Hav neva bin embarrased befor cos i rarely toast. D very first girl agreed bt fear of rejection nearly killed me bt immediately i summoned courage n spoke she agreed. Since den any i talk to n she replied " i wil tink abt it" i dont go bak cos she is not mine. Though i rarely go out of relationship except she left for marriage or distance. Til date i dont just run after women cos i make u my friend first n lata drop it in d best atmosphere

infogenius:
I recounted this scenario with some guys last night.

I was in SS1 first term and there was this girl that just wanted me around her
and my guys just asked me to break the ice.

After so many days of encouraging and cajoling me i decided to do just that on a Thursday evening.

That Thursday evening after prep one of those yeye guys said that he must call her and I will have to woo her.

No shakes, i waited under a dongoyaro tree close to the class block.

Suddenly Hadiza appeared and was coming out and my heart beat increased more 2000000%
na God say make I no die

She got closer (sweat over my face in harmattan period) i prayed for courage
At last

Hadiza:infogenius, how are you?
me; fine, and youuu?

Hadiza:cool, y did not come over to teach me sets
me: ......*quiet*....

Hadiza:are u not talking.I hope you are ok. *checking my body temperature*
me:*heart beat beating uncontrollable* puts both hands in my trouser pockets

Hadiza; so what is it you want to see me for? Moh'd just told me u wanted to see me urgently
Me: Yes, let me think

Hadiza: what are u thinking?
me: Let me think *heart beats very high* me sef no understand
Hadiza:ok when u are thru wit thinking I will be in the class
me:wait

Hadiza;ok what is it na?
Me:let me think.*hands still in my pockets*

To cut the long story short i kept her for close to thirty minutes.

Hadiza: I have to go in now,there is cold outside. moreover i have lit assignment
to finish up.
Me:ok,I have finished thinking.em..em...em...em

Hadiza:*getting angry* talk, what is it?
me: ok*bracing up not minding heart beat rate* I .... like u....
and ..em.. I want u to be my special friend..my girlfriend.*stamerring in the process*

Hadiza: is that what took u all the time to say and even kept me in the cold.
Me: I am sorry.SO what is your response to my request?

Hadiza: I will think about it
me;when will i get my reply

Hadiza:next week * and she walks away*
me: *sighs*....see this short girl oh...thank God... *feeling disappointed and walking away with heads bowed*

I am yet to get Hadiza's reply after more than 20yrs and where still good friends till
i left FGC but nothing attached.

I could not sleep for close to a week after the poor showing and I still laff it off anytime it comes to mind
like last night.

Bros I must confess, you gat me cracking real hard

Very interesting

UjSizzle:

Home is as home's always been.

but u funny u know? because u see farms on d seasons films produced from be Philippines now tells u we farm there?

Dreyl:
I don't have time wooing lady.

Is it men you have time for?

FrancisTony:
*typing*

My worst embarrassing moment approaching an opposite sex.

It wasn't really about wooing her. Lol! I was walking past the road, and met my old high school friend I know.

I felt like approaching her and starting a convo but something said I shouldn't do so. I still went ahead.

Me- Hello

She- (She pretended as if she didn't know me)

Me- I was embarrassed because all the passerbye's were staring at me.

To save face, I screamed "weren't you the one that I met at ashewo joint yesternight?".













Believe my Story at your own peril.

infogenius:
I recounted this scenario with some guys last night.

I was in SS1 first term and there was this girl that just wanted me around her
and my guys just asked me to break the ice.

After so many days of encouraging and cajoling me i decided to do just that on a Thursday evening.

That Thursday evening after prep one of those yeye guys said that he must call her and I will have to woo her.

No shakes, i waited under a dongoyaro tree close to the class block.

Suddenly Hadiza appeared and was coming out and my heart beat increased more 2000000%
na God say make I no die

She got closer (sweat over my face in harmattan period) i prayed for courage
At last

Hadiza:infogenius, how are you?
me; fine, and youuu?

Hadiza:cool, y did not come over to teach me sets
me: ......*quiet*....

Hadiza:are u not talking.I hope you are ok. *checking my body temperature*
me:*heart beat beating uncontrollable* puts both hands in my trouser pockets

Hadiza; so what is it you want to see me for? Moh'd just told me u wanted to see me urgently
Me: Yes, let me think

Hadiza: what are u thinking?
me: Let me think *heart beats very high* me sef no understand
Hadiza:ok when u are thru wit thinking I will be in the class
me:wait

Hadiza;ok what is it na?
Me:let me think.*hands still in my pockets*

To cut the long story short i kept her for close to thirty minutes.

