youngice:
mine was very straight forward
Normally as a tall fine boy in engineering
E no dey hard me

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on this faithful day I say this girl
I swear she get class like private school
All my guys tell me say o boy this one pass u but I no hear word
One of my guy come gimme morale
I come start to dey tail the girl
As I almost reach her one bastard from nowhere approach her cone follow her yarn for like 2 minz pull out
O boy I see my opportunity
As I was about to holla her she fell into a dry gutter while trying to cross it , Na um pple gather dey help her one guy give her him handkerchief

When dey clear convo start.....
ME:Hi what's your name (till date this remains the worst satrtvup line)
Babe: silence
Me: sorry I asked for your name
Babe: Why are u acting like a fool , I just fell in gutter
Me: *advanced gibberish *
Babe : hisses
Me: Looks left looks right , nobody looking
Bounces away

pelumikorede:


What you should have done next was to tell her seeing how more beautiful she was upfront was what caused your silence..... infact that's my line most times they'll just smile and it's game on

Raymondenyi:
Only very inexperienced small boiz; run after a lady; or goo to woo a lady; they just see walking on d road; it is vvery inappropriate and immature;
They are appropriate quarters for that; if the situation is not appropriate; or the atmosphere does not warrant it; pls do not go; its as simple as that; telling u from my countless experiuences; I have never been embarrased; or lookrd down upon ( ur dressing n presentation tells d way u'll be addressed)...

Those who have eyes, n are willing to lear,; pls do...

Am out.

nikkymehmeh:
interesting thread
except dose ones wey dey form

Divineboy42:
My father told me not to pursue girls but i should pursue the things that make girls pursue me. Besides Dont beg for love, i can never beg anybody for love. I dont approach a girl d first tyme i saw her, i will make sure she finds interest in me before i will say hi.

ThoniaSlim:


Exactly! Why would a grown man sagging his trousers really think he'll
get a response from me?

Also time and place matters a lot when approaching a lady! Imagine
walking up to a lady stuck in a long queue at GTB Bank and expecting her
to entertain your ridiculous lines! Like really?

Also any smart man would know you never approach a lady when she's with
her group of friends. That's a big no no.

yhomz093:
I'm just too lazy and shy to woo a girl

Divineboy42:
My father told me not to pursue girls but i should pursue the things that make girls pursue me. Besides Dont beg for love, i can never beg anybody for love. I dont approach a girl d first tyme i saw her, i will make sure she finds interest in me before i will say hi.

swagwu:
this one happened to me....i saw this mamiwater package nd i went fourth to woo her the convo went thus:

me: helo damsel...am mary sorry joseph
she: frawned...do u tink u are funny (multitde of people were watching)
me: see my junior sis is ur senior so mind how u talk to me!...
and the people watching us started laffing sum even said NA HU SEND U i just removed my shoes and fold my tracks and took to my heels

nikkymehmeh:
since u ar too old for this thread.......y ar u here

daey118:

Pele daddy mi I feel your pain.

tosyne2much:
bro ar u serious ?

googlepikin:
mine happened like dis, I always see dis beautiful girl dat work in a law firm close to my office. one day I asked their office security guy what's her name, he said oh dat girl? she's a nice person, that her name is Adanna. that the girl is from a very wealthy family but very very humble. I didn't know dis ogogoro man was just hyping the girl because I always dash him money,and dis is opportunity for him to open office on my head.. next day o, I was just passing by the man called me that he told the girl about me. I said but she doesn't know me, he said taaar that he told her, that bros wey dey drive Camry for that office wey dey next door. that she was some how excited. I quickly ran to my office dropped my lappy, went to her office before their madam will come to work. I walked into her office sat down close to her, I said hi, how is work? she said fine, how can I help you. I said no problem I just want to come spend some time with you and tell you how beautiful you are. the girl provoke, excuse me,she ask where do you work I said next door.she said are you stupidd or a retardd? that she will write a report to my company that I came to harass her. mehnn see begging for 10min. since then I hate to see her walking towards me.

Lordabas:





I Was trying to talk to my crush i had in high school after admiring her for several months.
I walked up to her and basically tried to say hi,
my mouth got dried
my mind went blank
I couldn't think of anything to say the tension was too much then the worst happened...




My nyash betrayed me and I let out a loud fart




With the last dose of courage left in me i told her i will talk to her later and zoomed off


** That was the last time i saw that girl **

tosyne2much:


Bros, the possibility of a free-flow of conversation at the first try is next to nill especially when you are doing it for the first tym.. WHY ? It's simply because at first trial you get nervous

You get me bro ?

cassyrooy:
If Seun no deactivate your account, then even the Laws here in Nairaland needs revision and modification.

xpac01:
I don't really know why this happens to me. Am always kind of confident of my english prowess, but when trying to woo a lady, my grammar will look so pathetic and crippled, and unfortunately the ladies don't even give me a leverage to this error.
I always remember this embarassing wooing back at school. While reading in the class in my normal reading theartre, this beautiful girl caught my attention, then i decided to make a move and recorded the whole incident in my phone. This what ensued:
Me: baby hw far (now my heart beating fast, almost tearing my chest)
SHE: fine (soft voice)
ME: how is studying?
SHE: you said? (already noticing the error)
ME:.....forget. I am always since viewing your seriousness from the behind.
SHE: how? what are you saying? (frowning)
ME: (already loosing confidence) baby I will like to be friends with the seriousness of somebody like you.
SHE: (bursted and laughing emabrassingly, attracting the whole students reading in the theatre) look am in this school to read and not to make friends with people like you ok? Please leave me alone.
ME: (stood up face down, packed my book and left the theatre).
When i played back the incident, i was like, xpac na u be dat. So embarassing...

