (stood up face down, packed my book and left the theatre). When i played back the incident, i was like, xpac na u be dat. So embarassing... Omg....Who did you offend the previous day na,you should sue that person |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 12:08pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
UjSizzle:
You wouldn't have to. The farm's always calling over there. yes and d farm is more preferable to the one you just coming from in Nigeria. meanwhile how is home? ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by leonard509(m): 12:12pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
adonbilivit: seeing this made me smile cos i just wooed a lady now. it was smooth. i never get embarrassed cos i sabi package my self.. i saw her in the bank this morning, i got attracted to her instantly. when i was done i went outside and waited for to come out. after waiting for about five minutes she came out....and immediately walked into a boutique. *see gobe*..she started conversing with the sales person( a lady)...* double wahala*...i still went there, said hi to both of them and asked the other lady to excuse us and she did ...the rest is not meant for your ears and eyes pictures from the event or adonbilivit |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Elegbede205(m): 12:12pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
so so sad mehn,am jxt too SHY to woo a GIRL....**climbs iroko tree to view comments**
kai av got countless crush in my sec school and they knew i had a crush on them tru d internet..sad shii
Buh dis gals get thier own 4 body,if u gat a crush on a guy tell im an let their b NATURE BALANCE!! ![embarassed](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/embarassed.png) 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by ThoniaSlim(f): 12:13pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Raymondenyi: Only very inexperienced small boiz; run after a lady; or goo to woo a lady; they just see walking on d road; it is vvery inappropriate and immature; They are appropriate quarters for that; if the situation is not appropriate; or the atmosphere does not warrant it; pls do not go; its as simple as that; telling u from my countless experiuences; I have never been embarrased; or lookrd down upon ( ur dressing n presentation tells d way u'll be addressed)...
Those who have eyes, n are willing to lear,; pls do...
Am out. Exactly! Why would a grown man sagging his trousers really think he'll get a response from me? Also time and place matters a lot when approaching a lady! Imagine walking up to a lady stuck in a long queue at GTB Bank and expecting her to entertain your ridiculous lines! Like really? Also any smart man would know you never approach a lady when she's with her group of friends. That's a big no no. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by SweetCarrot(m): 12:15pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Raymondenyi: Only very inexperienced small boiz; run after a lady; or goo to woo a lady; they just see walking on d road; it is vvery inappropriate and immature; They are appropriate quarters for that; if the situation is not appropriate; or the atmosphere does not warrant it; pls do not go; its as simple as that; telling u from my countless experiuences; I have never been embarrased; or lookrd down upon ( ur dressing n presentation tells d way u'll be addressed)...
Those who have eyes, n are willing to lear,; pls do...
Am out. Tombs up. Ray |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by killercute16(m): 12:16pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Fabdedon: this same thing almost happen to me...here are de in details www.nairaland.com/1988807/hilarious-sunday-exprience very funny exprience.... modified: . Few minutes to the end of the mass..i brought out my phone went through my saved post.. Big thanks to tosyne2much.. Memorised all his start up lines to woo a girl and more female facts.... Even checked to woo fine mammy water like pweetyz #no offence ...(determined.. And good to go) . . The mass dismissed nah..i put on my dark shades.on top my dark hair like Neldrizzy own..(007"" ).. Tucks in..walk majestically to her like a real Naijaboiy.. #clears_ thoat...forms MICHEAL JACKson's VOICE (@speechless) . . Me: Heloo i am... (as the babe dey turn...choi see eye lids.. (chisoz I DON FORGET MY NAME)... Babe : hello what do you say is your name.. **See voice*** Me :my Lame, sorry, my name.. **scratching head** Babe : please be fast i have things to attend to.. Me : em sorry oo..hmm my name.. **drawing map of Liberia with my golden colour hiptops** (i think say nah only girls dey do am oo see me as i dey sweat for tongue) :emm yes my names are Anagboso Paschal chukwuemeka Michael.. But my friends call me Fabdedon... I am even tall in complexion ( who ask me..? Choi !!!..) Babe: SO ? Me: La La Lala **exclamatining in chinese!!!.. *** thats when i knew that Jonathan will win 2nd tenor Me: So..emmm would like to know you more and your botanical name...sorry ma your name.... Babe: lol this guy you are funny oo..(choi Nigeria be me like France...mammy water tell me say i funny..) Anyway my name is... Bla bla bla.. Me : ** I just dey stare like say she Transparent.. Babe..: helloo are you here..? **Shakes me** Me.: emm sorry am trying to recollect where i heard that name cos the last i heard it was when i was in planet Mars.. Babe..: This guy you are very funny ooo..**hits me on the chest** (gbagam...every thing for my body just stand at attention dey throw way salute..**mammy water touch me. Choi !!!!...)..The BIG boy in me came out.. . . ..........Fast...Forwards........................>>.. I decided to escort her to maybe know the direction of her house....(maybe close to mine.. as a bad guy..) we enjoyed the converstaion down the pavement until she waved a bus going towards my home.... About to enter the bus i remembered i used my transport money for offering for church which means 3km treking....choi..#Gobe . . . As a bad guy i need to cover up and form . . Me: hmm i forgot my Bible in the church so maybe next time we get to meet... Babe: hmm owk let me follow you and get it..so we get to spend some time together...winks.. Case!!!! Me: hmmm you know.. I would join the legion of mary society am their vice president so my presence is needed there so i might waste time too... (immediatly i drop that lie i now came to assumption immediatly that the devil is a learner) Babe : wow i have long wanted to join that society.... At least this an opportunity to join too. (thats when i know she truely be mammy water.) Me; ** forms smile** ehya.. We dont allow new commers this sunday only last sunday of the month that we allow new commers.. (immediatly i could hear d devil weeping telling God.. Why do you say am not rightous!!!!) . . Her phone rings.. she looked at it and said.. Babe..; oppps my sister is calling already.. Here is my Number call me when you get Home... Me..:Its my pleasure will do just that.. . . . Reached home after 3km treking..called her....hmmm i think what happend later are now HISTORY lol...
