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Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by alveene(m): 5:25pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
[quote author=Ilovenigeria post=28379952]I fear shy guys ooo. He was always shy whenever he sees me. He couldn't even walk up to me or say hi. Any time he sees me he will smile and dodge. Omo... I decided to test my wooing skills on him ooo. I collected his number and invited him to my house, he agreed. Before the day he came to my house, I have already told all my neighbours that I got one small shy boy that runs away whenever he sees me. In fact I bragged that i will make him my school son and they warned me that no man is small ooo. The day he came, I offered him food and soft drink. This shy guy finished the food and fvcked the living daylight out of me chineke!!!!!! I don't even know how it happened. I opened my door and to my surprise....my neighbours....... oooooohh they ......... oooooooh. I was mocked and laughed at. [/quote Mehn, ur name shld be Mrs Lieanus...u bi guru |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Kbraims(m): 5:29pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Lordabas:O boy! So u fart! Lolz |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Bowaley17(m): 5:37pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Have been eyeing d babe 4 along time...I already knew her name...I gt 2 meet her on a sunday afternoon...d following convo ensued btw us... Me: Busayo hwfa She: ehn kilode? Me: i just want 2 see for a few seconds pls... She: wetin happen...mon gbo Me: it been along time hv been trying 2 talk 2u,bt i neva had d oppurtunity...what really happen is that i like u and i want u 2b my gf... She: (looking @ me from head 2 toe...eyeing me and hissed and disgraced me in yoruba)...u no even knw ur mate...ode,idiot stupid boy etc... Na so shame catch me...e be like mk ground swallow me that moment...i just turned around dey go....since dt day i no fit look am 4 eyes...nor pass their street... Afta 3yrs my final year in secondary skul - a friend of my younger sister(d babe na one of d big girl 4 skul) followed me back home from skul,cos my sister was sick and didnt go 2 skul that day,so she wanted 2 come greet her... I passed the front of their house...God's doing she was outside,i held d girl's hand as we pass thru their house...i looked bk,na so our eyes jam.she come dey look somehow...i later discovered we attended same skul and was she was 3 classes behind me...till date she self no fit look me 4 face... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by gunners160(m): 5:39pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Bowaley17:law of karma |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by mdee1(m): 5:44pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
youngice:Na because u ask am for her name u don become fool? some girls sha...when no be say na u cause(curse) am make she fall inside gutter. Good for her! |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by kekilika: 5:46pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
An introvert like me have been hit worst by these witches. I just let nature provide me my girls. But my self esteem increased when I was with my madt cousins, those guys can send you to your doom. They can set you on a difficult task. Sometime, approaching these girls was epic failure. I miss their ginger. Remember once I approached a girl. My junior boy wanted to take a peep at her beauty. You want try the burge at my groin. She noticed and kept smiling. I couldn't stand erect any longer. She asked if I was thinking of s. e. x so sudden with her? You avnt succeeded yet and your junior body is eager to start work? I just muttered some gibberish. Men!!! God bless that day, how I excused myself from that place, na Him fit explain tell una. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by mdee1(m): 5:55pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Dreyl:Smh |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by holatin(m): 6:03pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
RedBenson:u wey u no know ow an airport look like |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by JhyMedex: 6:03pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Sexytemi:U got Issues |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by sconp: 6:14pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
why should one woo a girl the first time you meet? Just chat around and jonse, then next time u toll and friends apart a little and drop ur ginger. |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by tosyne2much(m): 6:15pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
joseph1832: I have been noticing the dude since.. We don need a pastor to tell us he's an hypocrite |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by haare2015: 6:16pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
This is the reason I don't have a gf,I dislike ebarrasment,I fit bit d girl if she talk nonsense 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 6:20pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
holatin: If i hear. |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by femisek(m): 6:23pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
hmm remember a girl usually smiling at me in the neighborhood,thought it was a visa to love ,waited for her at her usual path around 7.30pm when she passed by I followed till a part of the street with less people so I moved closer and said hi,aw was your day?she kept mute i said common if you are not beautiful I won't approach you she said if you don't stop following me I will exhibit madness for you in Yoruba language. o boy I waka straight comot from her back 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by tosyne2much(m): 6:30pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
