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10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Fabdedon(m): 4:22pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Disclaimer:This post is based on self opinion, so dont get it twisted 10 Things youths are guilty of in church. . 1.Those who will go to church with extentions and chargers and end up sitting close to the switch so as not to get the phones stolen truely thats ackward.. . 2.Those who will only listen to the pastors just to mark his wrong gramatical use of english like misuse of R and L..and wrong use of english..Just pray about your situation.. . 3.Those who listen to the pastor to reply him in musical terms..like story for the gods,awon goons mi,Your case is special . 4.Those guys who will naked a lady by barely loking at her..Bro you need Jesus in your life.. . 5.Those ladies that will dress indecent just to look attractive to boys.. Are they the reason you came to church? . 6.Those who show off/remain Loyal with their offering money.. When every its above 100 naira you see them holding it freely and dancing happily to deposit it..but once its below 100 naira you see them squezing it like they are moulding Eba..Just be a cheerful giver God will understand!! . 7.Those who will come with there Iphones,wristwatch,earphone,wear pefumes,eye shades,Bangles][lipsticks,hair parker.. Only to Forget the Bible..seriously whats then your aim of going to church.. . 8.Those that will dress up like they will be going to their boyfriend/girlfriend house or for a beauty contest for God sake you are going to God's house try look decent . 9.Those that will act like they are listening to the pastor only for their mind to redirect to what they will eat when they get home,which topic to bring up with their girlfriend/boyfriend,how to collect the opposite phone number after the service.etc..Your mind should also be the Temple of the Lord . 10.Those that will leave the church before closing due to thanksgiving,announcment,dedication..brethren This is when the Grace is being shared to cover you for the week..so try not missing it . Feel free to share yours Happy sunday 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Fabdedon(m): 4:26pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by monemsis(m): 4:32pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Fabdedon(m): 4:40pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
tosyne2much, chibwike, mizmycoli naijaboiy eroticangelina, iceberylin tallesty1 neldrizzy kachisbarbie Come and mark this pls |
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Nobody: 4:41pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Lol.. Damn im guilty of one of them.. Guess which one |
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Fabdedon(m): 4:43pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
EroticAngelina:lol tell me plugs ear out.. |
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by chibwike(m): 4:45pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Fabdedon:Wow,...seriously i dnt knw hw u guys manage to come up with these.....am impressed.....u killed it man...thumbs... Btw am gulty of number.... |
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Fabdedon(m): 4:48pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
chibwike:why you guys afriad of the saying number |
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by chibwike(m): 4:50pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Fabdedon:Na only that one you see ba...you no see the compliments abi...issorite |
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by tosyne2much(m): 4:51pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Just here to observe comments form a coconut tree |
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Nobody: 4:52pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
I *siddon* dey look Those that you would try to follow-up via first'timer or new convert. ___ but they would turn around and start to follow you up. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Fabdedon(m): 4:53pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
chibwike:arrrh ogami.. Am very sorry just dat d question came into my mind and i decided to pen it down am grateful for the comment it multivated me to post more thanks |
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Fabdedon(m): 4:54pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
tosyne2much:come down form that tree and Give ur life to christ... |
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Fabdedon(m): 4:55pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Kachisbarbie:do you need pop corns and 3Dshades |
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Fabdedon(m): 4:55pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
chibwike:..i appreciate |
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by chibwike(m): 4:55pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Fabdedon:Lol...na multi-vitamin?........you welcome bro 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Nobody: 4:55pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Fabdedon:im actually guilty of lots of them *whispers* number 3, 6, 9 and 10 *bites nails* |
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Nobody: 4:56pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Fabdedon: nah. Make I look am well, I dey vex. E dey affect my reasoning. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by naijaboiy: 4:56pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Nice one I used to be guilty of number 8 back then. Always swagging up just to go to church But now na corporate things I'm still guilty of number 10 o All those their thanksgiving can be tiring jor Thanksgiving for the week,,thanksgiving for all men,,thanksgiving for all women,,thanksgiving for working class men,,thanksgiving for market women,, Thanksgiving for tailors,,shoemakers,,vulcanizers e.t.c Ah ah!! Wetin sef |
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by chibwike(m): 4:57pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Kachisbarbie:who make u vex |
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Fabdedon(m): 5:01pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
EroticAngelina:buhahahahahah hope you change no time to check time anymore |
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Neldrizzy(m): 5:03pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
As a drummer boy, i always observe everybody( expecially girl) from the Drum stand. Always eyeing those choir girls, sometimes they lost control cus i do it excessively Also am among those that normally shout "error", "tell them pastor" when everybody is quiet jus to add rythem to the preaching!! |
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Fabdedon(m): 5:03pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
naijaboiy:young man calm down nah another man business be that ooo.he has only one day of work for the week.. |
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Fabdedon(m): 5:05pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Neldrizzy:hmmm abi..i no fit try am for my church oo if ah even de imagin am for my mind self people go don de look me self..e go be me mah dig my grave there with my hand |
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Nobody: 5:06pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Fabdedon:yeah ^^ |
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Fabdedon(m): 5:06pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Kachisbarbie:this gat me ROTF |
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by naijaboiy: 5:07pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Fabdedon:LoL,,that one no concern me. Make dem go do the thanksgiving for em house Btw,,i'm a catholic |
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Nobody: 5:08pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
I'm guilty of 4 7 9 right now that I'm even in Church. Smh! |
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by holatin(m): 5:10pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
funny. Not complete with YOUTH that visit nairaland when nairaland app notify them that a new post is on front page. |
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Nobody: 5:11pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Fabdedon: lolz. I used to be a follow-up director in school. You go see some kind finneee boy, go say im done repent. It was my duty to call them, remind them of fellowships/church servive and things like that, before I know it, na them go dey remind of shows in school. I just tire. chibwike: someone+mood-swing. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Fabdedon(m): 5:11pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
naijaboiy:arhhh i know that moment..it muts be the parish u attend.. Thanksgiving is another section in that mass .. |
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Fabdedon(m): 5:13pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Kachisbarbie:hahahah hide your number nah or use a business centre line..lol... |
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