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Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 12:16pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
tosyne2much: [i] My second experience
I walked up to this random lady and tried to strike up a convo.. I talked and talked and talked but for where ? If I hear say she respond.. Could you believe I foolishly took a walk with this lady for almost 10 mins without a word from her
** Fwd **
I got frustrated and told her I had to go at this point and that I appreciate her making me look like a fool
We parted ways and I haven't even took 3 steps when I heard the bomb " PLS GET A JOB
At that instance, I was overwhlemed by low self esteem and it was as if somebody hit sledge hammer on head from behind.. I couldnt wait but zoomed off (if I hear say I wait)
Wicked!!! Definitely a Boko Haram lady. |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by mysticSeason(m): 12:17pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
I had an embarrasing experience once buh I can't share it.............its dim funny |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 12:19pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
VickyyB:
This lies you are sharing. ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) exactly!! |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by stanisbaratheon: 12:20pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
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Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 12:23pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
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Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by UjSizzle(f): 12:26pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
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Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by melotreaah(m): 12:27pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
FrancisTony: *typing*
My worst embarrassing moment approaching an opposite sex.
It wasn't really about wooing her. Lol! I was walking past the road, and met my old high school friend I know.
I felt like approaching her and starting a convo but something said I shouldn't do so. I still went ahead.
Me- Hello
She- (She pretended as if she didn't know me) ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
Me- I was embarrassed because all the passerbye's were staring at me. EKU IRO OOOO!!!
To save face, I screamed "weren't you the one that I met at ashewo joint yesternight?". ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
Believe my Story at your own peril. ![tongue](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/tongue.png) |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by UjSizzle(f): 12:29pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
silvermania: yes and d farm is more preferable to the one you just coming from in Nigeria. meanwhile how is home? ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) Home is as home's always been. |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Tolzeal(m): 12:31pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
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Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by kullozone(m): 12:32pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
xpac01: I don't really know why this happens to me. Am always kind of confident of my english prowess, but when trying to woo a lady, my grammar will look so pathetic and crippled, and unfortunately the ladies don't even give me a leverage to this error. I always remember this embarassing wooing back at school. While reading in the class in my normal reading theartre, this beautiful girl caught my attention, then i decided to make a move and recorded the whole incident in my phone. This what ensued: Me: baby hw far (now my heart beating fast, almost tearing my chest) SHE: fine (soft voice) ME: how is studying? SHE: you said? (already noticing the error) ME:.....forget. I am always since viewing your seriousness from the behind. SHE: how? what are you saying? (frowning) ME: (already loosing confidence) baby I will like to be friends with the seriousness of somebody like you. SHE: (bursted and laughing emabrassingly, attracting the whole students reading in the theatre) look am in this school to read and not to make friends with people like you ok? Please leave me alone. ME: (stood up face down, packed my book and left the theatre). When i played back the incident, i was like, xpac na u be dat. So embarassing... yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!!! dis laff nor go finish today...oboy i can't read dis alone,lemme share it wit me friends.. hahahahahahahaha!!! i'll also like to be friends wit d seriousness of sumbody like her oh! 3 Likes |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by tochman(m): 12:33pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
I neva toast woman before, so i have no experience. The girls just luv me, not my fault. Oya make una clap for me ![wink](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/wink.png) |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 12:34pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
I'm really surprised at the comments on here...toasting lines? WTH are those? Wooing a lady to me, is only a matter of intelligence and confidence. You can tell a lot about a person by just looking at them for a moment...I would usually strike up a convo about something ubiquitous...and I make sure to catch them off guard. I'm not the sort of guy who stares at women...it only takes a split-second to check out a lady. Don't walk up to a lady after staring at her like she's some billboard in Times Square, that's just plain weird...especially for the really beautiful ones. I act like they're invisible to me...and then initiate a convo when they least expect it...and since I'm good-looking and super cool...she'll lose herself for a bit when I suddenly engage her in a convo...but I try to make them as comfortable as possible, so no getting personal right off the bat...take it slow, be confident, be witty. Cheers! 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by OkikiOluwa1(m): 12:34pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
tosyne2much: When men were boys, every dude must have had a memorable embarrassing moment, only if you have never attempted to strike up a convo
Lemme keep the ball rolling
**Clears throat**
I, my elder brother and friends were clustered around a particular place when I spotted this pretty damsel. I couldn't hide my feelings and outrightly told them I would like to strike up a convo with her (you know guys naaa, they quickly encouraged me not to dull the package, and little did they know I would mess up ). I took an excuse and positioned like a lion waiting for its prey
** Fst Fwd ** The moment she walked past me, I hurriedly walked towards her. (One thing that messed me up was that I used cramming method). I hello-ed her and the following conversation took place
ME - what's up pretty lady ?