xpac01:
I don't really know why this happens to me. Am always kind of confident of my english prowess, but when trying to woo a lady, my grammar will look so pathetic and crippled, and unfortunately the ladies don't even give me a leverage to this error.
I always remember this embarassing wooing back at school. While reading in the class in my normal reading theartre, this beautiful girl caught my attention, then i decided to make a move and recorded the whole incident in my phone. This what ensued:
Me: baby hw far (now my heart beating fast, almost tearing my chest)
SHE: fine (soft voice)
ME: how is studying?
SHE: you said? (already noticing the error)
ME:.....forget. I am always since viewing your seriousness from the behind.
SHE: how? what are you saying? (frowning)
ME: (already loosing confidence) baby I will like to be friends with the seriousness of somebody like you.
SHE: (bursted and laughing emabrassingly, attracting the whole students reading in the theatre) look am in this school to read and not to make friends with people like you ok? Please leave me alone.
ME: (stood up face down, packed my book and left the theatre).
When i played back the incident, i was like, xpac na u be dat. So embarassing...

noordean:
Broda ds ur own story dey funnier ooo.....com c mi as i dey laff alone!

still waiting for d funniest story.......

Ipledge:
This is not you...where is the signature "Ayamlaykorn"

laykhorn:


Oh! Thats my twin brother signature. His username is Laykorn... Check out the difference.

dammie4j:
For me, there's ds lady i've always had a crush on back in secondary school days. infact, we used 2 b friends back den in pry school, den in sec school she had some very top click of friends so i was always intimidated of chatting er up nd reminding er of our pry school days. As time went on, i happened to meet her in the same jamb center with me, little did i know dat there was still more surprises ahead. Our class teacher happened to be the invigilator for the JAMB exams, as a matter of fact, it was even our class teacher who informed me of her being around. I eventually wasn't able to meet her dat day cos i was so keen on jst passing d exams so i lost dat chance.
I eventually got a deferred admission that year to study accounting little did i know dat she was also admitted to study same course in the same institution. Since i had a deferred admission, she eventually had a year ahead of me in the same institution and department. On resumption, considering how challenging it could be for a jam bite wooing a 200L staylite, i knew i was smhow disadvantages. Upon findings by me, i discovered dat she was among d top click of babes in d faculty which was anoda hurdle i had to scale "topping up ma game as a cool dude". Anyways, i wasn't bad either even on ma low-key, but it was really had chatting up ds babe. Even some of my ex-school mates discouraged me abt even jst been friend wit ds babe.
TO cut the story short, d day i had my first encounter wit her, ma heart cut. I was abt walking in2 d faculty while she was checking out wit her friends, we suddenly stared @ each oda but i wasn't confident enough so i pretended looking somewhr else while she kept on starring, na so i take dull dat day oooo. In fact, wen i reach hostel dat day, i jst dey vex wit ma sef. Eventually, i come do small rehearsal against the next impromptu encounter wit her.
On this fateful day, i went for ma faculty clearance when i saw her and a friend @ d entrance to the faculty office, omo, come see shock... in other to ease the tension and avoid er @ dat moment, i jst bumped into the faculty office swiftly. Not long as i was in trying compose ma speech in d office, d faculty officer chased every1 out of d office to queue up outside d office. Omo, dat moment, na die i dey. As i jst lay low 4 one side, nah im i see ds lady walk up 2 me whr i was and chatted me up, it was d least of ma expectation.
Lady : Hi, re u Justus?
Me: Hmmmmm, Morenike?? U dnt mean it...(forming tinz nah)
So @ ds time, i got ma balance and we got along wit each oda...exchanged numbers and it all went all lik dat

Raymondenyi:
Only very inexperienced small boiz; run after a lady; or goo to woo a lady; they just see walking on d road; it is vvery inappropriate and immature;
They are appropriate quarters for that; if the situation is not appropriate; or the atmosphere does not warrant it; pls do not go; its as simple as that; telling u from my countless experiuences; I have never been embarrased; or lookrd down upon ( ur dressing n presentation tells d way u'll be addressed)...

Those who have eyes, n are willing to lear,; pls do...

Am out.

holatin:

you wanna know ??
go to h2q gay club
you will find answers there

Ilovenigeria:
I fear shy guys ooo. He was always shy whenever he sees me. He couldn't even walk up to me or say hi. Any time he sees me he will smile and dodge.

Omo... I decided to test my wooing skills on him ooo. I collected his number and invited him to my house, he agreed.

Before the day he came to my house, I have already told all my neighbours that I got one small shy boy that runs away whenever he sees me. In fact I bragged that i will make him my school son and they warned me that no man is small ooo.

The day he came, I offered him food and soft drink. This shy guy finished the food and fvcked the living daylight out of me chineke!!!!!! I don't even know how it happened.

I opened my door and to my surprise....my neighbours....... oooooohh they ......... oooooooh.


I was mocked and laughed at.

Ilovenigeria:
I fear shy guys ooo. He was always shy whenever he sees me. He couldn't even walk up to me or say hi. Any time he sees me he will smile and dodge.

Omo... I decided to test my wooing skills on him ooo. I collected his number and invited him to my house, he agreed.

Before the day he came to my house, I have already told all my neighbours that I got one small shy boy that runs away whenever he sees me. In fact I bragged that i will make him my school son and they warned me that no man is small ooo.

The day he came, I offered him food and soft drink. This shy guy finished the food and fvcked the living daylight out of me chineke!!!!!! I don't even know how it happened.

I opened my door and to my surprise....my neighbours....... oooooohh they ......... oooooooh.


I was mocked and laughed at.

RedBenson:


You always try to feel important even when it's uncalled for. We all do this thing at some point in life. Dont sound like you never did it unless you never toasted a babe before.