kekilika: Lwkmd.. Rolmao ![]() |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by WiseBukoye(m): 6:31pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Oh! What a funny tread. Let me rekindle the old memories. I had a couple of such experiences in those good days, when life was full of fun and little worries. Some twenty 26 years back in secondary school, I guess JSS two precisely, there is this fair complexioned beauty girl in the next class. I've always admired her and wrote some couple of anonymous love letters to her. Often drop them in her locker after school hours. Out of illusion, I dropped a couple of such letters too in locker too, so as to convince my bad friends that this lady and I were dating. On this fateful wednessday, during environmental (cutting of grasses), I was challenged to prove to my friends that we were really dating. Na so I gather courage and managed to go tell her that I'd like to tell something, but after school hours. She was puzzled and short of words, and I was too shy to wait for her response. Fast forwars.... After school my bad friends were still asking me to proof to them that my story of dating was true. I surmon courage tail this girl to her house, which was like 1.5km from school. There was this her friend with her that fateful Wednesday evening, so I took a short cut, so I can corner her before she got to her street. Alas! There she comes alone now and I was approaching her. From no where, the yeye shy spirit just grab me. Na so I |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by noordean(m): 6:32pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Ipledge:Baba u suffer o...mayb na married woman she b |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by tosyne2much(m): 6:32pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
femisek: You no go kill me with laf.. Lwkmd |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 6:35pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
VickyyB:i don't believe you ![]() |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by stexsy(m): 6:35pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
tosyne2much:u r lying, u watch too much of nigerian movies |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by WiseBukoye(m): 6:38pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
.... Na so I wanted to say hello, but the girl just turn back and pick race. O boy, na so I pick race too in another direction. The mockery I got in the hands of those bad boys no be small. The next day, the girl came to my class in company of that her friend. She walked up to me and asked me what I wanted to tell yesterday. Na so I just dey look her like deaf and dumb. Those yeye bads boys and the whole class were laughing at me then. My class teacher purnish me that day. 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by noordean(m): 6:41pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
allandutch:mayb she saw her popsy as she was walkin towards u and was scared as a result of that 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Chris95(m): 6:44pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Hehehe...funni thread. Av neva bin embarrassed b4 tho i guess av bin lucky... bt av had some rili tensed experiences. Bt ryt nau is all abt d Benjamins... the more successful u r d mre chicks b drooling ova u. |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 6:46pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
[quote author=Sparrow13 post=28370140][/quote] please what is the title of that cartoon movie ![]() |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 6:49pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
noordean:no o.i dey fart wella but I dey giv mysef brain. not in public. but wen am alone...chai! |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Missmossy(f): 6:56pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Hahahaha guys don't always have it easy ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by KingTom(m): 6:59pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
In SS1 I approached my colleague to ask her out, she said my head is too big at the top of her voice and the whole class heard ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by WiseBukoye(m): 7:03pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
The last bashing I got while trying to woo a girl was sometime in 2003, I was travelling in a bus from Akure to Lagos on a weekend. We had a bursted tyre after the turn at Shagamu and the driver was not carrying a spare or jack, but wheel spanner. This pretty lady and I were not talking before the bursted tyre, but started during the wait that was about 3 hours. We chatted well and exchanged mobile numbers. I called her the next day to say hallo and she was so friendly, and lead me on. We agreed on a date by weekend. On that fateful day, I called her to reassure myself of the date before dressing up and withdrew my last change at the bank ATM, fueled the car and drove off to the eatery. I ate, drank and waited for over 3 hours and she stopped picking my calls or reply the couple of messages I sent her. Well, I drove home in despair and had a very bad night. Called her the next day, but she didn't pick..... Fast forward.... She picked her call and a male voice barked at me.... Who are you and why are you disturbing my baby? I was confused! And the male voice told me to look elsewhere for a girl friend, ending the call. I was overwhemed in shock, but wanted to teach her a lesson she won't forget in a hurry...... |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by ogaprime(m): 7:07pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
CoolHunk:
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Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 7:10pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
ogaprime:Is that you? Apparently you're too young to understand. And your parents may pull an AR-15 on me, so I gotta play it safe. |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 7:11pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
RedBenson:Lol. On a real note, I wouldn't even say that crap in return. ![]() |
Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by misszainab(f): 7:12pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Dreyl:I'm awake already....madman! |
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