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10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Fabdedon(m): 4:22pm On Nov 30, 2014
Disclaimer:This post is based on self opinion, so dont get it twisted

10 Things youths are guilty of in church.

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1.Those who will go to church with extentions and chargers and end up sitting close to the switch so as not to get the phones stolen truely thats ackward..
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2.Those who will only listen to the pastors just to mark his wrong gramatical use of english like misuse of R and L..and wrong use of english..Just pray about your situation..
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3.Those who listen to the pastor to reply him in musical terms..like story for the gods,awon goons mi,Your case is special
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4.Those guys who will naked a lady by barely loking at her..Bro you need Jesus in your life..
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5.Those ladies that will dress indecent just to look attractive to boys.. Are they the reason you came to church?
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6.Those who show off/remain Loyal with their offering money..
When every its above 100 naira you see them holding it freely and dancing happily to deposit it..but once its below 100 naira you see them squezing it like they are moulding Eba..Just be a cheerful giver God will understand!! grin
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7.Those who will come with there Iphones,wristwatch,earphone,wear pefumes,eye shades,Bangles][lipsticks,hair parker.. Only to Forget the Bible..seriously whats then your aim of going to church..
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8.Those that will dress up like they will be going to their boyfriend/girlfriend house or for a beauty contest for God sake you are going to God's house try look decent
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9.Those that will act like they are listening to the pastor only for their mind to redirect to what they will eat when they get home,which topic to bring up with their girlfriend/boyfriend,how to collect the opposite phone number after the service.etc..Your mind should also be the Temple of the Lord
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10.Those that will leave the church before closing due to thanksgiving,announcment,dedication..brethren This is when the Grace is being shared to cover you for the week..so try not missing it
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Feel free to share yours
Happy sunday

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Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Fabdedon(m): 4:26pm On Nov 30, 2014
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by monemsis(m): 4:32pm On Nov 30, 2014
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Fabdedon(m): 4:40pm On Nov 30, 2014
tosyne2much,
chibwike,
mizmycoli
naijaboiy
eroticangelina,
iceberylin
tallesty1
neldrizzy
kachisbarbie
Come and mark this pls
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Nobody: 4:41pm On Nov 30, 2014
Lol.. Damn im guilty of one of them.. Guess which one sad grin
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Fabdedon(m): 4:43pm On Nov 30, 2014
EroticAngelina:
Lol.. Damn im guilty of one of them.. Guess which one sad grin
lol tell me plugs ear out..
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by chibwike(m): 4:45pm On Nov 30, 2014
Fabdedon:
tosyne2much,
chibwike,
eroticangelina,
iceberylin
tallesty1
neldrizzy
Come and mark this pls
Wow,...seriously i dnt knw hw u guys manage to come up with these.....am impressed.....u killed it man...thumbs...




Btw am gulty of number....
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Fabdedon(m): 4:48pm On Nov 30, 2014
chibwike:

Btw am gulty of number....
why you guys afriad of the saying number
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by chibwike(m): 4:50pm On Nov 30, 2014
Fabdedon:
why you guys afriad of the saying number
Na only that one you see ba...you no see the compliments abi...issorite
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by tosyne2much(m): 4:51pm On Nov 30, 2014


Just here to observe comments form a coconut tree
grin
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Nobody: 4:52pm On Nov 30, 2014
I *siddon* dey look

Those that you would try to follow-up via first'timer or new convert.
___ but they would turn around and start to follow you up. angry

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Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Fabdedon(m): 4:53pm On Nov 30, 2014
chibwike:
Na only that one you see ba...you no see the compliments abi...issorite
arrrh ogami.. Am very sorry just dat d question came into my mind and i decided to pen it down am grateful for the comment it multivated me to post more thanks
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Fabdedon(m): 4:54pm On Nov 30, 2014
tosyne2much:


Just here to observe comments form a coconut tree
grin
come down form that tree and Give ur life to christ...grin
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Fabdedon(m): 4:55pm On Nov 30, 2014
Kachisbarbie:
I *siddon* dey look
do you need pop corns and 3Dshades
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Fabdedon(m): 4:55pm On Nov 30, 2014
chibwike:
Wow,...seriously i dnt knw hw u guys manage to come up with these.....am impressed.....u killed it man...thumbs...



..i appreciate
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by chibwike(m): 4:55pm On Nov 30, 2014
Fabdedon:
arrrh ogami.. Am very sorry just dat d question came into my mind and i decided to pen it down am grateful for the comment it multivated me to post more thanks
Lol...na multi-vitamin?........you welcome bro

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Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Nobody: 4:55pm On Nov 30, 2014
Fabdedon:
lol tell me plugs ear out..
im actually guilty of lots of them grin *whispers* number 3, 6, 9 and 10

*bites nails* sad
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Nobody: 4:56pm On Nov 30, 2014
Fabdedon:
do you need pop corns and 3Dshades

nah.
Make I look am well, I dey vex. angry
E dey affect my reasoning.

