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Case B/w A Brothel And Church:who Wins? by tobechi74: 2:45pm On Nov 29, 2014
Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from expanding -- with morning, afternoon, and evening prayer sessions at their church.
Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week before the grand re-opening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it to the ground! After the brothel was burned to the ground by the lightning strike, the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about "the power of prayer."



But late last week 'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the owner/madam, sued the church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that the church ... "was ultimately responsible for the demise of her building and her business -- either through direct or indirect divine actions or means."
In its reply to the court, the church vehemently and vociferously denied any and all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise.
The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented, "I don't know how the hell I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that thinks it's all bullshit."
Re: Case B/w A Brothel And Church:who Wins? by Alvelt14(m): 5:36pm On Nov 29, 2014
The owner of the brothel should go siddon joor

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Re: Case B/w A Brothel And Church:who Wins? by Ralphmann: 12:55pm On Nov 30, 2014
Alvelt14:
The owner of the brothel should go siddon joor
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