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Re: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616: 2:48pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
Whether you are chatting online or on the phone or on a one on one conversation.....at this stage i have got just one advice for you keep it light seriously you are gonna need a good dose of humor 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616: 2:51pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
There are several complains about the not replying the chats, or using one word replies or she just isnt chatty or you just have no idea what to talk about.... Well this is where the humor come into place 1 Like |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616: 3:05pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
For an online chat my suggestion? Be friendly, ask questions that their reply just cant be 'ok' or ' no' or 'yes' or 'kk'.. Read between the lines of things she seems more willing to talk about and topics she avoids. Pls dont use interrogation style it results to her asking why do want to know? 'sorry i cant do that i barely know you' etc if she is someone you had met before chatting online like the previous ones on novels, music, and school things or whatever it is you talked about when you first met. Well good for you at least you have got a safe ground to land on 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by mikolo80: 3:42pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
Jessyj616:i don't think so madam. looks are the first thing we notice as humans(those are the rules...i did not make them) so..guy sees girl(she all made up with all her curves jutting out{peacocking} guy likes girl guy has a small window to make his move or forever remain silent and lose a potential love of his life guy approaches girl thinks of "natural" icebreakers comes up with zilch does not want to lose girl simply goes with good ol' "can i get your number...ball is in girls court now from girls point of view girl doesn't "see" guy cos he doesn't look fly(benz,range,rolex,iphone 6 tinz) girl is approached by guy girl doesn't give guy a chance cos guy did not follow mills and boons perfect lovey dovey mush mush lollipop love sequence of toasting girl wonders why guys say she's snub 1 Like |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by mikolo80: 5:16pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
Jessyj616:LONG AND SHORT GUY APPROACHED(WEDA CRUDE OR REFINED) BALL(PUN INTENDED) IS IN YOUR COURT(GIRL |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616: 5:43pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
mikolo80: that is why most times things go wrong . The ball shouldnt be in her court. ( will explain l8r) |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by gbengarock: 7:58pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
Jessyj616: hey!! do i kno u?? |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by mikolo80: 9:44pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
Jessyj616:but it is in her court,she controls the most vital ingredient in the whole guy/girl thingy,without which we would still be in the garden of eden |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Etetejake(m): 10:25pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
subset:Englinglintician, leave her to continue. if u don't need it I need it kx m the shy type. cont. honey jessyj616. Thank u, don't mention. |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Etetejake(m): 10:33pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
Jessyj616: they r truely stndinding on a longer thing. continue jare my luv |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616: 8:33am On Dec 01, 2014 |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by luckybaddest(m): 8:41am On Dec 01, 2014 |
Jessyj616:pls o really don't know how it rolls,finish your sturv so I can learn more |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616: 8:47am On Dec 01, 2014 |
swindo1: you be yam? |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by kenzysc(m): 1:00pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
Very Helpfull & nice post 4 fresh boiz lyke Me...Kip it up @jessy |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616: 3:17pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
kenzysc:thanks |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by rhotimee(m): 6:07pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
A fish doesn't teach a fisherman how to catch fishes.... A fisherman learns from other successful fishermen..... ![]() 1 Like |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616: 6:28pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
