Lordabas:





I Was trying to talk to my crush i had in high school after admiring her for several months.
I walked up to her and basically tried to say hi,
my mouth got dried
my mind went blank
I couldn't think of anything to say the tension was too much then the worst happened...




My nyash betrayed me and I let out a loud fart




With the last dose of courage left in me i told her i will talk to her later and zoomed off


** That was the last time i saw that girl **

Bowaley17:
Have been eyeing d babe 4 along time...I already knew her name...I gt 2 meet her on a sunday afternoon...d following convo ensued btw us...
Me: Busayo hwfa
She: ehn kilode?
Me: i just want 2 see for a few seconds pls...
She: wetin happen...mon gbo
Me: it been along time hv been trying 2 talk 2u,bt i neva had d oppurtunity...what really happen is that i like u and i want u 2b my gf...
She: (looking @ me from head 2 toe...eyeing me and hissed and disgraced me in yoruba)...u no even knw ur mate...ode,idiot stupid boy etc...
Na so shame catch me...e be like mk ground swallow me that moment...i just turned around dey go....since dt day i no fit look am 4 eyes...nor pass their street...
Afta 3yrs my final year in secondary skul - a friend of my younger sister(d babe na one of d big girl 4 skul) followed me back home from skul,cos my sister was sick and didnt go 2 skul that day,so she wanted 2 come greet her... I passed the front of their house...God's doing she was outside,i held d girl's hand as we pass thru their house...i looked bk,na so our eyes jam.she come dey look somehow...i later discovered we attended same skul and was she was 3 classes behind me...till date she self no fit look me 4 face...

youngice:
mine was very straight forward
Normally as a tall fine boy in engineering
E no dey hard me

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on this faithful day I say this girl
I swear she get class like private school
All my guys tell me say o boy this one pass u but I no hear word
One of my guy come gimme morale
I come start to dey tail the girl
As I almost reach her one bastard from nowhere approach her cone follow her yarn for like 2 minz pull out
O boy I see my opportunity
As I was about to holla her she fell into a dry gutter while trying to cross it , Na um pple gather dey help her one guy give her him handkerchief

When dey clear convo start.....
ME:Hi what's your name (till date this remains the worst satrtvup line)
Babe: silence
Me: sorry I asked for your name
Babe: Why are u acting like a fool , I just fell in gutter
Me: *advanced gibberish *
Babe : hisses
Me: Looks left looks right , nobody looking
Bounces away

Dreyl:
their is time for everything,i don't do the wooing again,now is the time to make more cash, money attract biatches you dig right

RedBenson:


Pls what is h2q gay club cos i school New York City.

Sexytemi:
I just can't stop laughing @ all this stories o, my nickname among guys is witch, cuz have embarrassed so many, I hate guys that form, or try to use fake accent, or believe cuz dey are cute no lady can say no to them.

joseph1832:
You cam see what I've been trying to tell you, the individual in question is not the only person who possess this over inflated ego mentality. They are many here, especially politics and romance section.

holatin:

u wey u no know ow an airport look like

kekilika:


An introvert like me have been hit worst by these witches. I just let nature provide me my girls. But my self esteem increased when I was with my madt cousins, those guys can send you to your doom. They can set you on a difficult task. Sometime, approaching these girls was epic failure. I miss their ginger.


Remember once I approached a girl. My junior boy wanted to take a peep at her beauty. You want try the burge at my groin. She noticed and kept smiling. I couldn't stand erect any longer. She asked if I was thinking of s. e. x so sudden with her? You avnt succeeded yet and your junior body is eager to start work? I just muttered some gibberish. Men!!! God bless that day, how I excused myself from that place, na Him fit explain tell una.

Ipledge:
The last thing I will do is to approach a girl I don't know(apart from Koreans).before I go meet a girl I would send series of msg and make sure I see a very bright green light.
My most embarrassing moment is on nairaland.
I see this beautiful girl pic on nairaland "dechandel".I sent her so many pms,she no gree reply,I followed her,quote almost everything she posted(na dog dey bark )I created a thread about her that reach six pages,but she ignored....feel embarrassed that I almost deactivate my acct

femisek:
hmm remember a girl usually smiling at me in the neighborhood,thought it was a visa to love ,waited for her at her usual path around 7.30pm when she passed by I followed till a part of the street with less people so I moved closer and said hi,aw was your day?she kept mute i said common if you are not beautiful I won't approach you she said if you don't stop following me I will exhibit madness for you in Yoruba language. o boy I waka straight comot from her back

VickyyB:

I have never embarrassed guys.

tosyne2much:
When men were boys, every dude must have had a memorable embarrassing moment, only if you have never attempted to strike up a convo


Lemme keep the ball rolling

**Clears throat**

I, my elder brother and friends were clustered around a particular place when I spotted this pretty damsel. I couldn't hide my feelings and outrightly told them I would like to strike up a convo with her (you know guys naaa, they quickly encouraged me not to dull the package, and little did they know I would mess up ). I took an excuse and positioned like a lion waiting for its prey

** Fst Fwd **
The moment she walked past me, I hurriedly walked towards her. (One thing that messed me up was that I used cramming method). I hello-ed her and the following conversation took place

ME - what's up pretty lady ?

She - I'm fine and you ?

Me - I'm very well

Next thing,
I forgot my crammed lines and was dumb founded, only to be looking like a frustrated Jambite

After a while, she looked at me for a few seconds and broke the silence.. She said, WAIT oooo !!! Is it that you forgot all what you have crammed or you are not just bold enough ? Ehhhhhnnnnnn !!! What a shameful thing

At that instance, shame and discomfort was registered on my face and it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up (I just can't remember how we departed)

**Guys pls share yours **

Note - No claiming of rich or fine boi on this thread oooo

allandutch:
This happened recently

There is this girl in ma area, we've been talking for a while and she even got me to believe that we are friends already. Then I saw her talking to her friend one evening and I remembered that I didn't even have her number so I decided to wait till she finish to get it from her,I waited for almost 10 minutes before she finish the convo and started walking towards me. Immediately I jumped up and approach her and said hi. She just pretended like she didn't know me and kept walking and I was like WTF just happened, I called her she didn't answer so I touched her and then she shout FIMILE JORH! Then all eyes was on me ( some old fellows were even laughing). Meeeen I was embarrassed and I couldn't move at first but I later manage to drag ma self from that area.

The next day the girl was trying to offer some explanation for what she did but I NO EVEN WAN HEAR i just told her to get out of ma sight.

noordean:
no b so u ladiez dey form? Like say na only guyz dey shit

CoolHunk:
I'm really surprised at the comments on here...toasting lines? WTH are those? Wooing a lady to me, is only a matter of intelligence and confidence. You can tell a lot about a person by just looking at them for a moment...I would usually strike up a convo about something ubiquitous...and I make sure to catch them off guard. I'm not the sort of guy who stares at women...it only takes a split-second to check out a lady. Don't walk up to a lady after staring at her like she's some billboard in Times Square, that's just plain weird...especially for the really beautiful ones. I act like they're invisible to me...and then initiate a convo when they least expect it...and since I'm good-looking and super cool...she'll lose herself for a bit when I suddenly engage her in a convo...but I try to make them as comfortable as possible, so no getting personal right off the bat...take it slow, be confident, be witty. Cheers!

ogaprime:

RedBenson:


FrancisTony, doing comedy since 1846BC.

Dreyl:
*pour gutter water on her*