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Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by naijaboiy: 4:56pm On Nov 30, 2014
Nice one smiley

I used to be guilty of number 8 back then.
Always swagging up just to go to church grin

But now na corporate things cool

I'm still guilty of number 10 o cheesy
All those their thanksgiving can be tiring jor angry

Thanksgiving for the week,,thanksgiving for all men,,thanksgiving for all women,,thanksgiving for working class men,,thanksgiving for market women,,
Thanksgiving for tailors,,shoemakers,,vulcanizers e.t.c

Ah ah!! angry

Wetin sef undecided
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by chibwike(m): 4:57pm On Nov 30, 2014
Kachisbarbie:


nah.
Make I look am well, I dey vex. angry
E dey affect my reasoning.
who make u vex
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Fabdedon(m): 5:01pm On Nov 30, 2014
EroticAngelina:
im actually guilty of lots of them grin *whispers* number 3, 6, 9 and 10

*bites nails* sad
buhahahahahah hope you change no time to check time anymore
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Neldrizzy(m): 5:03pm On Nov 30, 2014
As a drummer boy, i always observe everybody( expecially girl) from the Drum stand. Always eyeing those choir girls, sometimes they lost control cus i do it excessively tonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetongue Also am among those that normally shout "error", "tell them pastor" when everybody is quiet jus to add rythem to the preaching!! cheesycheesycheesy
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Fabdedon(m): 5:03pm On Nov 30, 2014
naijaboiy:
Nice one smiley

I used to be guilty of number 8 back then.
Always swagging up just to go to church grin

But now na corporate things cool

I'm still guilty of number 10 o cheesy
All those their thanksgiving can be tiring jor angry

Thanksgiving for the week,,thanksgiving for all men,,thanksgiving for all women,,thanksgiving for working class men,,thanksgiving for market women,,
Thanksgiving for tailors,,shoemakers,,vulcanizers e.t.c

Ah ah!! angry

Wetin sef undecided
young man calm down nah another man business be that ooo.he has only one day of work for the week..
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Fabdedon(m): 5:05pm On Nov 30, 2014
Neldrizzy:
As a drummer boy, i always observe everybody( expecially girl) from the Drum stand. Always eyeing those choir girls, sometimes they lost control cus i do it excessively tonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetongue Also am among those that normally shout "error", "tell them pastor" when everybody is quiet jus to add rythem to the preaching!! cheesycheesycheesy
hmmm abi..i no fit try am for my church oo if ah even de imagin am for my mind self people go don de look me self..e go be me mah dig my grave there with my hand
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Nobody: 5:06pm On Nov 30, 2014
Fabdedon:
buhahahahahah hope you change no time to check time anymore
yeah ^^
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Fabdedon(m): 5:06pm On Nov 30, 2014
Kachisbarbie:
I *siddon* dey look

Those that you would try to follow-up via first'timer or new convert.
___ but they would turn around and start to follow you up. angry
this gat me ROTF
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by naijaboiy: 5:07pm On Nov 30, 2014
Fabdedon:
young man calm down nah another man business be that ooo.he has only one day of work for the week..
LoL,,that one no concern me.

Make dem go do the thanksgiving for em house undecided

Btw,,i'm a catholic smiley
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Nobody: 5:08pm On Nov 30, 2014
I'm guilty of 4 7 9 right now that I'm even in Church. Smh! embarassed
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by holatin(m): 5:10pm On Nov 30, 2014
funny.
Not complete with
YOUTH that visit nairaland when nairaland app notify them that a new post is on front page.
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Nobody: 5:11pm On Nov 30, 2014
Fabdedon:
this gat me ROTF

lolz.
I used to be a follow-up director in school.
You go see some kind finneee boy, go say im done repent.
It was my duty to call them, remind them of fellowships/church servive and things like that, before I know it, na them go dey remind of shows in school.

I just tire.


chibwike:
who make u vex

someone+mood-swing. sad

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Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Fabdedon(m): 5:11pm On Nov 30, 2014
naijaboiy:

LoL,,that one no concern me.

Make dem go do the thanksgiving for em house undecided

Btw,,i'm a catholic smiley
arhhh i know that moment..it muts be the parish u attend.. Thanksgiving is another section in that mass ..
Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Fabdedon(m): 5:13pm On Nov 30, 2014
Kachisbarbie:


lolz.
I used to be a follow-up director in school.
You go see some kind finneee boy, go say im done repent.
It was my duty to call them, remind them of fellowships/church servive and things like that, before I know it, na them go dey remind of shows in school.

I just tire.




someone+mood-swing. sad
hahahah hide your number nah or use a business centre line..lol...

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