Hadiza: I have to go in now,there is cold outside. moreover i have lit assignment
to finish up.
Me:ok,I have finished thinking.em..em...em...em

Hadiza:*getting angry* talk, what is it?
me: ok*bracing up not minding heart beat rate* I .... like u....
and ..em.. I want u to be my special friend..my girlfriend.*stamerring in the process*

Hadiza: is that what took u all the time to say and even kept me in the cold.
Me: I am sorry.SO what is your response to my request?

Hadiza: I will think about it
me;when will i get my reply

Hadiza:next week * and she walks away*
me: *sighs*....see this short girl oh...thank God... *feeling disappointed and walking away with heads bowed*

I am yet to get Hadiza's reply after more than 20yrs and where still good friends till
i left FGC but nothing attached.

I could not sleep for close to a week after the poor showing and I still laff it off anytime it comes to mind
like last night.

guy u for kukuma tell am be4 naa...@tleast she no fit kill u naa

lolz

Truckpusher:
Dry
3cycle you can lie for Africa

Even my 8 and 9 yr old neighboor's kids knew that Asernal is a clubside

Lordabas:





I Was trying to talk to my crush i had in high school after admiring her for several months.
I walked up to her and basically tried to say hi,
my mouth got dried
my mind went blank
I couldn't think of anything to say the tension was too much then the worst happened...




My nyash betrayed me and I let out a loud fart




With the last dose of courage left in me i told her i will talk to her later and zoomed off


** That was the last time i saw that girl **

Choi!!!!!! Nna men!

leonard509:
pictures from the event or adonbilivit

video on the way...watch out

tosyne2much:


Bros I must confess, you gat me cracking real hard

Very interesting

My brother it did not end there.
My guys asked me how did it go.
Trust na, I told them how easy it was to woo her
and her promising to go out with me.


Do u know what that short girl did/
She told the guy Moh'd that called her out all that
transpired between us and I am sure she told her friends.
After a week, all my guys were just yabbing and laffing at me
and that made my sleep even more troublesome.

I did not dare toast any lady till I left FGC.No regrets though.

*I used real names in that piece as it happened. If Hadiza
she will laff and remember that small guy in FGC in those days.

tosyne2much:
When men were boys, every dude must have had a memorable embarrassing moment, only if you have never attempted to strike up a convo


Lemme keep the ball rolling

**Clears throat**

I, my elder brother and friends were clustered around a particular place when I spotted this pretty damsel. I couldn't hide my feelings and outrightly told them I would like to strike up a convo with her (you know guys naaa, they quickly encouraged me not to dull the package, and little did they know I would mess up ). I took an excuse and positioned like a lion waiting for its prey

** Fst Fwd **
The moment she walked past me, I hurriedly walked towards her. (One thing that messed me up was that I used cramming method). I hello-ed her and the following conversation took place

ME - what's up pretty lady ?

She - I'm fine and you ?

Me - I'm very well

Next thing,
I forgot my crammed lines and was dumb founded, only to be looking like a frustrated Jambite

After a while, she looked at me for a few seconds and broke the silence.. She said, WAIT oooo !!! Is it that you forgot all what you have crammed or you are not just bold enough ? Ehhhhhnnnnnn !!! What a shameful thing

At that instance, shame and discomfort was registered on my face and it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up (I just can't remember how we departed)

**Guys pls share yours **

Note - No claiming of rich or fine boi on this thread oooo

What you should have done next was to tell her seeing how more beautiful she was upfront was what caused your silence..... infact that's my line most times they'll just smile and it's game on

LongShadow:
Very confusing!!!

Tell me how, then I will clarify.

interesting thread
except dose ones wey dey form

Ipledge:
The last thing I will do is to approach a girl I don't know(apart from Koreans).before I go meet a girl I would send series of msg and make sure I see a very bright green light.
My most embarrassing moment is on nairaland.
I see this beautiful girl pic on nairaland "dechandel".I sent her so many pms,she no gree reply,I followed her,quote almost everything she posted(na dog dey bark )I created a thread about her that reach six pages,but she ignored....feel embarrassed that I almost deactivate my acct

Babe! E no good so o.
Atleast listen to this guy naa

Veckylord:
i wish am in abuja or those cities u mentioned i always those kind of girls chia see free bleep

. It funny, another willing prey, they are just everywhere. That's why nigeria is good for them to exploit, continue bleeping

In my sec school days. She was the new girl in class and I liked her. I was shy so I sent my friend to tell her that I liked her. She told him that if I truly liked her that I should approach her my self. I went to her. All my class mates were looking at me. I told her that I liked her she looked at me and said she had a bf.