She - I'm fine and you ?
Me - I'm very well
Next thing, I forgot my crammed lines and was dumb founded, only to be looking like a frustrated Jambite
After a while, she looked at me for a few seconds and broke the silence.. She said, WAIT oooo !!! Is it that you forgot all what you have crammed or you are not just bold enough ? Ehhhhhnnnnnn !!! What a shameful thing
At that instance, shame and discomfort was registered on my face and it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up (I just can't remember how we departed)
**Guys pls share yours **
Note - No claiming of rich or fine boi on this thread oooo lol. I v never forgotten my lines. I v them natural lines that does not require cramming... Last BulletWell, my experience was with a girl that's older than me and was also receiving kondo from big men. I thought I d be able to convince her... But I was shocked after wooing her... The next thing she said was: Do you think I m like those N2, N2, girls that you meet under the mango tree?I was stunned... The girl na were! 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by infogenius(m): 12:36pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
I recounted this scenario with some guys last night.
I was in SS1 first term and there was this girl that just wanted me around her and my guys just asked me to break the ice.
After so many days of encouraging and cajoling me i decided to do just that on a Thursday evening.
That Thursday evening after prep one of those yeye guys said that he must call her and I will have to woo her.
No shakes, i waited under a dongoyaro tree close to the class block.
Suddenly Hadiza appeared and was coming out and my heart beat increased more 2000000% na God say make I no die
She got closer (sweat over my face in harmattan period) i prayed for courage At last
Hadiza:infogenius, how are you? me; fine, and youuu?
Hadiza:cool, y did not come over to teach me sets me: ......*quiet*....
Hadiza:are u not talking.I hope you are ok. *checking my body temperature* me:*heart beat beating uncontrollable* puts both hands in my trouser pockets
Hadiza; so what is it you want to see me for? Moh'd just told me u wanted to see me urgently Me: Yes, let me think
Hadiza: what are u thinking? me: Let me think *heart beats very high* me sef no understand Hadiza:ok when u are thru wit thinking I will be in the class me:wait
Hadiza;ok what is it na? Me:let me think.*hands still in my pockets*
To cut the long story short i kept her for close to thirty minutes.
Hadiza: I have to go in now,there is cold outside. moreover i have lit assignment to finish up. Me:ok,I have finished thinking.em..em...em...em
Hadiza:*getting angry* talk, what is it? me: ok*bracing up not minding heart beat rate* I .... like u.... and ..em.. I want u to be my special friend..my girlfriend.*stamerring in the process*
Hadiza: is that what took u all the time to say and even kept me in the cold. Me: I am sorry.SO what is your response to my request?
Hadiza: I will think about it me;when will i get my reply
Hadiza:next week * and she walks away* me: *sighs*....see this short girl oh...thank God... *feeling disappointed and walking away with heads bowed*
I am yet to get Hadiza's reply after more than 20yrs and where still good friends till i left FGC but nothing attached.
I could not sleep for close to a week after the poor showing and I still laff it off anytime it comes to mind like last night. 14 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by tosyne2much(m): 12:36pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
CoolHunk:
Wicked!!! Definitely a Boko Haram lady. I dey tell yhu Na serious bashing oooo 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by tosyne2much(m): 12:38pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
mysticSeason: I had an embarrasing experience once buh I can't share it.............its dim funny Egbon abeg share am jhor ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by JbravoAdodger(m): 12:39pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
tosyne2much: [i] My second experience
I walked up to this random lady and tried to strike up a convo.. I talked and talked and talked but for where ? If I hear say she respond.. Could you believe I foolishly took a walk with this lady for almost 10 mins without a word from her
** Fwd **
I got frustrated and told her I had to go at this point and that I appreciate her making me look like a fool
We parted ways and I haven't even took 3 steps when I heard the bomb " PLS GET A JOB
At that instance, I was overwhlemed by low self esteem and it was as if somebody hit sledge hammer on head from behind.. I couldnt wait but zoomed off (if I hear say I wait)
LessoN: overconfidennce is poison! Hahahahah 1 Like 1 Share |