Make your chatting interesting. How? By focusing on her. You could start by complimenting her profile pics. See this guy- hey...hi nice pics, crazy though:-) ....i guess you were at a birthday party? Girl-thanks but no just chilling with friends. Guy- hmmm.....you and your friends in that pics look uniquely weird. Girl-lols...unique? Weird? How? Guy-ok....the first girl has got this innocent look but her hands are raised up in the badoo peace sign.... asin (che ko wa le). Girl-hahaha...ko duro soke. That is my cousin ever funny. And the second girl? Guy-she looks dressed to kill and actually cared for the picture unlike... Girl-yeah that my friend ever ready to be buriful.... Btw unlike me? Guy-so the one with the cute dimples and sweet smile is you.? You look like you were enjoying yourself immensely without caring for the pics .... Seriously you have got your tongue out at the photographer:-P my kinda girl;-) girl-:-Phehehe yep had fun. You studied psychology of pictures or something? Guy-lolz nooo bus admin. You nko? Girl- english education guy-work don sure for you be dat na girl- eheh ...how nah guy-education has a lot of job opportunities nah. If them no wan employ you just flash them that your sweet smile, mehn them must obey. Girl- haha maka why guy- lol maka zed. You re igbo? Girl- nah im isoko or (Yes) guy- hmmm.... Oya tell me Oghene what? Or ( chineke what?);-) Girl-lol you are not well. I an not oghene or chineke anytin. Just Grace.(bingo!) Guy-you mean oghene grace #just kidding# im Micheal. I ve got lectures in the next ten minutes. Gotta go now but i dont wanna:-( GIRL- why? You want to fail? Go jhor guy-oh the ever "sweet" grace:-D. Seriously you are fun, is there anyway for me to contact you aside this forum? Girl-well you could call me? 080123456789 Guy- great. Thanks see ya! dont cause too much trouble sha 3 Likes |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616: 6:32pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
rhotimee: dear fisherman, i'd also appreciate your help on this thread. Yours fishfully, 2 Likes |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616: 6:47pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
That was not the formula of life.... Seriously, you can improve on that to one better and more suited to the situation. Just focus the beam lights on her while chirping in your own comments once a while. Make it freestyle. You can talk about any topic cooking, school, work, weird/ funny friends, troublesome/ silly siblings, ebola etc anything she finds interesting. If any topic seems dull....switch! |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Nobody: 9:51pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
Jessyj616: Plenty Ate woh 4 u |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Mightyguy(m): 10:15pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
;-) :-/ Lolzz...Actually, u must be d sh*rp type;..Followin ur post 4rm day 1...Hw cum u knew al dis??!** |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by kelvinmuffins3(m): 10:32pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
Ain't no way to toast a girl, make a lot of paper and that benjamin will toast any lady for ya.. Holla |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Nobody: 4:39am On Dec 02, 2014 |
Jessyj616: I guess the dudette that thought you guyz english language way back in school was mrs itoro abasi¿ |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Nobody: 4:54am On Dec 02, 2014 |
Jessyj616: If i were a lawmaker,i would pass the motion of "3yrs in prison for those murdering the use of english language" |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616: 5:47am On Dec 02, 2014 |
sauceny: kkk, i am using the automatic phone dictionary, hence no time to cross check the words. Abeg 4get the english, understand the logic 1 Like |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616: 6:25am On Dec 02, 2014 |
kelvinmuffins3: good packaging with little change will toast the correct girl for ya. Well if you got money but lose ya sense....dont be surprised to only come across runz gals afterall, money is the only thing you have to offer real girls need more than money. Ps- what if the girl in question was financially ok or even richer than you? |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616: 6:33am On Dec 02, 2014 |
Aktor365: *claps* wetin happen |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Nobody: 10:19am On Dec 02, 2014 |
Jessyj616: Job well done |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Kentnickole(m): 1:00pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Jessyj616: How can u tell wether or not a girl is taken already? I discovered that u hardly find a girl without boy friend already... They wl always tell you "sorry, I hv a boy friend" ALL GIRLS ARE TAKEN OH |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616: 10:12am On Dec 03, 2014 |
Kentnickole: you are to just be a friend at first without divulging any romantic interest. Dont ask if she has a bf, when you do, she guesses your intention and will most likely tell you 'yes she does' or no then closes up on you as she begins to suspect you will ask her out next. Focus on your own game, dont bring up the image of another guy in her mind by asking. many say that to discourage the guy. Just smile and say you are not the jealous type or something and continue whilst giving her personal space. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Toast A Girl by kenzysc(m): 6:42pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
Jessyj616:Hmm Lesson Noted |
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