We became good friends I asked her out like three times more before she accepted.

nikkymehmeh:
interesting thread
except dose ones wey dey form

thread for young boys and girls

adonbilivit:
video on the way...watch out

owk, but i need a hard copy of it , how do i get it, cos i live in france.

Tosyne2much, isn't there a possibility of a free-flow of conversation at the first try?
I'm asking coz I've never been embarrassed.
I have this belief that if you make the best out of every bad situation, the situation is going to take care of itself.
As I type this, I just finish an interesting chit-chat with a girl I've been eyeing in the tutorial centre where I do my web program... It wasn't awkward. Am I supra-normal?
HELP!!!

clovislouis:
thread for young boys and girls

it's only in Nigeria that young boys place so much importance on girls

This is a direct conversation a lady had with me.
She: Was thinking....... Did u eva ask me 2 marry u?

Me: what?

She: I guest you had me well, I just need and answer frm u that's all.

Me: well I guest I hw never ever told u or ask u such questions.

She: you hav nt answered me!

Me: the answer is NO.

She: "smiling"

Me: don't forget we re nt yet friends but just met on a social media n met live once.....

End of discussion.

Its not bad for a girl to woo a man, this is hw she wish and desire me marry her after we met for just a week.

queebeediva:
Some people can lie sha oo! Anyway mine was a bit frustating ; walking pass some group of boys chatting then suddenly one of them ran after me and was saying ,hello! Hi! Excuss me and I was rushing for lecture I paused and asked the guy anything pls thinking is their normal way of stoping a girl to ask her out but I was embarras when he said sorry your cloth is stain with blood . O boy is the confussion on my face even the thank you that came out of my mouth was a conffused one sef. How I got home na only God no.

oh no

I'm just too lazy and shy to woo a girl

Ilovenigeria:

Tell me how, then I will clarify.

The neighbours observing soundtrack..that's absurd ...

Was standing on my balcony one early morning like around 7am,spotted ds pretty lady who was waiting outside d locked gate of a jehovah's witness church juat adjacent my house. She came early for a church programme,but d gate wasn't yet opened,so she decided to wait outside. Na so I decided to make a move. I came out of my crib and approached her....
Me: hello pretty.
She: hi.
Me: guess u r rather too early for the prrograamme.
She: yeah.
Me: actually,u happen to b the first pretty thing am seeing ds morning,so I decided to say hello and kno how........(she interrupted me)
Shesnarps back).....am sorry,am not a THING!
I just stuttered 'am sorry',and tcant remember how I left her dat morning!

LongShadow:
The neighbours observing soundtrack..that's absurd ...

It is common in my lodge. Them go just arrange seats for your domot(door) dey play or pretend to dey play Whot/ludo game.

this one happened to me....i saw this mamiwater package nd i went fourth to woo her the convo went thus:

me: helo damsel...am mary sorry joseph
she: frawned...do u tink u are funny (multitde of people were watching)
me: see my junior sis is ur senior so mind how u talk to me!...
and the people watching us started laffing sum even said NA HU SEND U i just removed my shoes and fold my tracks and took to my heels

clovislouis:
thread for young boys and girls

since u ar too old for this thread.......y ar u here

Stoped her and he stoped. walked to her and while I was talking to her my prick begin stand she saw it and busted to laugher

Ilovenigeria:
I fear shy guys ooo. He was always shy whenever he sees me. He couldn't even walk up to me or say hi. Any time he sees me he will smile and dodge.

Omo... I decided to test my wooing skills on him ooo. I collected his number and invited him to my house, he agreed.

Before the day he came to my house, I have already told all my neighbours that I got one small shy boy that runs away whenever he sees me. In fact I bragged that i will make him my school son and they warned me that no man is small ooo.

The day he came, I offered him food and soft drink. This shy guy finished the food and fvcked the living daylight out of me chineke!!!!!! I don't even know how it happened.

I opened my door and to my surprise....my neighbours....... oooooohh they ......... oooooooh.


I was mocked and laughed at.

lmao,gayness in tha air.

swagwu:
this one happened to me....i saw this mamiwater package nd i went fourth to woo her the convo went thus:

me: helo damsel...am mary sorry joseph
she: frawned...do u tink u are funny (multitde of people were watching)
me: see my junior sis is ur senior so mind how u talk to me!...
and the people watching us started laffing sum even said NA HU SEND U i just removed my shoes and fold my tracks and took to my heels

una no go kill person with laff.